Nightflyer: *bursts into room*

Nightflyer: HAS ANYONE SEEN AIR?!!?

Joy:........Nope.

Rainkeeper: Oh moons what happened in Supernatural now?

Nightflyer: Nothing too important yet. But that's not the pro-

Air: *crashes through the ceiling*

Air: OH LOOK I FELL INTO THE ROOM THE SAME WAY MARY WINCHESTER DIED! *laughs hysterically*

Seashell: .....Air?

Air: WHAT? HI HELLO NAMASTAY!!!!!! WHATUP?!!?!? 

Rainkeeper: What is wrong with her?

Air: CANDY CANDY CANDYCANDY CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nightflyer: What have I done.

Air: ISPENTEASTERWITHGABRIELANDWEATEACANDYSTOREANDRODEAROUNDONMOOSESALLDAY!!!

Joy: ........Is she high?

Nightflyer: Sugar high, yes.

Joy: Oh. I was gonna guess cocaine.

Seashell: Why would Air have cocaine?

Joy: I don't know. Maybe she's in love with the coco. 

Rainkeeper: I'm cuckoo for coco puffs!

Joy: Wrong coco.

Air: *bouncing off the walls*

Rainkeeper: How do we calm her down? 

All: *stares at Nightflyer*

Nightflyer:..... I usually just lock her in a room until she calms down...

Air: LIKE IM DETOXING FROM DEMON BLOOD HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!

Joy: I think I like sugar high Air...

Seashell: Guys. FOCUS!

Joy: *bursts out laughing*

Seashell: What?

Joy: Focus has two meanings...

Seashell: .....What?

Rainkeeper: GUYS! Air can't be hyped up on sugar if she's supposed to do a dare!

Hosts:.........

Nightflyer: Can she?

Joy: That would be interesting....

Seashell: Eh, our game, our rules.

Rainkeeper: Let's do it.

Air: YESYESYESYESYSYESYESYSYSWHDWFOLVD YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!! NIGHTFLYER KMMERE I WANNA SEE IF I CAN GIVE YOU DIABETES FROM KISSING YOU ON SUGAR HIIIIIGH!

Nightflyer: ....WTF?

*players appear*

Winter: What the hell is wrong with Air?

Air: NOTHING! WHAT THE PURGATORY'S WRONG WITH YOU FROST FACE!?!?!

Joy: I love her even more now.... Next time let's gave her Kool-aid!

Seashell: NO.

Rainkeeper: So, Air has a dare, although she's hopped up on sugar so this'll be more interesting.

Kinkajou: HOW COME SHE GETS SUGAR AND I DONT'?!?!

Turtle: Because you become a psychopath on sugar.

Kinkajou: I DO NOT! 

Air: *grabs Kinkajou*

Air: I'MHYPEDUPONSUGARBECAUSEISUMMONEDANANGELNAMEDGABRIELWHOHASANENDLESSSUPPLYOFCANDYANDISTOLEITADWEWETNUTSALLEASTERLONG. And I thing I ate a giraffe at one point, I'm not sure...

Air: BUTWHATEVER I NEED YOU TO BREAK UP WITH TURTLE!

Kinkajou: What! Why would I do that?

Air: BECAUSE IF YOU DO I'LL GIVE YOU CANDY AND WE CAN BEDAZZLE WINTER.

Kinkajou:..........

Kinkajou: My boyfriend, or sugar high bedazzling an already sparkling dragon...

Kinkajou:....Turtle I'm breaking up with you.

Turtle: WAIT WHAT?!

Rainkeeper: OHMYMOONS.

Seashell: What?

Rainkeeper: I JUST REALIZED WE DIDN'T CELEBRATE APRIL FOOLS!

Turtle: THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE CONCERNED ABOUT?!!?!?! KINKAJOU PLEASE! DON'T LEAVE ME!!!

Joy: Pleeeeeeease don't go!

Nightflyer: Didn't you agree to this dare?

Joy: Yeah, but that was before I spend an hour listening to Joel Adams on repeat.

Kinkajou: Sorry, it's over.

Turtle:.......

Winter: Kinkajou, you come anywhere near me and I'll stab you.

Qibli: My sexuality is confusing enough as it is. Please don't get involved.

Carnelian: Do any of us have a set in stone sexuality?

Moon: YES. 

Qibli: Who?

Moon: Umber. Duh. We are all in unanimous agreement that Umber is gay.

Umber: MAybe I'm not.

All: WHAT?!!?!?

Qibli: But Umbli!

Umber:....... Maybe I'm pansexual. 

Joy: OKAY WE ARE NOT DOING THIS.

Air: YES WE ARE AND UMBER IS A PANSEXUAL OCTOPUS SEARCHING THE COSMOS FOR LOVE AND CASTIEL IS A TOMATO.

Nightflyer: What?

Joy: Urban Dictionary. Tomato. It should be the third definition, I think.

Air: CASSSSSSIE IS A MAGICAL TOMATO!!!!!!!!!!!

Kinkajou: OKAY I DID IT NOW WHERE'S MY CANDY?

Air: *whips out two bedazzling guns*

Air: GABRIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gabriel: *appears and dumps candy on Kinkajou*

Kinkajou: YES!!!!!!!!!

Turtle: YOU DUMPED ME FOR CANDY?!!?!?!?

Kinkajou: Maaaaaaaaaaaaybe?

Turtle: *storms away to have an existential crisis-

Air: Here Winnie winnie wini...

Winter: Oh moon no.

Air: *laughs evilly and starts bedazzling Winter*

Winter: THIS IS ACTUALLY PAINFUL! OW!!!!!!!!!

Seashell: AIR! Don't forget the other half of the dare!

Rainkeeper: Yeah, we can't just destroy Turtlejou forever.

Joy: Especially not after we sailed it in a cannon.

Kinkajou: *has eaten all the candy*

Kinkajou: OMMOMMOMMOMMOMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!R3QGJENKS;F ;D'C;,DQ'CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Air: HEYKINKAJOU!!!!?!?!?

Kinkajou: *is a strobe light*

Kinkajou: YEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEA!?!?!?!?!

Air: I'LL GIVE YOU MORE CANDY IF YOU GETBACKTOGETHER WITH TURTLE!!!!

Kinkajou: OKAY BUT I WANT A SPARKLY SCAVENGER!

Air: DONE! 

Kinkajou: TURTLEDOE I LIUUUUUUUV YOU CAN YOU FORGIIIIVE ME!?!?!!

Turtle:........Yes. 

Kinkajou: YAY! *hugs him*

Kinkajou: You da best boyfriend.

Air: *has tied Winter to the ceiling*

Air: IF I SET YOU ON FIRE, YOU'RE MARY WINCHESTER! IF I DON'T YOU'RE A DISCO BALL!!!!

Winter: Oh moons.

Air: SOMEBODY PLAY MUSOC!!!!!

Joy: *puts on I can't decide by Scissor Sisters*

All: *dancing under the Winter disco ball*

Air: I LOVE CANDY!!!!!!

Nightflyer: NO MORE CANDY!