Joy: *bouncing on a trampoline* I! Fucking!  Love! These! SCAVENGERS!

Rainkeeper: Somehow I don't think very many people are going to survive this one...

Air: *also bouncing* IT'LL BE WORTH IT!

Nightflyer: Where did you guys even get a trampoline?

Seashell: *bouncing* I DON'T KNOW!

*players appear*

Joy: Prepare, for the ULTIMATE TORTURE!

All: Fuck.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

Air: Note to audience, pretend that certain dragons are still alive.

*Squid, Flame, Viper, Ochre, Blister, Blaze, Morrowseer, and Burn appear*

Clay:......Well, we're screwed.

Glory: Wait a second....I THOUGHT WE KILLED YOU!

Moorowseer: Nope.

Blister: Not at all.

Burn: Surprisingly not.

Viper: Wait what?

Deathbringer: Don't worry. Blister won't be alive for much longer. 

Hosts: No! *sits on Deathbringer*

Nightflyer: Allow me to explain today's dare. Air, if you would be so kind.

Air: Yep! *hands out ropes*

Nightflyer: Each player of our game is going to be tied to someone else for 3 weeks. There is no escaping it, or removing the rope. That being said, here are your groupings.

Nightflyer: Sunny and Squid.

Sunny: You're joking, right?

Riptide: Yes! He gets the torture he deserves.

Nightflyer: Clay and Viper.

Viper: He's gonna die.

Peril: Touch him, and you'll die a fiery death for the second time.

Nightflyer: Tsunami and Ochre.

Tsunami: WHAT!?!? WHAT THE HELL DID I DO TO DESERVE THAT!!!

Nightflyer: Glory and Flame.

Glory: Fuck you.

Flame: Screw you.

Glory: Mango-faced moron.

Flame: Idiotic living disco ball.

Deathbringer: THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY!!!!

Nightflyer: Starflight and Viper.

Starflight: Wait, how is Viper with two people at once?

Air: Magic

Starflight: Ah.

Nightflyer: Peril and Blaze.

Peril: CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!

Clay: She's not that bad.

Blaze: I am the most beautiful dragon in Pyrrhia. There is no way I am going to be stuck with a dragon that ugly. 

Hosts: *struggling to hold Clay back*

Nightflyer: Riptide and Burn

Riptide: *sigh of relief, followed by a scream of fear*

Nightflyer: Fatespeaker and Morrowseer.

Morrowseer: Hold on! I get it, I'm a HORRIBLE dragon. But do I really deserve that awful of a punishment?

All of Pyrrhia: YES.

Nightflyer: And finally, Deathbringer and Blister.

Deathbringer: Wait what? No. Nonononononononononononoonno NONONNONOONONONONOONONONONONN!!!!!

Glory: Relax Deathy. you'll be okay.

Deathbringer: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONNONONONONONOONONNONONONONOONONNOONNOONNONOONONNON

Joy: Let it begin.

*two days later*

Air: Let's check on them, shall we?

Clay and Viper....

Viper: FOR THE LOVE OF BRIGHTSTING CACTUS, WILL YOU STOP EATING!?!!??!

Clay: Is brightsting cactus edible? Does it taste good? *eats fruit*

Viper: *screams*

Tsunami and Ochre....

Tsunami: *slamming head against the wall* When. Will. This. Torture. Be. OVER!?!?!?

Ochre: *whines* I'm hungreeeeeeeeeeee

Tsunami: IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR TRAP I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO WHINE ABOUT!!

Ochre: Is it food?

Tsunami: AAAAAAAA!!!!!! *lunges at Ochre*

Glory and Flame....

Flame: Stupid. That's all this is. Stupid game, stupid dragon I'm forced to stay with, stupid rope, stupid Viper and her stupid poison tail, stupid Sandwings, stupid-

Glory: If you say stupid one more time, you'll have a Rainwing venom scar to match the Sandwing one. 

Flame: *shuts up*

Starflight and Viper...

Viper: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! IF YOU HADN'T BEEN ON THAT FREAKING NIGHTWING ISLAND THEN I WOULD STILL BE ALIVE!!!!

Starflight: WOULD YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Viper: NO!!!

Sunny and Squid....

Squid: I would've been the greatest leader the Talons of Peace has ever seen, even better than my father, but STUPID TRAITOROUS RIPTIDE got in my freaking way!!

Sunny: *wishing she had a poison barb on her tail so she could stab him* Someone kill me please.

Riptide and Burn...

Burn: So. You betrayed Queen Coral and went behind Blister's back.

Riptide: Yep.

Burn: Nice.

Riptide: So. You were a mighty, feared warrior that got killed by a snake bite?

Burn: Yes, and you're going to die now.

Riptide: Thought so.

Peril and Blaze.....

Peril: *smoke literally pouring out of her nose and ears as she glares with more power than an animus*

Blaze: SMOKE is NOT GOOD for my SCALES!!!

Peril: you know what? Screw this, I'm gonna make you BARBECUE!!!!

Fatespeaker and Morrowseer....

Fatespeaker: You suck. you suck yousuckYOUSUCKYOUSUCKYOUSUCKYOUSUCKYOUSUCKYOUSUCKYOUSUCKYOUSUCK!!!!!

Morrowsser: Dear moons, please take me back to hell where I belong.

Fatespeaker: YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK!!!!

Morrowseer: I KNOW!!!!

Deathbringer and Blister...

Deathbringer: *hyperventalating*

Blister: Okay, WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH ME?

Deathbringer: *turns slowly* You. Killed. My. MOTHER!

Blister: I did? Who was that?

Deathbringer: *screams* QUICKSTRIKE!!! YOU CALLED HER IRRELEVANT AND KILLED HER WHEN I WAS TWO!! SHE WAS FOUND UNCONSCIOUS ON YOUR BASE AFTER BEING STRUCK BY LIGHTNING!!!

Blister:.....Doesn't ring a bell.

Deathbringer: *attacks Blister while screaming*

Joy: Huh. They're doing better than I thought. 

Nightflyer: Give it time Joy. It's only been two days.

Three weeks later...

Rainkeeper: Congratulations! You're all free!

Peril: Thank. The. Moons!

Peril: Oh, and by the way, you guys have a pile of ashes to clean up.

Deathbringer: It's not the only one. Trust me.

Tsunami: YES!!!!!! FREEDOM!!!!!!!! What am I supposed to do with his corpse?

Air: Did any group have both dragons survive?

Seashell: Maybe Sunny's?

Sunny: Nope.

Clay: mine did!

Viper: Mine didn't.

Fatespeaker: Morrowseer committed suicide two weeks ago. 

Burn: Riptide got on my nerves.

Tsunami: Wait WHAT?!?! *attacks Burn*

Glory: Flame would've survived.

Deathbringer: What went wrong?

Glory: He made the mistake of rubbing the venom on his eye...

Joy: That'll do it.

Rainkeeper: So, who is dead?

Air: Um.... Starflight, Flame, Ochre, Squid, Morrowseer, Blister, Blaze, Riptide...

Seashell: Wait...

Nightflyer: DOES THAT MEAN WE'RE NOT GOING TO EXIST!?!?!?

Joy: Relax. *snaps talons* 

*Riptide and Starflight appear*

Air: See? They're fine. No harm done.

Rainkeeper: Yet.