Seashell: Just.....spend the day?

Air: What are they supposed to do?

Rainkeeper: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Joy: Oh yea.

Nightflyer: Oh no.

Joy: THEY'VE GOT TO PLAY CROQUET!!!!!

Nightflyer: Wait what?

Air: .....Did not see that coming.

Seashell: How do you even know what croquet is?

Rainkeeper: Seriously?

Joy: We're royalty Seashell, it's our job to know these things.

Seashell:......I'M ROYALTY TOO!!!!!!

Air: No, no sweetie, you're really not.

Seashell: I WILL FIGHT YOU ALL!!!!

Nightflyer: Clownfish jokes.

Seashell: I WILL- wait what? HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNO-

Nightflyer: LET'S START THIS DARE SHALL WE?

*players appear*

Qibli: Dammit.

Moon: What?

Qibli :It's never good when we're all here.

Winter: ....Um, have you guys read the latest part of Listen and the Stars shall speak?

Moon: What? No. Why?

Winter: Apparently we have, and I quote, " some weird three-way thing going on that no one really wanted to know about."

Moon:.......WHAT?

Seashell: Hey, that's how I interpreted it.

Qibli:.....You're a very sick dragon, aren't you?

Seashell: No, I'm just an extreme shipper.

All:......

Tsunami: i don't want to know what she thinks about Ripnami.

Riptide: Ditto.

Joy: Congrats! Today we have a very special dare for you all!

Deathbringer: No.

Glory: HELL no.

Umber: Nope.

Winter: Not Happening.

Sunny: N-E-V-E-R

Starflight: EVER

Air:....YOU ALL GET TO SPEND THE DAY PLAYING CROQUET WITH THE DRAGON YOU HATE MOST!

Clay: *screams in fear*

Glory: Wait....Isn't croquet the game with the mallets?

Joy: Yes.

Glory: Okay.

Sunny: This'll be fine.

Tsunami: *mentally smashing dragons heads in with mallets*

Rainkeeper: That being said, here's the pairings.

Nightflyer: Clay and Kestrel.

Peril: Okay.

Peril: wait WHAT!?!?!?

Clay: *hides in fear*

Seashell: Peril and Chameleon.

Peril:...............

Moon: Wait...

Turtle: Isn't that.....

Peril: That is NOT my worst enemy.

Air: Yea, well sorry, but Morrowseer's taken.

Moon: Wait what?

Nightflyer: Tsunami and Webs.

Tsunami: Sensible, but could be better.

Seashell: Riptide and Coral.

Tsunami:.........

Riptide: I'm sorry?....

Tsunami: LEt's just call it even.

Riptide: Deal.

Joy: Deathbringer and Blister.

Deathbringer: Fuck. You.

Joy: Glory and Magnificent.

Glory: Shouldn't I be with-

Magnificent: I AM THE RIGHTFUL QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 YOU'RE TOO UGLY TO RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glory: Nevermind.

Deathbringer: Permission to kill her?

Joy: LAter.

Seashell: Starflight and Mastermind.

Starflight: Really?

Nightflyer: Fatespeaker and Flame.

Fatespeaker: Dammit.

Rainkeeper: Carnelian and Scarlet.

Carnelian: She'll be dead in two seconds.

Peril: Someone please high-five her for me.

Joy: Turtle and Shapeshifter.

Winter: But that's-

Air: SHUSH!

Kinkajou: Who's Shapeshifter?

Turtle: The dragon that out you in a coma.

Kinkajou: Oh..........OMG TURTLE THAT'S SO SWEET!!!!! YOUR BIGGEST ENEMY IS A DRAGON THAT HURT ME!!!1

Joy: Kinkajou and Coconut.

Kinkajou: Shit.

Seashell: Qibli and his mother.

Qibli: *single tear*

Air: Winter and his parents.

Winter:........I'm dead.

Nightflyer: Umber and Icicle.

Umber: Finally. A chance to complete Sora's mission.

Clay: WHOA WHOA WHOA! UMBER!

Umber: What?

Clay: ......I will tell Reed.

Umber: I mean, OH NO!

Clay: Better.

Rainkeeper: Moon and Darkstalker.

Moon: But he's my friend.....

Joy: You just keep telling yourself that.

Air: And finally, Sunny and Morrowseer.

Sunny: *snaps croquet mallet in two*

All: *slowly backs away*

Joys: HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!

Air: PLAY FAIR!!!!

*players and their enemies are teleported to croquet field*

All:............

*Hell breaks loose*

5 hours later....

Rainkeeper: Let's see how they're doing.

Hosts: *checks* *bursts out laughing*

Peril: *happily setting everything on fire*

Tsunami: *smashing Webs's head with a mallet*

Umber: *murdering Icicle*

Clay: *screaming and crying for Peril*

Riptide: *running in fear from Coral while screaming*

Carnelian: *slingshotting croquet balls at Scarlet while laughing maniacally*

Turtle: *force choking shapeshifter*

Kinkajou: *slamming pineapples up Coconut's snout*

Sunny: *has morrowseer pinned under the hoops and is slamming the mallet into his face*

Fatespeaker: *violently choking Flame*

Starflight: *arguing with Mastermind*

Deathbringer: *cowering in fear with a mallet after killing Blister*

Glory: *kills Magnificent* *searches for Deathy*

Winter: *pins his parents down for safety and starts throwing the hoops like he's playing horseshoes*

Qibli: *forces croquet balls down Cobra's throat*

Moon: *is calmly playing croquet with Darkstalker*

The next day

*teleports players back to JMA*

Joy: Sooooo How'd it go?

Kinkajou: After Coconut finally died I just watched Glory and Deathbringer makeout.

Glory: wait WHAT!

Deathbringer: *facetalon*

Sunny: *holds up Morrowseer's smashed face on a mallet*

Sunny: Can I keep this?

All:......

Joy: I love this game.