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Air: *screaming*

Joy: Oh no.

Air: *keeps screaming*

Nightflyer: Air, what happened? Are you okay?

Air: *screams louder*

Rainkeeper: *silently puts on earmuffs*

Air: *keeps screaming*

Seashell: AIR STOP SCREAMING AND TELL US WHAT HAPPENED!

Joy: It's probably Supernatural related.

Air: *screams even louder*

Nightflyer: Quick! Make Destiel references! That'll calm her down!

Joy: Uh..........

Rainkeeper: I need you!

Seashell: The pizza man!

Joy: I'M THE ONE WHO GRIPPED YOU RIGHT AND RAISED YOU FROM PERDITION!

Seashell: Cats!

Nightflyer: DESTIEL HIGH SCHOOL AU'S WITH ENOUGH FLUFF TO STUFF A COUCH!

Air: *screams turn into sobs*

Nightflyer: Crying. Good. We can deal with that.

Joy: Air? You sane enough to tell us what happened?

Air: EVERYTHING WEN TO SHIT!!!!!! DEAN BEAT UP CAS- DEAN FUCKING KILLED DEATH FUK FUCK EVERYTHING HOLY SHIT! CHARLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY!?!?!!?!??!!?? DAMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!!!!

Rainkeeper: Air, slow down. Use your words.

Air: *screams*

Air: THE DARKNESS IS COMING TO KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!!! 

Nightflyer: Air, relax. It's all gonna be okay.

Air: *sobbing with emotional trauma*

Seashell: Jeez, Air. It's just a-

Hosts: *tackle Seashell to the ground*

Joy: *has a knife at Seashell's throat*

Rainkeeper: You finish that sentence and you'll never be heard from again.

Joy: Nothing. Is JUST the thing that it is. Not when there's a fandom.

Nightflyer: So shut the fuck up. Got it?

Seashell: *nods*

Air: *grabs Nightflyer and drags him away*

Air: Nightflyer come with me, we need to have a dragon funeral for a fictional scavenger.

Nightflyer: Okay. I'll go get some firewood.

*players appear*

Joy: Dare time!

Peril: Wait!

Fatespeaker: Where's Airflyer?

Rainkeeper: Somebody died or something, they'll be back soon.

Players:......*slightly concerned*

Joy: Now, in the mean time, let's torture Clay and Tsunami!

Glory: Fine by me.

Peril: NOT FINE!

Rainkeeper: Relax, they just have to be vegans.

All:........

Sunny: Well, RIP Clay. I'll go dig up the bugle.

Riptide: Sooooo you're starving them to death.

Seashell: No, they just can only eat vegan food.

All:........

Starflight: So yeah, you're starving them to death. 

Clay: I'm scared.

Glory: Relax Clay, its not that big a deal.

Deathbringer: Yeah, practically everyone in the rainforest is a vegan. 

Joy: I'm not.

Deathbringer: Or a vegetarian.

Joy: Still nope.

Rainkeeper: I'm a vegetarian.

Glory: I've converted to vegetarianism. It's just easier.

Deathbringer/Joy:.....

Joy: BACON FOR LIFE! *high fives Deathbringer*

Air: *walks in*

Hosts:.......

Seashell: You okay?

Air: *plants sign*

Rainkeeper: *reads sign* Fruits are friends, be a cannibal...

Seashell: Don't you mean Carnivore?

Air: Nope.

Nightflyer: *hands everyone a list* Don't mention anything on this list and we'll be okay.

Fatespeaker: Wait, why can't we mention Red hair?

Air: *kills Fatespeaker*

Air: We have a dare to do, yes?

Starflight: *frozen in shock*

Peril:....So proud.

Tsunami: So, what can vegans eat?

Rainkeeper: Fruits and Vegetables. And nuts.

Clay: What about cows?

Air: no, Clay.

Clay: Chicken?

Seashell: Nope.

Clay: Pig?

Joy: Nada.

Clay:........Animal?

Seashell: No.Nope. Nada. Zip. Zilch. No potatoes, NO.

Clay: I CAN'T EAT POTATOES?!?!?!

Nightflyer: Actually, potatoes are one of the few things you CAN eat.

Clay: With cheese?

Nightflyer: No. 

Clay: WHY NOT?!!?!?

Nightflyer: Vegans don't eat meat or any product that comes from an animal. That means no dairy, no meat, etc.

Air: But you can eat as many peanuts as you want!

Clay: Can they be honey roasted?

Joy: Nope, honey comes from bees. 

Clay: *screams*

Air: Speaking of bees, proof of Destiel number 6,087. "He showed up naked, COVERED in bees." 

Nightflyer: What really goes on in that show?

Air: Everything.

*several hours later*

Tsunami: *boredly eating salad*

Clay: *whimpering*

Rainkeeper: Clay, you don't have to STARVE. Just eat some fruit!

Clay: Fruits are gross.

Seashell: Vegetables?

Clay: I only like those with butter.

Joy: Peanuts for you, Mr. Elephant?

Clay:.....Those aren't filling.

Joy: Well, eat a million and see how you feel.

*a million pistachios later*

Clay: I MISS MY COWS!!!!!

Tsunami: This really isn't that bad Clay.

Air: OH! You can eat popcorn!

Clay: Plain popcorn is dull.

Air: Well, I can fix that! *dumps a pound of salt on the popcorn*

Clay: WOO-HOO!  *eats piece of popcorn*

Clay: *mouth shrinks up*

Clay: Saaaaalty.

Air: I'LL FIX IT! *adds pounds of sugar*

Clay: *dies of diabetes*

Hosts:......

Rainkeeper: Maybe we should walk away now, before we do anymore damage.

Joy: Good idea.

Tsunami :Does this mean I can stop eating vegan?

Hosts:........

Seashell:NOPE!

Hosts: *vanish*