Joy: What is Al- Col- Hol?

Air: *facetalons*

Rainkeeper: *sighs* Don't ask

Nightflyer: I'm confused too

Seashell: Makes sense to me. I'm just surprised she's never heard of it.

Air: Rainkeeper! We need your incredible bartender abilities!

Rainkeeper: NO!

Air: Why not?

Rainkeeper: Pear won't let me.....

Air: WHY?!?!??!

Rainkeeper: She says I have a problem...

Air: Well, TOO BAD! GET MIXING!!

Rainkeeper: *holds up two bottles*

Rainkeeper: Hardcore or Wimp?

Seashell: Hardcore. She can handle it.

Joy:.....what exactly am I doing in this dare?

Nightflyer: Drinking

Joy: drinking what?

Air: the drinks we give you.

Joy:.....Okaaaaaay

Rainkeeper: *hands her a shot of tequila* Try this.

Joy: *drinks it*

Joy:........ This is disgusting.

Rainkeeper: *hands her vodka * How about this?

Joy: ....Better

Rainkeeper: *hands her whiskey*

Joy: NOW we're talking. *holds out glass* more please!

*six glasses later*

Air: Joy, you should probably slow down....

Joy: *drinks more whiskey* Why?

Air: Cause when that stuff hits, it hits HARD.

Joy: I like hard.

Seashell: she's drunk, she has no idea what's she's saying

Joy: *grins* Yes I do.

Seashell: But you said-

Joy: Exactly.

Seashell:........oh.

*two hours later*

Joy: *giggles*

Nightflyer: Yea, it's kicked in.

Joy: LETS GO TO A PARTY!

Rainkeeper: I think I'm gonna take this away now....*grabs her glass*

Air: No Joy, we're going to stay here

Joy: PARTY POOPERS!!!!

Nightflyer: No, Joy-

Joy: *disappears*

Air: Crap.

Seashell: *calls number on phone*

Seashell: Kelp? Yea, uh, we have a bit of a problem.....

Joy: *at some random party doing shots*

*Kelp shows up*

Joy: KELO KELP! 

Kelp:........Wow. They really weren't joking.

Joy: *giggles* Your talk tickles

Kelp: What?

Joy: *laughs and nearly falls on her face*

Kelp: *catches her* You're drunk Joy.

Joy: Nooooooooo

Kelp: Yes.

Joy: I'm not drink, sky dragon *pats his face*

Joy: I'm SMASHED.

Kelp: Yea. That too.

Joy: *giggles*

Kelp: Let's take you home, okay?

Joy: NOoooooo.....Let's stay here

Kelp: And do what?

Joy: *pokes him* You- you need to get on this level. The-then we can talks

Kelp: I don't drink, Joy.

Joy: Good! Neither do I! 

Kelp: *sighs* 

Joy: I *hiccups* I found this thingy in my pouch- *pulls out knife*

Kelp: Oh no.

Joy: Ain't it shiiiiiiiny? 

Kelp: Yea, sure. Can I just see that for a moment-

Joy: NO! It preeeeeeetty. Pretty like you! *winks*

Kelp: .......What is this?

Joy: *sways on her feet*

Joy: *drops the knife*

Joy: My head hurts......

Kelp: Somehow I'm not surprised.

Joy: *stares at Kelp, still swaying*

Joy: You never told me you had a twin brother......*passes out*

Kelp: *catches her*

Kelp: .............................oh.

Kelp:............Okay.

Kelp: *calls Seashell*

Kelp: Mission accomplished. Now what?

Seashell: Just put her somewhere where she won't hurt herself.

Kelp: Uh, okay?

Kelp: *picks up Joy and leaves*

The next day.......

Joy: *wakes up, instantly regrets it*

Joy: *groans in hangover pain*

Kelp: And she's finally awake.

Joy: *blinks* 

Joy: Kelp?

Kelp: Yep.

Joy:..........Where am I?

Kelp: My room.

Joy: *eyes widened*

Joy: And uh........How exactly did I get here?

Kelp: I found you at some bar and you passed out.

Joy: Oh.

Joy:..................Okay.

Kelp: How's your head?

Joy: I just got hit by a bulldozer. Give me a minute.

Kelp: *laughs*

Joy: *cringes at the loud sound*

Joy: I am never drinking that stuff again.