A/N: *giggling at the title*  Dedicated to Starflight0101

Joy: *starts singing the Mission impossible theme song*

Rainkeeper: Bond. James Bond.

Air: Shouldn't you use your own name?

Rainkeeper:..... Fair point.

Rainkeeper: Keeper. Rainkeeper.

Seashell: ....Nah, James Bond sounds better.

Nightflyer: Flyer. Nightflyer.

Air: Oooooo

Seashell: Shell. Seashell.

Air: if only we could do that with our names, Joy.

Joy: pssh, I don't need to call myself James Bond- I AM JAMES BOND.

Rainkeeper: Really?

Joy:....Well, I mean I've got the weapons, the fighting skills, the- *gasps* NO WAIT! I'm M! Because I've got a squad! And they're all my 007's!

Nightflyer: Can you NOT bring up the squad?

Joy: You're just jelly that I have a mini army.

Nightflyer:... No, I'm really not...

Seashell: Shush, all of you. Let's just go spy on the DOD's daily lives.

Air: And away we go!

Seashell: *appears in Sea Kingdom*

Tsunami: Can I date him now?

Coral: no.

Tsunami: Now?

Coral: No.

Tsunami: Now?

Coral: NO.

Tsunami: How bout now?

Coral: NO!

Tsunami: Now?

Coral: NO! YOU CANNOT DATE RIPTIDE! I WILL NOT ALLOW IT!!!!

Tsunami:......

Tsunami: How about.... Now?

Coral: *screams in rage*

Seashell: Well, that's one way...

Air: *appears in Mud Kingdom*

Peril: Alright, Clay, that's 65,001 cooked up cows for you. That should last you a while. Now I'm gonna go sneak away with the Jade Winglet and fuck shit up, okay?

Clay: Okay!

Clay: *eats all the cows*

Clay: WAIT PERIL COME BACK IM STILL HUNGRY!

Peril: ......

Clay:.... Please?

Peril: *sighs*

Peril: Fiiiiine. Raising Darkstalker can wait till next week.

Clay: Yay!

Air:.....*facetalons into the Rainforest*

Joy: *appears in the rainforest*

Deathbringer: Pleeeeeeease Glory?

Glory: Deathbringer, this is the 76th time you have asked. The answer, still, is NO.

Deathbringer: But why??

Glory: Because the tribes don't know we're dating.

Deathbringer: Yes they do.

Glory: No they d-

Entire rainforest: YES WE DO.

Glory:.....

Deathbringer: How about now?

Glory:.... Fine. *kisses him*

Deathbringer: VICTORY!!!

Glory: ....Why do I like you?

Entire rainforest: *starts listing billions of reasons*

Joy: Why am I even surprised?

Nightflyer: *appears in JMA library*

Starflight: *sorting scrolls and muttering to himself*

Nightflyer: Well, that's normal. Now where's-

Fatespeaker: *slams into the room*

Fatespeaker: STARRY!!!

Starflight: *internally sighs*

Starflight: Hello Fatespeaker.

Fatespeaker:.....Need help with anything?

Starflight: Nope!

Fatespeaker:.... Okay... *leaves*

Nightflyer:.....Well okay then.

Rainkeeper: *appears in Sandwing Kingdom*

Sunny: *doing normal princess things*

Rainkeeper: *sighs* Why did I have to get stuck with the boring one?

Sunny: *looks around shiftly*

Rainkeeper: Oooo, what's this?

Sunny: *sneaks out of Stronghold*

Rainkeeper: Intriguing, Sunny, very intriguing. 

Sunny: Hello Meerkat.

Meerkat: Sunny.

Rainkeeper: You sneaky little Sandwing....

*several hours later*

Hosts: *arrive back at JMA*

Seashell: So, anyone learn anything interesting?

Joy: Nope!

Air: Not really.

Nightflyer: Air, were you just bingeing Supernatural instead of watching them?

Air: NO!

Nightflyer: *waits*

Air:.....I was bingeing supernatural fan videos...

Nightflyer: *facetalons*

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*players appear*

Starflight: I thought it wasn't a dare day!

Joy: It wasn't. We've just been stalking you guys for the last couple days.

Glory: Oh moons.

Seashell: Day and night. Your EVERY movement.

Sunny: Shit.

Rainkeeper: *giggles*

Sunny: WHAT DO YOU KNOW!?!?!

Rainkeeper: Sunkat, Sunkat, LALALALALA!

Sunny: *looks mad*

Nightflyer: SHE'S ANGRY!

Air: QUICK! RUN FROM EVIL ANGRY SUNNY!!!

Hosts: *disappear*

Players:.......

Clay: I am very confused.