Clay, Jelp, Oreos, and British Accents Walk into a Bar. (Both)
A/N: Dedicated to Wickerbasket59 QueenArrowE Hurrrr and DBZgeek2000
Nightflyer: That moment when you have so many dares to do that you combine four dare into one big mega super dare.
Air: HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL THE SCAVENGERS THAT CELEBRATE IT!
Joy: What's Thanksgiving?
Rainkeeper: It's a holiday where you pig out and food and be thankful.
Seashell: But mainly just pig out on food.
Air: There's a parade too!
Joy: .....Why don't we have thanksgiving?
Nightflyer: Because dragons don't have holidays.
*players appear*
Winter: What are we doing now?
Seashell: Having a party to worship Jelp and talking in British accents as Clay tells his crush about his feelings and you and Qibli do another dare.
All:......................Wow.
Glory: Holy mother of dares.
Nightflyer: Yea, there's lots to do, so let's get started!
Seashell: *teleports everyone to a Jelp-decorated party room and enchants everyone to have a British accent*
[I'm using an American to British slang translator so this will be weird]
Joy :*facetalons* Thou seriously created a knees up for Jelp.
Seashell: 'Ell yes!
Rainkeeper: Clay! Tell y'r crush about y'r feelings!
Clay: This seems gormless, but okay.
Clay: 'Ey Peril?
Peril: Yes?
Clay: I love thou.
Peril: Aww, I love thou too.
Nightflyer: We might as well just teleport em back to Shakespearean time.
Seashell: Next!
Kinkajou: *forces Joy and Kelp to sit on thrones*
Kinkajou: It's a Jelp knees up, we must honour thou!
Kelp: Creepy.
Air: Kinkajou, here, hae some scones. *hands her a box of Oreos*
Kinkajou: Ooooooo I love scones!!!! No one shall ever take em from me!
Winter/Qibli: *eyeing the Oreos*
Qibli: This is glaikit.
Winter: Dumbest thingamagijig we've ever done.
Rainkeeper: Urgent message from the baked bean.
Winter: We're listening.
Rainkeeper: What's clear and smells fancy red paint? *hands them a flask of chloroform*
Qibli: *takes it* Thank ye.
Winter/Qibli: *sneak up behind Kinkajou, knock her out and steal Oreos*
Players: *bowing before thrones*
Player: All honour Jelp!
Kelp:This is kind of creepy.
Joy: I know.
Sunny: NOW TONGUE-WRESTLE!
Joy:.......WTF SUNNY???!!?!??!
Seashell: Tongue-wrestle is the British slang term for kiss.
Kelp: Oh.
Joy: My bad. WTF BRITISH SLANG?!?!?!!?
Kelp: *kisses Joy*
Players: *cheer*
Kinkajou: WHO KNICKED MY SCONES!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Winter/Qibli: *freeze from eating Oreos*
Winter: We're brown bread.
Qibli: Yeh think??!!?
Kinkajou: YE!!!!! *attacks Winter and Qibli*
Everyone else: *oblivious because they're hailing Jelp*
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