Nightflyer: I have found the most soothing band of all time.

Rainkeeper: What is it?

Nightflyer: Two Steps from Hell. I bow before the greatness of the song Compass.

Joy: *breaks down a wall*

Joy: WHO THE HELL CARS ABOUT TWO STEPS FROM HELL WHEN BARNS COURTNEY JUST DROPPED A NEW SONG????

Seashell: Is it good?

Joy: THAT'S A STUPID QUESTION, OF COURSE IT'S GOOD, IT'S BARNS-FREAKING-COURTNEY!

Air: I was told there are no stupid questions.

Rainkeeper: There are people that have asked why humans haven't tried to walk on the sun yet. There are DEFINITELY stupid questions.

Nightflyer: There are also people who think the sun and the moon are the same thing, and that the Earth is flat.

Air:........

Air: Okay, I know I'm an idiot sometimes, but BY DESTIEL, THAT'S FREAKING DUMB.

Joy: To quote the wise words of George Carlin- "People are fuckin DUMB."

*players appear*

Glory: OH! Hello! What's this? A NEW DARE? 

Deathbringer: Shut up.

Moon: THE THIRD DARE AFTER YOU WON A TWO DARE PASS?

Deathbringer: Ok-

Riptide: WHICH MEANS YOU'LL HAVE TO PARTICIPATE!

Glory: HOW EVER WILL YOU SURVIVE?

Deathbringer: Um, by completing the dare?

Peril: Yeah, hell no, you're freaking DYING.

Clay: But what if the dare is just seven minutes in heaven?

Peril: Don't care.

Glory: I'LL KILL HIM.

Deathbringer: Glory!

Glory: SHUT UP, IT WOULD MAKE US EVEN.

Joy: Don't worry, we've been told that Deathbringer specifically has to suffer in today's dare.

Deathbringer: WHY?

Rainkeeper: Specifically?

Air: As karma for being cocky.

Rainkeeper: According to Iceheartttt, who dared this, it's " because he killed my wings of Fire spirit dragon aka Glory and because he's being way too cocky and that is a magnet for Karma so TOO BAD"

Deathbringer:.....WELL THANKS A LOT, ICEHEARTTTT

Winter: I feel like I'm going to enjoy this, what are we doing?

Seashell: For starters, we're taking away all animus, mind-reading, and future seeing powers.

Turtle: Dammit.

Moon: That's never good.

Seashell: And then we're reviving everyone we've ever killed in this game and turning them into zombies.

Air: NO. *smashes Seashell in the face with a chair*

Kelp: Air, what the f-

Air: I REJECT ANYTHING THAT REMINDS ME OF SUPERNATURAL'S SEASON 14 FINALE.

Air: *screams*

Joy: I'm so confused-

Nightflyer: She can't big scale rebel anymore, so she has to have three mini rebellions a day or she gets the hiccups when she's asleep.

Tsunami: Um... EVERYONE we've EVER killed?

Sunny: That's a lot of dragons *laughs nervously*

Umber: I honestly don't even remember them all.

Peril: I killed you all once......

Peril: Does that mean you all become zombies?

Clay:......I DON'T WANT TO BE A ZOMBIE!!

Nightflyer: I think we can exclude you all for now.

Tsunami: Okay, so zombie guys. What do WE have to do?

Rainkeeper: We're zapping you into the human world during the zombie apocalypse-

Air: *screaming intensifies*

Rainkeeper: -including the zombie versions of all the dragons you've killed, and you all get a pistol with two bullets.

Joy: Random weapons will be placed accordingly for you to find, and YES, you can get infected by the zombies.

Kelp: Your goal is to survive for three days. Good luck.

Qibli: Wait-

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*all players appear in scavenger zombie world with a pistol*

Kinkajou: So, um.... Anyone have any idea what zombies we might be up against?

Starflight: Off the top of my head?

Starflight: Kestrel, Blaze, Burn, Blister, Morrowseer, Ochre, Squid, Viper, Scarlet, Darkstalker, Winter's parents, Mastermind? I wanna say Coral? Chameleon, Macaw, Faithbringer, Whirlpool, Juniper, Pear's parents, Albatross, Magnificent, Eric Kripke and several other characters from various fictional universes, I'm sure there are HUNDREDS more I'm forgetting.

Turtle: We're dead.

Kinkajou: NO WE'RE NOT, I'LL PROTECT YOU TURTLE!

Glory: So everybody gets a gun with two bullets, huh?

Deathbringer: Apparently so. 

Glory: That doesn't seem like a great i-

Clay: What happens if I do this? *pulls trigger*

Clay: *accidentally shoots tree*

All: *screams*

Zombie: *hear noises and come after them*

All: *screaming intensifies*

Moon: WHAT DO WE DO?!?!? WHATDOWEDO!?!?!?

Qibli: It's called RUN, BITCH, RUN!

Glory: Hang on, I've got an idea to slow them down!

Tsunami: Then do it!

Glory: *shoots Deathbringer in the leg*

Deathbringer: OW!!!! GLORY WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!

Glory: A) PAY BACK FOR KILLING ME IN THE HUNGER GAMES, YOU DICK. B) We were told you had to suffer, and C) NOW THE ZOMBIES WILL EAT YOU WHILE WE GET AWAY SO IT'S A SACRIFICE HA!

Air: *randomly appears for the sake of references*

Air: Luci, how many times have I told you, no sacrificing my siblings. We need them to be flower girls at the wedding!

Sunny: HELP US!!!!

Air:......no. *disappears*

Peril: Okay, zombies, TIME TO DIE! *shoots two and attacks the rest*

Clay: PERIL NO!!!!

Winter: *sees Zombie Icicle*

Winter: DIE POTATO! *shoots her*

Zombie Icicle: Not today. *attacks Winter*

Qibli/Moon: *scream as Winter is eaten by a zombie*

Most players: *take off running for their lives and end up in an abandoned house*

Peril: *is bitten by a zombie*

Peril: AH-OW!!!! YOU LITTLE- *decapitates zombie and runs*

Deathbringer: *limps away, finds a sword*

Deathbringer: Now we're talking. COME AT ME, ZOMBIES!!!!

Peril: *shoots Deathbringer in the wing*

Deathbringer: OWWW!!!!!  WOULD YOU PEOPLE QUIT IT WITH THE FRIENDLY FIRE?!?!!?

Tsunami: IT'S NOT FRIENDLY FIRE IF WE'RE NOT FRIENDS- THEN IT'S JUST FIRE! *shoots his other wing*

Deathbringer: SCREW YOU, TSUNAMI! 

Peril/Deathbringer: *somehow make it into the house*

Fatespeaker: We're gonna die. We're gonna die. we'regonnadie-

Sunny: We're NOT gonna die.

Fatespeaker: IT'S BEEN LIKE TEN MINUTES, AND WE HAVE TO LAST THREE DAYS! WE'RE DEAD!

Riptide: Not if we're smart about this.

Glory: Exactly, so first thing's first, we patch up Deathbringer.

Deathbringer: *slowly bleeding to death* Thank you.

Clay: And then we figure out why Peril's arm is green.

Qibli: Wait what?

Peril: *twitches and is sloly going green*

Turtle: Peril....Did one of the zombies bite you...?

Peril: Well, yeah, but I killed it!

Turtle: But you can get infected!

Starflight: Oh moons, Peril's infected.

Clay: *starts crying*

Peril: I'm NOT infected, I swear! 

Kinkajou: Maybe there's a cure! There's always a cure!

Turtle: Yes, exactly! Starflight, Moon, and I should work on a cure  while Glory patches up the wounded and Qibli, Tsunami, and Riptide are put in charge of everything else.

Sunny: WHY AM I NOT INVOLVED IN BEING IN CHARGE?

Qibli: Obviously it's because we have the most training since Peril and Deathbringer are out.

Deathbringer: I AM NOT OUT! I HAVE JUST BEEN SHOT THREE TIMES! I'M FINE!

Riptide: Spoken like a true soldier, you're a good dragon, Deathbringer.

Peril: Not....out.... Out.... Outside.... We should go.... outside...

Clay: No, Peril, there's zombies outside. We need to stay here.

Peril: Zombies... outside.... zombie wants.... IN.

Turtle: Oh no.

Clay: Peril-

Peril: *opens the door and lets Zombie Scarlet and Zombie Kestrel in*

Clay: pERiL NO-

Peril: Get the Nightwings. They're weak.

Fatespeaker:.......

Starflight:........

Moon:.........

Deathbringer:...........

Deathbringer: I am so offended right now,

Starflight: She's got a point,

Fatespeaker: EXCUSE ME?!?!

Moon: That's fair, that's fair.

Zombie Kestrel: *attacks Starflight*

Starflight: *screams*

Fatespeaker: STARFLIGHT NOOOO- *attacks Zombie Kestrel*

Sunny/Tsunami/Clay: STARFLIGHT!!!! 

Zombie Scarlet: *goes for Deathbringer*

Glory: *finds a giant stick in the house and smashes Scarlet in the face with it*

Glory: STAY AWAY FROM MY DEATHY, YOU AGGRAVATING TWIG! *proceeds to kill Scarlet with giant stick*

Deathbringer: *is so proud*

Zombie Kestrel: *kills Starflight and Fatespeaker before Sunny blows her brains out*

All:...........

Sunny:....YES, I KILLED HER, GET OVER IT.

Zombie Peril: Claaaaaayyyyy,

Clay: Oh no.

Zombie Peril: Join the zombies, Claaaaayyyy,

Umber: CLAY, SO HELP ME,

Sunny: *points gun at Zombie Peril*

Glory: *brandishes giant stick*

Tsunami: *steals Deathbringer's sword*

Glory: You're not getting to Clay today.

Umber: Maybe tomorrow, but not today.

Zombie Peril: *leaves the house and sulks*

Kinkajou/Turtle: *immediately board up the door*

Riptide: Okay, current tally.

Riptide: Three dead, that's Winter, Fatespeaker, and Starflight. One wounded, Deathbringer, one infected, Peril, and- wait, where's Moon?

*glass shatters*

Moon: *screams from upstairs*

Qibli: MOON?!?!! *charges after her*

Moon: ZOMBIE DRAGONS CAN STILL FLY AND COME IN THROUGH THE WINDOWS!!!!

All: *screams as Zombie Darkstalker flies into the room*

*time skip to tomorrow*

Remaining players: *huddled around a small fire and extremely paranoid*

Tsunami: Current tally?

Riptide: Five dead- now including Turtle and Carnelian. And Moon's been infected. Not a good look.

Tsunami: Gotta be honest, I totally forgot Carnelian was there to begin with.

Sunny: So me, Clay, Tsunami, Riptide, Kinkajou, Umber, Glory, Deathbringer, and Qibli are all that remain.

Umber: And we've still got a day and a half to go.

Clay: Well at least we found more weapons.

*new weapons include an AK-47, several rifles, a .357 magnum revolver, a keyblade, Gandalf's staff, and two sharp daggers*

Qibli: *has war paint on his face*

Qibli: *is humming Fortunate son while reloading a semi-auto M&P 15-22 sport rifle*

*zombie sounds in the distance*

Deathbringer: Kinda funny how they all sound like they're from Minecraft, huh?

Glory:....... Sure.

*zombie Ochre and Zombie Squid show up*

All: *scream*

Riptide: DIBS ON SQUID, DIBSONSQUID!!!! *steals AK and shoots Zombie Squid while screaming*

Kinkajou: *tackles Zombie Ochre*

Kinkajou: KILL ME, INFECT ME, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! 

Glory: KINKAJOU, NO!

Kinkajou: WHO CARES ABOUT A WORLD WITHOUT TURTLE ANYMORE??

Glory: I DO, AND YOU'RE NOT DYING ON ME NOW. *charges at Zombie Ochre with keyblade*

*Zombie Moon and Zombie Blister appear*

Deathbringer: *attacks Zombie Blister*

Qibli: *approaches Zombie Moon*

Qibli: Well, to quote the words of Satan- Long time, no spooning. *shoots her*

Umber: DID YOU JUST KILL MOON?!?!?!

Qibli: *Fortunate son intensifies* 

Qibli: Maybe.

Umber:.......DUDE, I LOVE YOU.

Clay: NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR LOVE YOU'S, NOW IS THE TIME TO RUN  BEFORE ZOMBIE BURN AND ZOMBIE BLAZE GET TOO CLOSE!

Zombie Blister: *slowly kills Deathbringer*

Deathbringer: *screams*

Glory: DEATHBRINGER!!!!

Deathbringer: RUN!!!

Glory: But-

Tsunami: YOU CAN HAVE YOUR ANGSTY LOVE STORY LATER, WHEN WE'RE NOT GONNA DIE! *grabs Glory and runs*

*another time skip*

Hosts: *appear in zombie apocalypse world*

Hosts:.........

Air: Hello?

*fortunate son intensifies*

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no military son, son

Qibli: *appears looking battle hardened*

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, one

Umber: *limps up beside him*

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no no no

Joy: Where's everybody else?

Qibli:........

Umber:.........

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate son, no no no

Umber: Glory and Kinkajou went down yesterday, Riptide got infected and went down with Tsunami this morning. Sunny died trying to save Clay, but he refused to fight Zombie Peril, so she infected him, so....

Qibli: We're all that's left.

Rainkeeper: Three moons....

Umber: But, hey, the Zombie apocalypse is over.

Kelp: It is?

Seashell: How?

Umber: Well, you know what they say.

Umber: Gay love can pierce through the veil of death and save the day.

Qibli: Now take us home.

Hosts:........

Seashell: Okaaay.....

Air: Umber, you just gave me hope for Season 15.

Umber: Good.

Qibli: You're gonna need it.

*Fortunate son continues to play as they leave*

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