All hosts: *jaw drop*

Air: That's so.....

Seashell: horrible!

Nightflyer: deliciously evil!

Joy: I absolutely love this person.

*players appear*

Clay: What's up?

Nightflyer: A direction.

Air: The sky.

Seashell: Clouds.

Joy: Flying dragons.

Clay:.......This is why we don't have normal conversations with you.

Joy: Meh. Glory, come here.

Glory: What?

Joy: *whispers in her ear* 

Glory: ARE YOU SOME KINDA'VE STUPID CRAZY?

Joy: *shrugs* Stupid is as stupid does. Just do it.

Joy: Tsunami, come here.

Glory: What part does she have in this?

Joy: You'll see! *whispers into Tsunami's ear*

Air: Let it begin!

Peril: Let what begin?

Glory: Deathbringer?

Deathbringer: Yes?

Glory: I'm breaking up with you.

Deathbringer: wait WAHT! Why!? What did I do?

Glory: uh.....*runs away*

Tsunami: I AM NOT DOING THIS!

Seashell: Oh, come on mom, just do it!

Tsunami: DON'T CALL ME MOM! It's creepy.

Air: You know the rules Tsunami.

Nightflyer: What rule?

Air: Basically, do the dare, or Joy will kill you.

Nightflyer: So, if she refuses and Joy kills her, does that mean that Seashell and Kelp won't exist?

Seashell: WAIT WHAT!

Air: yep.

Seashell: DO THE FUCKING DARE!

Tsunami: *sighs* *steps next to Deathbringer*

Tsunami: Hey Deathy. 

Deathbringer: The fuck you just call me?

Tsunami: Are your scales on fire? Cause you're smoking hot.

Riptide: *chokes on oxygen* THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY TO HIM!?!?

Deathbringer: YEA! WHAT THE FUCKING FLIPPING FIERCETEETHING FUCK!

Glory: psst. Riptide. Want some revenge?

Riptide: HELL YEAH! MY GIRLFRIEND IS FLIRTING WITH YOUR BODYGUARD WITH BENEFITS!

Glory: Why does everyone call him that!

Sunny: Because it's true.

Glory: Sunny!

Sunny: Just stating the obvious.

*two days later.....*

Deathbringer: WOULD YOU STOP FOLLOWING ME

Tsunami: Not until you agree to go on a date with me Deathy! *gags*

Deathbringer: *looks at her as if she's gone mentally insane* Why!?!?

Tsunami: Because, *gags in disgust* I heard you're single now, and I thought I could spice things up a bit!

Tsunami: Oh my moons I'm gonna hurl.

Deathbringer: *shudders* NO!

Glory: GET HER!

Riptide/Glory: *tackles Tsunami and ties her to a tree*

Deathbringer: THANK. THE. MOONS. Hallelujah. 

Riptide: *sets the tree on fire*

Glory: Wait what. RIPTIDE! THAT WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN!!!!!!!!

Riptide: SHE FLIRTED WITH HIM!

Tsunami: *screams*

Glory: oh for crying out loud. IT WAS ALL A DARE!

All: What?

Deathbringer: So, wait. You didn't break up with me?

Glory: I was dared to, and Tsunami was dared to flirt with you, and Riptide and I were dared to get revenge. 

Riptide: NO ONE TOLD ME THIS!

Tsunami: HEY! DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE INNOCENT DRAGON BURNING ALIVE HERE!

Glory: Oh right. Um.....

Joy: I got it. CLAY!

Clay: *grabs Tsunami*

Air: *puts out the flames*

Riptide: You know Glory, I don't think this was the revenge the scavenger who dared us to do this had in mind....

Glory: For once, I completely agree.

Nightflyer: So what do we do now?

Air: Run.

Seashell: From who?

Air: The giant mob of angry Rainwings led by Glory and Riptide that's coming after us.

Joy: Crap.

Nightflyer: Good idea Air. 

Hosts: *run away as fast as they can*

Players: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-

Joy: END THE PART! END THE PAAAAAART!!!!!