A/N: GREAT NEWS!!!!! I AM OFFICIALLY REOPENING ALL TRUTH AND DARES!!! COMMENT AWAY, LET ME HAVE THEM!!

Air: .......Well this is random.

Joy: Air, when is anything we do NOT random?

Air: .......Touche

*players appear*

Seashell: So.....What order are we doing this in?

Nightflyer: Um, Riptide and Winter at the same time, then bring everyone back together for the last one?

Joy: *shudders* Moons, Nightflyer. THINK about the hidden double dirty meaning of things before you speak.

Nightflyer: What? Why? What did I say?

Joy: *facetalons*

Peril: *petting Ashy the sloth* What are we doing today?

Rainkeeper: All the dares from scavenger Peril.

Peril: cool. Hi scavenger me!!

Clay: Is there a scavenger me for her?

Hosts: *troll face* Yeeeeeeeeeeessss.

Umber: Who's been dared?

Kinkajou: Is it me??!?!?!

Joy: No, sorry Kinkajou.

Kinkajou: Awww

Glory: It seems like we haven't done anything Glorybringer related in a while, can we do more of that?

Rainkeeper: It's only been less glorybringer because of all the glorybringer happening in the actual glorybringer book. 

Joy: Or the glorybringer sequel.

Nightflyer: Wait what's in the sequel?

Me: NOTHING! That's a whole other dare....

Nightflyer: Anyways! WINTER, MOON, RIPTIDE, AND PERIL!

Those named: Yea?

Air: we have dares for you!

Joy: Riptide has to try and use Peril as a surfboard.

Riptide: WHY?

Peril: ......Won't I drown?

Hosts: *shrugs*

Qibli: Hey, I literally shattered into a thousand pieces and no one did anything.

Deathbringer: I have died repeatedly.

Winter: Tell me about it.

Joy: AND! Winter has to shoot Moon. Your choice whether gun or bow and arrow.

Winter: OH COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!

Moon: Great. I'm going to die.

Darkstalker: NO YOU WON'T ILL ENCHANT YOU TO BE IMMORTAL AND WE CAN RULE THE WORLD TOGETHER FOREVER-

Kinkajou: *snaps talons*

Peacemaker: *is an innocent dragonet* Hi! 

Kinkajou: *smirks*

Winter: *sighs* gun. It'll be faster.

Joy: Excellent choice. What kind?

Winter: There are kinds?

Joy: *facetalons*

Seashell: Air and I are gonna go do Riptide's dare.

Nightflyer: Okay.

Air: Make sure Winter doesn't kill you.

Rainkeeper: We'll try.

Peril: Claybear, watch my sloth. AND DON'T YOU DARE EVEN THINK ABOUT EATING HER!!!

Clay: *takes sloth* Yes Princess. :)

*Air, Seashell, Peril, and Riptide vanish*

Joy: *has pulled out dozens of guns*

Joy: So! We've got a 22 rifle, a 45 mag, some glocks, some sigs, a 22 browning, a couple more rifle, my personal favorite, the 22 semi-automatic, a-

Winter: Which one is the easiest to shoot?

Joy: Well, aren't you boring. *hands him a 22*

Moon: I'll come back after this right?

Nightflyer: *shrugs* potentially.

J.W.: POTENTIALLY!?!?!!?

Joy: There's only so many times we can respawn dragons...

Moon: Great. In that case, DARKSTALKER YOU'RE CREEPY, Kinkajou you're my best friend, and Qibli I love you. Winter, you're a prick, shoot away.

Winter: *looks away as he pulls the trigger*

Winter: *has horrible aim, ends up shooting Turtle*

Joy: WINTER YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kinkajou: *screaming bloody murder*

Turtle: *dead*

Umber: *starts handing out all the leftover guns*

J.W.: *goes crazy, shooting and screaming*

Meanwhile, at the ocean....

Air: I wonder how the other dare is going...

Seashell: Probably better than this.

Peril: *choking Riptide underwater*

Riptide: *shoves her and resurfaces*

Riptide: I'M A SEAWING YOU BLOCKHEAD! YOU CAN'T DROWN ME!!! I HAVE GILLS!!

Peril: There is no way in hell I'm letting you ride on top of me!!!

Riptide: I don't wanna do this either!!!

Peril: Good! Then don't!!!

Air: WOULD THE TWO OF YOU QUIT BICKERING AND JUST DO THE FUCKING DARE!!!!!!!!

Seashell: Geez.

Peril: *reluctantly is used as a surfboard*

Riptide: *jumping on Peril* Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow! WE'RE IN WATER, HOW ARE YOU STILL BURNING MY SCALES!?!?

Peril: *fumes*

Riptide: *surfs*

Seashell: It's over!

Peril: FINALLY! *stands up*

Riptide: *falls over into the water*

Peril: *walks out, burning extra hot to dry her scales*

Peril: Can we go back now?

Riptide: *runs out of the water screaming*

Air: What?

*Seawings appear out of the water, running after Riptide*

Seashell: Shit.

Air: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!

Seashell: NOW I'M POSITIVE THE OTHERS HAVE IT BETTER!!!

JMA....

Kinkajou: *violently choking Winter while screaming*

Moon: *chained to the wall, awaiting death*

Rest of J.W./Hosts: *attempting to pull Kinkajou off of Winter*

Joy: KINKAJOU!!!! LET GO! HE STILL HAS TO SHOOT MOON!!

Kinkajou: NO!!!! 

Winter: *raises gun while being choked*

Winter: *attempts to shoot, misses Moon*

Winter: *completes the dare*

Kinkajou: *continues choking Winter*

Air/Seashell/Peril/Riptide: *appear randomly, and run across the room screaming before they register where they are*

Riptide: *collapses with relief*

Air: Thank the moons.

Seashell: WHY IS TURTLE DEAD!?!!?!?!?

All: Um...........

Peril: CLAY WHY IS MY SLOTH BLEEDING?!!?!

Winter: Oh that's where the other shot went....

Peril: YOU LITTLE- *starts burning Winter*

Firefly: *appears* Must I do everything? *snaps talons*

*Moon and Turtle are alive again, and Peril's sloth is okay*

Firefly: *disappears*

Rainkeeper: Now that that's over with....WE HAVE ONE MORE DARE FOR YOU ALL!!!

All: NO!

Air: ........I think they've been traumatized enough for one day.

Nightflyer: Next time?

Joy: Next time.