Dedicated to: TheNSSR

Air: *in full of panic mode*

Nightflyer: Air, it's gonna be okay.

Air: NO IT'S NOT!!!!!!! DEMON DEAN IS NOT OKAY!!!!!!!!

Nightflyer: But there was that little Destiel moment where angel Castiel hugs demon Dean!

Air: I CANNOT DESTIEL ABOUT THAT, WHICH MEANS IT'S REALLY FREAKING BAD!!!!

Nightflyer: Air-

Air: SHUT UP! JUSTSHUTUP!!!!!!!! 

Other hosts: *appear*

Joy: Hey guys-

Air: I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL CROWLEY. HE DIDN'T DESERVE TO SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH US!!!!!

Nightflyer: Okay, that's it. Air's gonna take a day off. *drags Air out of the room*

Rainkeeper: Speaking of holidays, what are we gonna do for st. Patrick's Day?

Joy:........ Get everybody really drunk and see who makes out with who?

Rainkeeper:........ Yea that'll work.

*players appear*

Moon: Hi everyone!

Sunny: Anything important happen?

Kinkajou: Turtle and I got married!

Turtle: And you guys forgot to respawn Queen Coral so-

Tsunami: I'M QUEEN MOTHERF****RS! TAKE THAT GLORY!!!!

Glory:...... I'm ruling two tribes.

Tsunami:......Oh. Well. TAKE THAT SUNNY!!!!!!

Sunny:....... I'm the only heir to the Sandwing throne, and I'm technically related to Icewing royalty.

Winter: You're what now?

Tsunami:........OH COME ON!

Peril: Wait a second.......Where's Air?

Nightflyer: Air is having an emotional crisis over Supernatural.

Peril:....... Okay. 

Clay: Is she gonna be okay?

Nightflyer: Yea she'll be fine. 

Seashell: I wonder how she'll react to season 12.....

Nightflyer: SHUTUP.

Umber: What are we doing today?

Rainkeeper: Ignoring the Winterwatcher/Umbli/Moonbli war going on in the comments, sitting back, and preparing to die over adorableness.

Players:........ Huh?

Joy: Cliff and Peacemaker were dared to have a cute-off.

Winter: Who's Peacemaker?

Kinkajou: Uh.......

Moon: Well.....

Seashell:.......... Don't worry about it.

*Prince Cliff and Peacemaker appear*

Carnelian: Please tell me you INFORMED Queen Ruby of her son's whereabouts?

Joy: Yes.

Rainkeeper: Trust us. We won't make that mistake again.

Nightflyer: I don't remember that happening....

Joy: It was WAY back when it was just Air and me as hosts.

Joy; *sighs* Good times....

Seashell: PEOPLE! DARE! WE'RE NEARLY 300 WORDS IN AND WE'VE DONE NOTHING!

*Peacemaker and Cliff go on a stage*

Cliff: What do we do now?

Joy: Act cute. 

Peacemaker: How do we do that?

Joy: How would I know? I'm murderous, not adorable.

Kelp: *randomly appears*

Kelp: Well that depends on who you ask......

Joy:....... Kelp we BOTH know that you're the adorable one in this relationship.

Nightflyer: Just do whatever!

Peril: AND LET THE LITTLE SKYWING GO FIRST!!!!

Nightflyer: *brings Air back in*

Nightflyer: This won't be traumatizing, it'll be cute!

Air: I'm in!

All: *watches intently*

Cliff: Uh, HI! I's Prince Cliff! Some dagons calls me the adorble cinnabin skywing prince, but I don't know whys. I LIKE SINGING! I even has me own song!

Cliff: *starts singing We The Dragons of the Sky*

Cliff: WE GO UP SO SUPER H-

Peacemaker: *shoves Cliff aside*

Peacemaker: Beat it Skywing! You're the old cute one! I'm the new face in town. 

Peacemaker: *smiles innocently*

Peacemaker: Hi! I'm Peacemaker, and since Nightwing names are literal-

Joy: IF MY MUSIC IS LITERAL AND I'M A CRIMINAL, HOW THE F*** CAN I RAISE A LITTLE GIRL? I COULDN'T, I WOULD'T BE FIT TO- YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT TOO GUERRERA, THAT WAS A FIST THAT HIT YOU!

All: *stares at Joy*

Joy:...........Sorry. Had too. PROCEED!

Peacemaker:........Right. So! Since Nightwings names are true, I make peace! And I love Strawberries! Especially in pie!

Air: PIE?!?!?!? *cries*

Nightflyer: Dammit.

Peacemaker: I'm also half-Rainwing!

Kinkajou: Still the best move I've ever made.

Peacemaker: And when I grow up, I wanna be King of the Rainforest!

Glory: Say what now?

Deathbringer: Sorry buddy, that job's already taken!

Peacemaker: Well, what about when you're not king anymore?

Joy: Still occupied.

Peacemaker: And when you're not Queen?

Hosts:......

Rainkeeper: Nope, they've all got ships. SORRY!

Peacemaker: NO! I WILL BE KING!!!

Seashell: Maybe we didn't take enough Darkstalker out of him....

Winter: WAIT WHAT?!?!!?!?

Seashell: Oops.

Joy: RUN.

Hosts: *take off*

Rainkeeper: CLIFF WINS BECAUSE HE'S STILL THE ADORABLE CINNABUN SKYEING PRINCE THAT NO ONE CAN DEFEAT!!!!!!!!!