Air: So, I've started looking into YouTube.

Joy: Oh. NO.

Air: *throws hula hoop on Nightflyer*

Nightflyer: What the-

Air: The singing scavenger said if you like it, you should put a ring on it!

Nightflyer: Air, not this type of ring....

Rainkeeper: Give up now.

Air: Some other scavenger was singing about a Hollarback girl, but I don't know what that is. Joy! What's a hollarback girl?

Joy: How should I know?

Air: I dunno, I just figured you did.

Seashell: How are you JUST discovering YouTube now?

*players appear*

Winter/Qibli: *sit on the floor in stony silence*

Rainkeeper: What's this?

Qibli: WE ARE ON A STRIKE!

Joy: An air strike?

Air: Who am I striking?

Winter: WE REFUSE TO DO ANY MORE DARES UNTIL YOU GIVE US MORE HUMANE WORKING CONDITIONS!

Joy: What is this, a union?

Nightflyer: Okay, well have fun striking. This dare doesn't involve you anyways.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*teleports everyone to the Colosseum*

Rainkeeper: Wait, I thought we were going to Scarlet's arena.

Seashell: We WERE, but then Joy and I stayed up all night watching Gladiator and 300. 

Turtle: These dares are madness!

Joy: Madness? No, THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!!! *kicks Turtle into the arena*

Nightflyer: Joy WTF.

Joy: What, he was supposed to be down there anyways!

Kinkajou: Turtle, you okay?

Turtle: *weakly* I'm fine.

Seashell: Good! Then let's get started! *snaps talons*

*Albatross, Arctic, Darkstalker, Jerboa, Anemone, Orca, Diamond, Stonemover, Firefly, Stardust, and Fathom appear in the arena*

Air: Since no one specified what era of Animuses were supposed to be here, we brought them all!

Nightflyer: Past, Present, and Future!

Moon: Why are you wearing a hula hoop?

Nightflyer: Don't ask stupid questions.

Air: OMG YOU HAVE BEEN SECRETLY WATCHING SUPERNATURAL I KNEW IT.

Rainkeeper: *talks through megaphone*

Rainkeeper: ALL ANIMUSES ARE TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH HUNGER GAMES STYLE!

Joy: *steals megaphone* WE STILL HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAT WORKS, SO JUST KILL EACH OTHER!

Rainkeeper: *steals back megaphone* AND ONE MORE THING- WE'RE LETTING YOU USE YOUR MAGIC!

Kinkajou: Oh no.

Winter: shit.

Umber: Are we safe up here?

Seashell: Yeah, you'll be fine.

Seashell:......Probably.

Carnelian: PROBABLY!?!?!

Joy: When have we EVER guaranteed your safety?

Rainkeeper: Guys, you all literally jumped off a cliff without asking questions- do you honestly even care anymore?

Air: Face facts- you're nearing Winchester on the scale of how many times you've died. 

Nightflyer: And we still just keep bringing you back.

Seashell: It's extra work with Carnelian since she's already dead. 

Carnelian: What?

*meanwhile, in the arena*

Fathom: I've waited a LONG time for this. *snaps talons*

Darkstalker: *explodes*

Other Animuses: .......... *gaping at Fathom*

Fathom: WHAT? LIKE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DO THAT?!!?

Albatross: FATHOM YOU DIE NOW!

Fathom/Albatross: *fighting*

Anemone: *laughs manically*

Turtle: Now, now, Anemone. You remember what happened the LAST time we fought with magic?

Anemone: *deadpan expression* *clicks on weather bracelets*

Qibli: Well, we're all dead now.

Jerboa: *kills Orca, Diamond, and Arctic*

Stonemover: I REFUSE TO MURDER MY APPRENTICE.

Firefly: Then help me take down Jerboa and Albatross!

Stardust: *snaps talons*

Joy: Wait a sec.....WHERE'S MY KNIVES?!?!

Firefly: *gets stabbed by like a thousand knives*

Nightflyer: MOON I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR SON!!!!

Moon: DON'T YOU DARE!

Winter: Well, he's definitely related to one of us.

Qibli: Hey, it's YOUR side of the family that has all the crazing murderous animuses.

Winter: And it's YOUR family that specializes in murdering people. 

Turtle: *kills Anemone*

Kinkajou: WOOP! THAT'S IT TURTLE- MURDER THOSE ANIMUSES!

Air: Who's still alive?

Joy: Jerboa, Turtle, Stonemover, and Fathom.

Rainkeeper: You know, I thought this would be more of a BATTLE, and less snapping-your-talons-to-kill-everybody.

Joy: Eh, a fight's a fight.

Fathom/Turtle: *kills each other*

Kinkajou: *screams*

Carnelian: And then there were two.

Jerboa: You're just a bunch of Stone! That's so pathetic!

Stonemover: At least I didn't have my mommy enchant me to be immortal.

All: *gasps*

Jerboa: YOU BASTARD!

Jerboa: *lunges at Stonemover*

Stonemover: *snaps talons*

Jerboa: *turns into a ball of fire*

All:..........*gaping at Stonemover*

Stonemover: What? I've lost too many times in my life. I was gonna win this one no matter what!

Air: I'm a bit more afraid of him now.

Nightflyer: I think we all are...

Joy: DUDE, COULD YOU GET MY KNIVES OUT OF FIREFLY! I NEED TO CLEAN OFF THE BLOOD!

Rainkeeper: Really?

Joy: What?

Rainkeeper: Seriously. 

Joy: WHAT!

Rainkeeper: How about we let YOU go up against all of those animuses!? What then?! No average dragon would last more than two minutes!

Joy: Then clearly you have not met our women.

Nightflyer: What?

Seashell: 300 reference? ......No?

Air: We really need to start tallying up all of our references....

Hosts: *nod*