ajdgaf (D.O.D.)


Joy: FINALLY!!!!!

Air: YESSSS

Joy: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I'VE WANTED TO SEE THIS DARE?!?!?!?

Air: I'm gonna be honest, it's a little disturbing that you want to see this

Joy: Well it's a little disturbing that A.) You think like that B.) You suggested this in the first place C.) that you think that I would think like that And D.) That you make-out with my very first friend

Air: NOPE! YOU ARE NOT BRINGING MY LOVE LIFE BACK INTO THIS!

Joy: OH YES I AM

Air: Then I'm gonna bring up yours

Joy: *scoffs* You've got nothing on me.

Air: Really?

Joy: I'm clean.

Air: Really Really?

Joy: Yep.

Air: Reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally?

Joy: Shit what do you know.

Air: Oh, you know, how you SNEAK OFF TO SEE HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND HOW YOU SHAG-

*D.O.D. appear*

Air: UNDERWATER!

Joy: *tackles Air and binds her mouth*

Players:.............................um

Tsunami: What happened underwater?

Air: *attempts to mutter something*

Joy: NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL! Alright moving on!

Deathbringer:..........No.

Joy: No what?

Deathbringer: You know what

Clay: What is it?

Joy: You can't possibly know.

Deathbringer: Oh, but I do.

Peril: I'm confused....

Fatespeaker: Me too....

Joy: I'm gonna do it anyways

Deathbringer: No you're not.

Riptide:............what is this?

Joy: You can't stop me.

Deathbringer: I'm your father.

Joy:........well I don't technically exist yet, so technically no you're not, so technically I can do whatever I want.

Starflight: Even I can't make sense of this.

Glory: I feel like I should understand this but I don't......

Sunny: WHAT IS THIS??????????????????????

Deathbringer: Well, technically when you exist I am your father and I will know that you are planning on doing this and I will stop you.

Joy:..........................................................................................CRAP

Sunny: So, what's the dare?

Air: *muffled talking*

Joy: *releases Air*

Air: DEATHBRINGER HAS TO SING "I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT" TO GLORY WHILE DOING A SEDUCTIVE DANCE!!!!!!

Glory: Seeing as swearing is not bleeped, I'll just say it. FUCK YOU ALL.

Deathbringer: THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

Tsunami: Excuse me. *vomits*

Sunny: That's pretty accurate *upchucks*

Fatespeaker: *Throws up*

Clay: *Blows Chunks*

Peril: *Cookie Toss*

Riptide: *barfs*

Starflight: *retches* 

Joy: *hurls*

Me: Who knew there were so many different ways to say puke? *disappears*

Air: *snaps talons* *retch mess disappears* Let's get started!

Joy: First, he has to learn a seductive dance.

Deathbringer: Done! Next?

Air:.......But how-

Glory: MOVING ON!

Joy: AHHHHH i KNOW HOW YOU KNEW NOW!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*RUNS OUT OF ROOM*

Air: How many times is she going to run out of here screaming because of you two?

Deathbringer: Hey, if anything, we're confirming her existence

Air: Comforting.

Tsunami: It is for her. How about you? Is your existence guaranteed? 

Air:......um *looks at Clay*

Clay:........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ I have no comment.

Peril: I do. *grins evilly*

Sunny: NOPE! I DON'T WANT TO KNOW IDONTWANTTOKNOWIDONTWANNAKNOW IDONWANNANO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clay: SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tsunami: WHY DOES DEATHBRINGER KNOW A SEDUCTIVE DANCE?

Glory: DON'T CHANGE IT TO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deathbringer: CAN I JUST DO THIS ALREADY?

Riptide: YES BUT ONLY GLORY CAN WATCH!

Fatespeaker: Oh thank the moons.

Starflight: WHY IS EVERYONE SHOUTING?

Joy: BECAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE

Deathbringer: I'M SEXY AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!

Tsunami: NO YOU'RE NOT!!!!!!!!!!

Glory: SHUT UP EVEN TAMARIN THINKS HE'S HOT AND SHE'S BLIND!!!!

Deathbringer: I'm irresistible and all the ladies want me *waggles eyebrows*

Sunny: All ladies except for me, Tsunami, Fatespeaker, Peril- even though that could be an awesome ship- and a couple others.

Glory: THE F*CK DID YOU JUST SAY?

Peril: SH*T SWEARINGS BLEEPED AGAIN AND I WILL NEVER BE SHIPPED WITH THAT ******** **** ***** ****** *** ***** * 

Deathbringer: But I'm the Sirius Black of Wings of Fire! Everybody wants a piece of the hot guy!

Fangirls/Female Rainwings and Nightwings: *swoon* He's sooooooooooooooo dreamy and cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Deathbringer: See?

Glory: *grits teeth* Just sing the da*n song before I go on a murder rampage and kill all those swooning girls.

All: *disappear*

Deathbringer: *puts on smug grin and starts dancing* *sings the song* 

Glory: *wide eyes, pink scales* 

Deathbringer: Well?

Glory:.....................................................Hot Damn.

Deathbringer: *grins* I'm sexy and I know it!!!!!


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