De Verbo Liberate Mundi (D.O.D./Hosts)
A/N: If you don't know my glorybringer stories, or at least the first chapter of the sequel, then this chapter might be confusing and you can skip it if you wish
Rainkeeper: Alright people! Dares are open again and we've got a lot of them already, and scavengers wanna read this, so let's get started!
Joy: WHOOP!
*players appear*
Air: OKAY! Today we-
*small nightwing dragonet with brown eyes appears*
All: *stares*
Nightflyer: *screams bloody murder and starts trampling dragons to get away*
Glory: OH MY MOONS!!!!!!!!!!!
Peril: SHE SO FREAKING CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fatespeaker: STARFLIGHT CAN WE KEEP HER?!?!!?!?!?
Sunny: WHAT NO!!!! SHE'S MINE!!!!
Riptide: OVER MY DEAD BODY!
Tsunami: Thank you!
Small dragonet: Um.....Hi? Can you help me?
Joy: .........I may actually die from cuteness overload right now.
Air: I WANNA HUG HER!!!!!!!!!! SHE NEEDS A HUG!!!!!!
Nightflyer: NO! Air, please, promise me you will stay far away from her!
Air:.....No!
Seashell: Of course we can help you sweetie. What's your name?
Small Dragonet: Hopeseeker.
Glory: Well, isn't that a pretty name. What can we do for you?
Hopeseeker: I lost my mommy and daddy and I don't know where they are and Embie was suppose to be watchin me but I ran away and now I'm lost.
Peril: Oh my gosh.....I love her!!!!!!!
Fatespeaker: We'll help you.
Clay: What's your parent's names?
Nightflyer: NO!
Hopeseeker: Air and Nightflyer, I tink.
Air: ........WHAT?!!?!??????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nightflyer: Crap!
Joy: *smacks Nightflyer* LANGUAGE! THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT!
Rainkeeper: *laughing his head off*
Clay: *so confused*
Air: *passes out*
Nightflyer: *trying to figure out what is happening*
*a thud sounds*
New dragonet: OW!!!
Dragonet: GET YO' UGLY ASS OFF OF ME!!!!
Dragonet: Where are we?
Dragonet: UGH, SHUT UP!!!!
Dragonet: I JUST WANNA KNOW WHERE WE ARE, IS THAT SO BAD?!!?
Dragonet: The stars are laughing already....
Dragonet: WE HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS THAN WHAT THE STARS ARE SAYING RIGHT NOW!!!
Dragonet: On the Canary, they could be extremely helpful.
Dragonet: You mean CONTRARY.
Dragonet: No. I never misspeak.
Dragonet: Wait a sec.....WHERE THE HELL IS HOPE!?!?!?!?!?!
Dragonet: Crap, don't tell me she's gone....
Dragonet: GREAT! AUNT AIR IS GONNA KILL US!!!!
Dragonet: Not if Mother kills you first!
Dragonet: SHUT UP WILLOW!!!
Clay: Uh, Hello?
*13 odd-looking dragonets stare at Clay with wide eyes*
Dragonet: Is that.........
Dragonet: Shit.
Hopeseeker: EMBIE!!!! *barrels into a red dragonet*
Nightflyer: Crap, not him too.
Seashell: What is this?
Sunny: Hey! Dragonets? Can you just, tell us your name and maybe who your parents and grandparents are?
Air: *regains consciousness*
Red dragonet:....Uh, Hi. I'm Ember, my parents are Air and Nightflyer, my grandparents are Starflight, Fatespeaker, Clay, and Peril. Oh, and this is my sister Hope.
Air: *faints again*
Peril: *screams* YES!!! I'M RELATED TO THE CUTE ONE!!!!!
Rainwing dragonet: I'm Apple. My grandparents are Glory and Deathbringer, and my parents are Rainkeeper and Pear.
Rainkeeper: *frozen*
Joy: *laughing her head off*
Dragonet: Hi, I'm Shore. My parents are Joy and Kelp.
Joy: *stops laughing*
Seashell: What the fuck?
Shore: These are my sisters, Ander and Rin.
Rin: Hi!
Ander: Salve!
Joy:........
Rin: She sometimes speaks in Latin....
Rainkeeper: *silently laughing*
Dragonet: *sighs* I'm Nile. These are my brothers, Gator and Egret, and my sisters, Cypress and Willow. We're Squelch and Adobe's kids.
Joy: Damn, Squelch.
Air: *wakes up* WHAT!!!!!!! Oh my moons, I am NEVER going to stop holding this above his head.
Dragonet: I'm Dusk and this is my sister Dawn. We're Coal and Firefly's kids.
Nightflyer: *starts choking on oxygen*
Starflight:......WHO'S COAL????????????????
Dragonet: I'm Stream. I'm Seashell and Geyser's daughter.
Seashell: *squeaks*
Sunny: *somehow gets Kelp and Pear in the room and explains*
Kelp: *stares*
Kelp: Joy?
Joy: Uh huh?
Kelp: We have kids?
Joy: Apparently....
Clay: So, let me get this straight. My daughter, marries Starflight's son?
All: Yes.
Clay:.......THAT'S NOT EVEN FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ander: Fair is an illusion. We have all just let it control and define us for entirety. Break those chains, AND LET OUR MINDS WANDER FREE!!!!
Shore: Ander, calm down...
Ander: No! Audi astra liberam mentis!!!! AUDI ASTRA LIBERAM MENTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Rin/Shore: *slowly drag Ander away*
Joy: How did we get that?
Kelp: Hey, it was your side of the family that has all the crazy people.
Joy: Right, because the Seawing royal family is COMPLETELY sane.
Kelp: ALBATROSS DOESN'T COUNT!
Seashell: *still trying to comprehend how she has a dragonet*
Tsunami: So, was there an actual dare for us to do today?
Rainkeeper: *staring at Apple* Not any more...
Nightflyer: AUDIO STELLAS!!!!
Ander: I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ander: DE VERBO HOC MUNDO LIBERATE!!!!!!!!!!!
Nightflyer: DE VERBO LIBERATE MUNDI!!!!!!!!!!
All the new dragonets that randomly appeared: *disappear*
D.O.D.: *slowly back away in extreme confusion*
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