ajdgaf (D.O.D.)
Joy: FINALLY!!!!!
Air: YESSSS
Joy: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I'VE WANTED TO SEE THIS DARE?!?!?!?
Air: I'm gonna be honest, it's a little disturbing that you want to see this
Joy: Well it's a little disturbing that A.) You think like that B.) You suggested this in the first place C.) that you think that I would think like that And D.) That you make-out with my very first friend
Air: NOPE! YOU ARE NOT BRINGING MY LOVE LIFE BACK INTO THIS!
Joy: OH YES I AM
Air: Then I'm gonna bring up yours
Joy: *scoffs* You've got nothing on me.
Air: Really?
Joy: I'm clean.
Air: Really Really?
Joy: Yep.
Air: Reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally?
Joy: Shit what do you know.
Air: Oh, you know, how you SNEAK OFF TO SEE HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND HOW YOU SHAG-
*D.O.D. appear*
Air: UNDERWATER!
Joy: *tackles Air and binds her mouth*
Players:.............................um
Tsunami: What happened underwater?
Air: *attempts to mutter something*
Joy: NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL! Alright moving on!
Deathbringer:..........No.
Joy: No what?
Deathbringer: You know what
Clay: What is it?
Joy: You can't possibly know.
Deathbringer: Oh, but I do.
Peril: I'm confused....
Fatespeaker: Me too....
Joy: I'm gonna do it anyways
Deathbringer: No you're not.
Riptide:............what is this?
Joy: You can't stop me.
Deathbringer: I'm your father.
Joy:........well I don't technically exist yet, so technically no you're not, so technically I can do whatever I want.
Starflight: Even I can't make sense of this.
Glory: I feel like I should understand this but I don't......
Sunny: WHAT IS THIS??????????????????????
Deathbringer: Well, technically when you exist I am your father and I will know that you are planning on doing this and I will stop you.
Joy:..........................................................................................CRAP
Sunny: So, what's the dare?
Air: *muffled talking*
Joy: *releases Air*
Air: DEATHBRINGER HAS TO SING "I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT" TO GLORY WHILE DOING A SEDUCTIVE DANCE!!!!!!
Glory: Seeing as swearing is not bleeped, I'll just say it. FUCK YOU ALL.
Deathbringer: THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
Tsunami: Excuse me. *vomits*
Sunny: That's pretty accurate *upchucks*
Fatespeaker: *Throws up*
Clay: *Blows Chunks*
Peril: *Cookie Toss*
Riptide: *barfs*
Starflight: *retches*
Joy: *hurls*
Me: Who knew there were so many different ways to say puke? *disappears*
Air: *snaps talons* *retch mess disappears* Let's get started!
Joy: First, he has to learn a seductive dance.
Deathbringer: Done! Next?
Air:.......But how-
Glory: MOVING ON!
Joy: AHHHHH i KNOW HOW YOU KNEW NOW!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*RUNS OUT OF ROOM*
Air: How many times is she going to run out of here screaming because of you two?
Deathbringer: Hey, if anything, we're confirming her existence
Air: Comforting.
Tsunami: It is for her. How about you? Is your existence guaranteed?
Air:......um *looks at Clay*
Clay:........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ I have no comment.
Peril: I do. *grins evilly*
Sunny: NOPE! I DON'T WANT TO KNOW IDONTWANTTOKNOWIDONTWANNAKNOW IDONWANNANO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clay: SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tsunami: WHY DOES DEATHBRINGER KNOW A SEDUCTIVE DANCE?
Glory: DON'T CHANGE IT TO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deathbringer: CAN I JUST DO THIS ALREADY?
Riptide: YES BUT ONLY GLORY CAN WATCH!
Fatespeaker: Oh thank the moons.
Starflight: WHY IS EVERYONE SHOUTING?
Joy: BECAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE
Deathbringer: I'M SEXY AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!
Tsunami: NO YOU'RE NOT!!!!!!!!!!
Glory: SHUT UP EVEN TAMARIN THINKS HE'S HOT AND SHE'S BLIND!!!!
Deathbringer: I'm irresistible and all the ladies want me *waggles eyebrows*
Sunny: All ladies except for me, Tsunami, Fatespeaker, Peril- even though that could be an awesome ship- and a couple others.
Glory: THE F*CK DID YOU JUST SAY?
Peril: SH*T SWEARINGS BLEEPED AGAIN AND I WILL NEVER BE SHIPPED WITH THAT ******** **** ***** ****** *** ***** *
Deathbringer: But I'm the Sirius Black of Wings of Fire! Everybody wants a piece of the hot guy!
Fangirls/Female Rainwings and Nightwings: *swoon* He's sooooooooooooooo dreamy and cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Deathbringer: See?
Glory: *grits teeth* Just sing the da*n song before I go on a murder rampage and kill all those swooning girls.
All: *disappear*
Deathbringer: *puts on smug grin and starts dancing* *sings the song*
Glory: *wide eyes, pink scales*
Deathbringer: Well?
Glory:.....................................................Hot Damn.
Deathbringer: *grins* I'm sexy and I know it!!!!!
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