Air: *blushing*

Nightflyer: *blushing*

Joy: *laughing*

Seashell: This is evil in a way.

Joy: IT'S PERFECT!!!

Rainkeeper: I'm going to enjoy watching this unfold.

Joy: Ah, ah, ah! You won'y be watching.

Rainkeeper:.....What?

Joy: The scavenger said that you'll will be taking part in this activity as well.

Rainkeeper: With who!!?

Joy: Pear.

Rainkeeper: Well, that's- I wouldn't- I don't- You can't- She- 

Joy: *watching amusedly*

Rainkeeper: Okay I'll do it.

Air: I KNEW IT!!!

*players appear*

Tsunami: How come we're all here again?

Seashell: ALL SHIPS ARE GOING TO DO SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN!!!

Clay: *screams*

Starflight: Didn't we already do that?

Turtle: You did?

Kinkajou: We didn't.

Glory: I'm fine with doing this again.

Deathbringer: YES!

Clay: I'm not!!!

Peril: Aww come on Clay. You liked it.

Clay: That's- I......Maybe.

Seashell: Let it begin!!

Joy: So. Sunny, you'll be staying out here to wait with me, Seashell, and Umber.

Seashell: Here's the pairings. Clay and Peril, Tsunami and Riptide,

Riptide: *sly grin* My turn, Tsunami.

Seashell: *nearly throws up* Um, okay. Glory and Deathbringer,

Deathbringer: Can this be the only dare we ever do in this game?

Air: No.

Seashell: Fatespeaker and Starflight, Kinkajou and Turtle,

Glory: Wait what? Kinkajou? and Tsunami's brother!?! 

Kinkajou: Yea.....

Glory: *high fives Kinkajou*

Seashell: Moon and Qibli

Winter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Qibli: WOO HOO!

Seashell:  Air and Nightflyer, Rainkeeper and Pear, AND, Because we are absolutely EVIL, Carnelian and Winter.

Carnelian: *screams* NO! NO WAY! I'D RATHER DO IT WITH UMBER!

Joy: Okay! Winter, you're out, Umber, you're in.

Umber: Shit.

Winter: *starts breathing again*

Clay: Wait. My daughter is going to be doing seven minutes in heaven with STARFLIGHT'S SON!?!?1

Air: Yes.

Clay: That's- that's not even fair!

Nightflyer: I know. *grins evilly*

Deathbringer: So, who's Pear?

Rainkeeper: My friend.

Deathbringer: Right. "Friend"

Rainkeeper: It's not like that!

Glory: Oh my gosh you really are my son. 

Deathbringer: It's soooooo like that.

Rainkeeper: No it's not!

Joy: Yea it is.

Rainkeeper: No!

Air: Yes, it is. Do I need to tell them about the time you-

Rainkeeper: No you don't!!!! Fine! I admit it! I like Pear.

Air: Better.

Glory: Awwww. What's she like?

Rainkeeper: She's really nice. She's teaching me how to climb trees although she falls out and gets hurt a lot.

Joy: Okay, this is just not fair.

Air: What?

Joy: He's labeled as "The smart one" And yet he has never questioned as to WHY she mysteriously "falls" when she's never fallen around him? 

Rainkeeper: What are you saying?

Joy: That something doesn't add up with her. She's adding 2 and 2 and getting 17 and you're marking it as correct.

Nightflyer: ANYWAYS! Let's get on with this, shall we?

*all couples go into individual rooms*

*7 minutes later....

Sunny: OKAY! TIME'S UP! YOU CAN ALL COME OUT NOW!

Clay: *runs out of the room screaming yet again*

Peril: *smiling*

Riptide: *walks out with a proud expression on his face*

Tsunami: *stumbles out of the room* Wow. When did you learn that?

Riptide: Nowhere. *winks*

Starflight: Can we maybe...stop doing this dare?

Fatespeaker: NEVER!

Tsunami: I second that.

Riptide: I third it.

Peril: I fourth it.

Qibli: I fifth it!

Moon: I may have to try this with Winter.....JUST TO COMPARE THEM I SWEAR!!

Winter: Time and Place, Moon. Time and Place.

Kinkajou: *Walks out*

Turtle: *falls out* That. Was.....Mind-blowing.

Qibli: Preach.

Umber: This is gonna sound strange, but I think I'm even gayer than I was before this dare.

Carnelian: If it's any consolation, I think I'm even straighter.

Carnelian: Moon's right, we need to try this with Winter.

Winter: Ladies, please! One at a time!

Qibli Permission to smack him?

Joy: Taken. *smacks Winter*

Rainkeeper: *comes out bright pink, a giggling Rainwing behind him* 

Joy: Thoughts?

Pear: AGAIN!

Rainkeeper: I'm....I'm just gonna lay here for a while. *collapses on to the ground*

Seashell: Is that everyone?

Joy :Yes.

Clay: Where's Air and Nightflyer?

Starflight: Or Glory and Deathbringer?

Joy: They'll come out when they're done.

Peril: How come you let them stay as long as they want?

Seashell: We don't. They just choose not to come out.

Tsunami: That was an option?

Riptide: You thinkin what I'm thinking?

Tsunami:....Yes.

Riptide/Tsunami: *goes back into room*

Peril: ......Clay

Clay: No.

Peril: But-

Clay: NO!

*half an hour later*

Air: *walks out, redder than red* 

Nightflyer: *grinning wildly* Joy, I agree.

Joy: With what?

Nightflyer: More Airflyer dares. Lots more.

Air: Oh shut up.

Nightflyer: *still grinning* No.

Clay: Starflight?

Starflight: Yea?

Clay: Can I murder your son?

Fatespeaker: No!

Clay: WELL I'VE GOTTA KILL SOMEONE!!

Sunny: Oh! I know! Go kill Squid.

Peril: Or Blaze.

Starflight: Or Ochre.

Joy: Or Pineapple.

Moon: Or Darkstalker.

Carnelian: Or Queen Scarlet.

Qibli: Or my siblings.

Winter: Or mine.  

Umber: I'm with Winter. Kill Icicle.

Kinkajou: Same.

Clay: ..............................................................................................um

*Two hours later*

Riptide: Are we seriously STILL waiting on them?

Clay: Yes.

Joy: Guys. Just go home. They aren't coming out any time soon. 

Rainkeeper: She's got a point.

Players: okay...*leaves*

Joy: Ready?

Seashell: Ready.

Air: For wha-

All Hosts, plus Pear (except Air and Nighflyer): AIR AND NIGHTFLYER, FLYING IN THE SKY! GETTIN ALL K-I-S-S-Y!!!! FIRST COMES-

Nightflyer: SING ONE MORE LINE AND YOU WON'T HAVE A TONGUE TO SING WITH!

*silence*

Joy: *softly* Pear and Rainkeeper flyin in the sky....

Air: Gettin all..

Seashell: K

Nightflyer: I

Pear: S

Air: S

Joy: Y

Rainkeeper: Shut. Up.

Seashell: Joy and K-

Joy: *attacks Seashell* YOU WANNA FINISH THAT?!?!!