Air: *forces all the hosts into ugly Christmas sweaters*

Air: *is wearing a supernatural themed sweater*

Air: HAPPY HOLIDAYS! *snaps picture*

Joy: *looks revolted and murderous*

Nightflyer: *is itching at the sweater*

Seashell: *is very confused*

Rainkeeper: *giving Joy bunny ears and smiling*

Air: BEST CHRISTMAS CARD EVER!

*players appear*

Joy: *burns off sweater* DEADLY DARE TIME!

Qibli:.....Why are you in sweaters?

Air: BECAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE!!!!

Nightflyer: And we're going to quiz you on your Christmas knowledge!

Rainkeeper: *melts off sweater*

Rainkeeper: And if you answer wrong...

Joy: *cocks gun*

Joy: You get shot.

Seashell: *throws away sweater*

Seashell: Let's begin! 

J.W.:................Crap.

Umber:.....Uh, what's Christmas?

Air: First question! 

Nightflyer: Name the eight reindeer.

Air: Whoever names the ninth one will be safe for the next round.

JW:.......................uh

Kinkajou: Oh! I know! There's....Dasher?

Joy: And Kinkajou lives another day.

Kinkajou: Thank the moons.

Turtle:....Dancer?

Joy: My favorite one.

Qibli: I don't know......Comet?

Rainkeeer: That's right!

Moon: Vixen?

Umber: Cupid?

Seashell: Correct!

Carnelian: um........Prancer?

Hosts: *nods*

Winter: Crap, uh..........Danner?

Joy: Wrong. *shots gun*

Winter: *nerf bullet bounces off him*

Witer: Wth?

Joy: AIR WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY GUN!??!!?

Air: It's the holidays! We can't really kill them!

Joy: ......................Maybe you'll just accidentally perish then.

Nightflyer: Winter, you're out. Next question!

Rainkeeper: Moon, What is Santa's catchphrase?

Moon: Isn't it, ho ho ho?

Joy: *bursts out laughing*

Rainkeeper: Correct!

Seashell: Umber, who is Frosty?

Umber:......An icewing?

Joy: *switches guns and shoots Umber*

Umber: *yelps and gets hit with a bb*

Joy: *twitches in anger and throws gun at Umber*

Air: Kinkajou, who is the red-nosed reindeer?

Kinkajou: Rudolph!

Air: Yes!

Nighflyer: Carnelian, what is one object commonly found on top of a christmas tree?

Carnelian:......................

Carnelian: A dragon?

Joy: *shoots gun*

*bang flag shoots out the end*

Joy: *screeches*

Rainkeeper: Qibli, what are Santa's helpers called?

Qibli: ..............Goblins?

Joy: *fires grenade launcher at Qibli*

Qibli: *gets hit by ornament*

Joy: *takes hammer and starts beating the launcher with it*

Air:Turtle, finish the song. "He's making a list, he's checking it twice,"

Turtle: ....He's gonna find out whose fire or ice?

Joy: *throws Turtle out the window*

Turtle: *screams*

Joy: Ah, much better.

Nightflyer: Whose left?

Moon: Me.

Kinkajou: Me!

Rainkeeper: Okay.....Moon, what were Frosty's first words?

Moon:.....Happy hatching day?

Hosts:......

Air: Close enough.

Seashell: Last question.

Joy: *prepares chainsaw*

*chainsaw has christmas lights instead of blades*

Joy: *snaps and attacks Air*

Nightflyer: What did Santa exclaim as he drove out of sight?

All: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!