De Verbo Liberate Mundi (D.O.D./Hosts)

A/N: If you don't know my glorybringer stories, or at least the first chapter of the sequel, then this chapter might be confusing and you can skip it if you wish

Rainkeeper: Alright people! Dares are open again and we've got a lot of them already, and scavengers wanna read this, so let's get started!

Joy: WHOOP!

 *players appear*

Air: OKAY! Today we-

*small nightwing dragonet with brown eyes appears*

All: *stares*

Nightflyer: *screams bloody murder and starts trampling dragons to get away*

Glory: OH MY MOONS!!!!!!!!!!!

Peril: SHE SO FREAKING CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fatespeaker: STARFLIGHT CAN WE KEEP HER?!?!!?!?!?

Sunny: WHAT NO!!!! SHE'S MINE!!!!

Riptide: OVER MY DEAD BODY!

Tsunami: Thank you!

Small dragonet: Um.....Hi? Can you help me?

Joy: .........I may actually die from cuteness overload right now.

Air: I WANNA HUG HER!!!!!!!!!! SHE NEEDS A HUG!!!!!!

Nightflyer: NO! Air, please, promise me you will stay far away from her!

Air:.....No!

Seashell: Of course we can help you sweetie. What's your name?

Small Dragonet: Hopeseeker.

Glory: Well, isn't that a pretty name. What can we do for you?

Hopeseeker: I lost my mommy and daddy and I don't know where they are and Embie was suppose to be watchin me but I ran away and now I'm lost.

Peril: Oh my gosh.....I love her!!!!!!!

Fatespeaker: We'll help you.

Clay: What's your parent's names?

Nightflyer: NO!

Hopeseeker: Air and Nightflyer, I tink.

Air: ........WHAT?!!?!??????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nightflyer: Crap!

Joy: *smacks Nightflyer* LANGUAGE! THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT!

Rainkeeper: *laughing his head off*

Clay: *so confused*

Air: *passes out*

Nightflyer: *trying to figure out what is happening*

*a thud sounds*

New dragonet: OW!!!

Dragonet: GET YO' UGLY ASS OFF OF ME!!!!

Dragonet: Where are we?

Dragonet: UGH, SHUT UP!!!!

Dragonet: I JUST WANNA KNOW WHERE WE ARE, IS THAT SO BAD?!!?

Dragonet: The stars are laughing already....

Dragonet: WE HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS THAN WHAT THE STARS ARE SAYING RIGHT NOW!!!

Dragonet: On the Canary, they could be extremely helpful.

Dragonet: You mean CONTRARY.

Dragonet: No. I never misspeak.

Dragonet: Wait a sec.....WHERE THE HELL IS HOPE!?!?!?!?!?!

Dragonet: Crap, don't tell me she's gone....

Dragonet: GREAT! AUNT AIR IS GONNA KILL US!!!!

Dragonet: Not if Mother kills you first!

Dragonet: SHUT UP WILLOW!!!

Clay: Uh, Hello?

*13 odd-looking dragonets stare at Clay with wide eyes*

Dragonet: Is that.........

Dragonet: Shit.

Hopeseeker: EMBIE!!!! *barrels into a red dragonet*

Nightflyer: Crap, not him too.

Seashell: What is this?

Sunny: Hey! Dragonets? Can you just, tell us your name and maybe who your parents and grandparents are?

Air: *regains consciousness*

Red dragonet:....Uh, Hi. I'm Ember, my parents are Air and Nightflyer, my grandparents are Starflight, Fatespeaker, Clay, and Peril. Oh, and this is my sister Hope.

Air: *faints again*

Peril: *screams* YES!!! I'M RELATED TO THE CUTE ONE!!!!! 

Rainwing dragonet: I'm Apple. My grandparents are Glory and Deathbringer, and my parents are Rainkeeper and Pear.

Rainkeeper: *frozen*

Joy: *laughing her head off*

Dragonet: Hi, I'm Shore. My parents are Joy and Kelp.

Joy: *stops laughing*

Seashell: What the fuck?

Shore: These are my sisters, Ander and Rin.

Rin: Hi!

Ander: Salve!

Joy:........

Rin: She sometimes speaks in Latin....

Rainkeeper: *silently laughing*

Dragonet: *sighs* I'm Nile. These are my brothers, Gator and Egret, and my sisters, Cypress and Willow. We're Squelch and Adobe's kids.

Joy: Damn, Squelch.

Air: *wakes up* WHAT!!!!!!! Oh my moons, I am NEVER going to stop holding this above his head.

Dragonet: I'm Dusk and this is my sister Dawn. We're Coal and Firefly's kids.

Nightflyer: *starts choking on oxygen*

Starflight:......WHO'S COAL????????????????

Dragonet: I'm Stream. I'm Seashell and Geyser's daughter.

Seashell: *squeaks*

Sunny: *somehow gets Kelp and Pear in the room and explains*

Kelp: *stares*

Kelp: Joy?

Joy: Uh huh?

Kelp: We have kids?

Joy: Apparently....

Clay: So, let me get this straight. My daughter, marries Starflight's son?

All: Yes.

Clay:.......THAT'S NOT EVEN FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ander: Fair is an illusion. We have all just let it control and define us for entirety. Break those chains, AND LET OUR MINDS WANDER FREE!!!!

Shore: Ander, calm down...

Ander: No!  Audi astra liberam mentis!!!! AUDI ASTRA LIBERAM MENTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

Rin/Shore: *slowly drag Ander away*

Joy: How did we get that?

Kelp: Hey, it was your side of the family that has all the crazy people.

Joy: Right, because the Seawing royal family is COMPLETELY sane.

Kelp: ALBATROSS DOESN'T COUNT!

Seashell: *still trying to comprehend how she has a dragonet*

Tsunami: So, was there an actual dare for us to do today?

Rainkeeper: *staring at Apple* Not any more...

Nightflyer: AUDIO STELLAS!!!! 

Ander: I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ander: DE VERBO HOC MUNDO LIBERATE!!!!!!!!!!!

Nightflyer: DE VERBO LIBERATE MUNDI!!!!!!!!!! 

All the new dragonets that randomly appeared: *disappear* 

D.O.D.: *slowly back away in extreme confusion*

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