A/N: Dedicated to reayaonyx

Joy: ELECTRONICS SUCK!

Seashell: Wait WAHT! WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!?!?!

Joy: I dunno, because the scavenger that writes these asked me to?

Seashell: WHY WOULD SHE HATE ELECTRONICS!?!?!?

Joy: Because her laptop is only BARELY picking up wifi in half the places she goes?

Air: And because of that, it has taken her like four days to write this?

Seashell: Oh...........WELL DON'T BE MAD AT ELECTRONICS!

*players appear*

Moon: Hell-o again.

Clay: Air, are you going to have a Supernatural crisis today?

Air: Nah, I'm doing just fine.

Air: I lied.

Air: I'm dying inside.

All:.........

Peril: Well okay then.

Rainkeeper: So today, we have- drumroll please-

Joy: *does the epic drum solo from "Calling In The Air Tonight"

Rainkeeper: Hide and Seek!

Air: TO THE DEATH!

Players: *screams in fear*

Joy: WITH DEATH BY PUPPIES!

Players: *screams louder*

Nightflyer: AND DARKSTALKER'S THE ONE TRYING TO FIND YOU!

Seashell: *holds up a glass*

Players: *scream*

*glass breaks*

Seashell: Oooooo, we should make you guys into a choir!

Sunny: Please don't.

Air: OH! And here's the other thing. 

Nightflyer: Only Umber, Glory, Kinkajou, Turtle, Winter, Qibli and Moon have to play.

Clay: YES!

Carnelian: WE LIVE ANOTHER DAY!!!!

Starflight: Hallelujah! 

Glory/Umber/Qinterwatcher/Turtljou: *glare*

Deathbringer: Sorry?

Tsunami: Definitely not sorry.

Joy: BABY I'M SORRY!

Other hosts: NOT SORRY!

Joy: BEING SO BAD GOT ME FEELING SO GOOD!

Hosts: *keep singing as the players go hide*

*one day later*

Joy: Okay, Darkstalker, go find them!

Darkstalker: And, WHY exactly am I doing this? I could just kill all of you and take over the world.

Air:.....Because, if you do....we'll give you candy?

Darkstalker: So?

Seashell: We'll resurrect Clearsight for a few minutes?

Darkstalker: No thanks.

Nightflyer: Because we're all secretly terrified of you and just would really appreciate it?

Darkstalker: Tempting......But no.

Rainkeeper: Uh.....

Joy: *rolls eyes*

Joy: *shoots Darkstalker in the knee*

Darkstalker: *screams in pain and falls down*

Joy: *grabs him by the throat*

Joy: You're gonna do it, because I SAID SO. Got it?

Darkstalker: This is cruel!

Joy: *points gun at Darkstalker's head*

Joy: Do it, or there'll be a bullet in your skull. 

Darkstalker: okay.

Joy: *releases him*

Joy: WONDERFUL! Now get searching.

Seashell: Don't forget to send them to death by puppies when you find them!

Darkstalker: *starts searching*

Winter: *cowering in an igloo*

Darkstalker: Got you.

Winter: *screams*

Winter; *appears in room full of pug puppies*

Winter: *screams louder*

Turtle: *buried under river stones*

Darkstalker: FATHOM! *grabs him by the throat*

Turtle: NO! I- Turtle- AAck!

Darkstalker: Oh, right. My bad! 

Turtle: *appears in room full of husky puppies*

Turtle: Awww, they're so cute!

Puppies: *smile evilly*

Turtle: Uh oh.

Kinkajou: *disguised as a disco ball in a night club*

Darkstalker: Clever, but not good enough.

Kinkajou: Is Turtle dead?

Darkstalker: Dying, currently.

Kinkajou: YES! THIS PROVES I'M NOT THE HAPLESS SIDEKICK!

Kinkajou: Wait......

Kinkajou: Crap.

Kinkajou: *appears in room full of Labrador puppies*

Kinkajou: OMM THEY ARE SOOOOO CUTE!!! *lunges to pet puppies*

Darkstalker: *slams fist into the ground* *pulls out Umber*

Darkstalker: Dude, you really need to find a new hiding spot.

Umber: Hey, it's worked for me this far.

Darkstalker: *shrugs*

Umber: *appears in room full of German Shepard puppies*

Umber: Oh.

Dog: *growls*

Umber: Uhoh. Um.....Nice future K-9.....Nice doggie...

Moon: *pacing trough bookshelves, trying not to panic*

Darkstalker: *appears horror movie style*

Moon: AH SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!! 

Darkstalker: Relax Moon, I'm not gonna hurt you.

Moon: *sighs with relief*

Darkstalker: I' just gonna bring you somewhere were you will get hurt.

Moon: WHAT! 

Moon: *appears in room full of poodles*

Moon: THEY'RE TOO FLUFFY!!!!!!!!!!

Joy: Who's left?

Air: Glory and Qibli.

Qibli: *hiding in an oubliette*

Darkstalker: Hello again Qibli.

Qibli: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU DEMON!

Air: Demon?

NightflyeR: Air, no.

Air: DEMON.

Nightflyer: Air-

Air: DEEEEEEMOOOOOON!!!!!!!!! *explodes in a frenzy of making devil's traps', laying down salt lies, and quoting Latin Exorcisms*

Nightflyer:......Air?

Air: *drowns the world in holy water*

Seashell: Well, we have our winner. 

*Glory appears*

Rainkeeper: So, where'd you hide?

Glory: Behind Darkstalker's oversized head.

Joy: Wait really?

Glory: Yeah. He's so self-centered, he didn't even notice I was there. 

Deathbringer: That's smart.

Glory: *steps behind Deathbringer's head*

Deathbringer: WHERE'D SHE GO?!?!!

Glory: See?

Nightflyer:......Now what?

Joy: *snaps talons*

*Darkstalker appears in room full of puppies*

Darkstalker: WAIT- PLEASE! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! NOT PUPPIES!!!!!!!!1