Air: *humming*

Air: *takes Jack from Supernatural*

Air: *puts him in a dog cage*

Air: Now you SIT IN THERE, AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

Nightflyer: But....I thought he did good....

Air: He killed the snake!

Joy: *gasps* NOT THE SNAKE!

Kelp: I like snakes!

Air: EXACTLY.

Jack: But I was just trying to-

Air: NOPE.

*players appear*

Umber: You realize this is the fifth dare in a row you've done with us.

Nightflyer: Sixth if you count when you and the DOD were here.

Joy: We really need to start randomly picking dares that involve the DOD.

Seashell: I know. 

Rainkeeper: And I know things now, many valuable things, that I hadn't known before.

Air: INTO THE WOODS!

Joy: Or, alternatively,

Joy: Kids who just discovered the internet.

Kelp: And I know things now, many horrifying things, that I hadn't known before.

Joy: That's better.

Umber: Can we get to the dare? I have a demigod date waiting for me.

Air:........

Kelp:.........

Umber: What, is that a problem?

Kelp: Leave my Solangelo alone and we're good.

Umber: Deal.

Seashell: Dare time! *snaps talons*

*Nothing happens*

Players:.....

Turtle: I'm afraid to know what they did.

Kinkajou: Me too.

Umber: If I was you, I wanna be me too. Wanna be me too.

Rainkeeper: Congrats, Moon!

Moon: OH DEAR MOONS NO, WHAT DID YOU DO?

Air: You're an animus.

Moon:......Sooooo, I can read minds, see the future, AND I'm an animus.

Nightflyer: Yep.

Moon: SHIT, I'M DARKSTALKER! *runs away screaming*

Turtle: WAIT, MOON, IT'S NOT THAT BAD! *runs after her*

Kinkajou:.......Why did I just completely forget that Turtle was an animus?

Qibli: I don't know.

Winter: Shut up, you broke animus magic and are not allowed to talk about it ever again.

Qibli: But-

Winter: NO.

Turtle: *comes back in, dragging Moon*

Turtle: She's better now.

Carnelian: Qibli, go back to being Dragon Aladdin.

Seashell: OH MY GOSH, QIBLI IS DRAGON ALADDIN!

Qibli: Yeah, except I don't marry a princess.

Moon: Oh really?

Qibli: Yeah.

Qibli: *leans on Winter*

Qibli: I marry a prince.

Winter: I will rip your flipping face off.

Qibli: Love you too dear.

Kinkajou: This love triangle will never stop being confusing, will it?

Umber: Kinkajou, it's a square now. You and I jump in when we're needed.

Kinkajou: True.

Moon: No, I think I've figured it out.

Qibli: We're listening.

Moon:  We're all in love with each other, but I'm comfortable admitting that I love Winter and Qibli. Qibli is the type to kiss me, and then promptly turn around and make a suggestive comment toward Winter, because he's slick like that, and Winter just suppresses his emotions and pretends to hate us both.

Nightflyer: Makes sense.

Joy: Yep. Now, Moon! What are you going to do with your newfound powers?

Moon: Oh, uh.....

Moon: I know! I WANT EVERYBODY TO BE HAPPY!

Air: Oh crap, not this.

All: *suddenly smiles widely*

Turtle: *glances at Joy's psychotic smile and screams*

Moon: I just want everyone to be happy and do whatever will make them happiest.

Air: Excuse me, I need to go locate Destiel. *runs away*

Nightflyer: Where did I leave that folder of Wolfstar memes....

Joy: Must.....Murder....

Kelp: *clings to Joy*

Joy: Get off I have to kill something!!!!

Kelp: I CAN'T. I HAVE TO BE HAPPY. AND I CAN'T BE HAPPY UNLESS YOU'RE WITH ME.

Joy: *tries to shake him of*

Kelp: *clinging to her leg*

Kelp: HELP.

Kinkajou: *sipping a fruit smoothie and completely unfazed*

Kinkajou: I'm always happy, so this is fine.

Turtle: WHY THE HELL DO NO ANIMUS SPELLS AFFECT YOU?!!?

Kinkajou: *shrugs* Guess I'm immune.

Turtle: HOW.

Umber: I....I need to leave...

Moon: Where are you going?

Umber: Stewie Griffin gave me the name of a...dance...club.... And I need to go there.

Moon: Oh, okay.

Carnelian:.....*punches Moon in the face*

Moon: OW! WHAT THE HELL-

Carnelian: *smiles* I'm happy now.

Qibli:.........

Winter:..........

Winter: Don't you dare.

Qibli: I gotta.

Winter: NO.

Qibli: SHE SAID WE HAD TO DO THINGS THAT MADE US HAPPY!

Winter: NO.

Qibli: *tackles Winter and kisses him*

Winter: *gives in*

Moon: *sits back and watches everyone be miserably happy because they have no other choice*

Moon: This. This is a good use of animus magic. 

Sunny: *bursts through the wall*

Sunny: WSHO THE FUCK MADE EVERYBODY HAPPY?!!?!?!?

Moon: Me!

Sunny: *hugs her*

Sunny: YOU JUST RE-SAILED THORNMOVER THANK YOU THANK YOU THANKYOU!!!!

Sunny: *runs away*

Moon: See Darkstalker? You can do good, harmless things with animus magic!

Darkstalker: Come back to me in a week when they're all miserable because they can't feel any emotion other than happiness.

Moon:......Oh......

Moon: Crap. 

Moon: QIBLI! I need you to break animus magic again!

Winter: NO!

Qibli: OKAY!

Turtle: CAN YOU HEAL TAMARIN AND STARFLIGHT'S BLINDNESS FIRST?!!?!??!!?

Moon: Sure, I guess.

Kinkajou: Yay! They'll be so happy.

Turtle: And Anemone will owe me a favor FOREVER BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Kinkajou: Oh dear moons, what are you gonna make her do?

Turtle: Something that helps me extract revenge from the love spell she put on you.

Kinkajou:.......Let's kill her.

Turtle: WHAT?

Kinkajou: and then resurrect her. That way she'll know what happens when you mess with Turtlejou. 

Turtle: Nobody messes with Turtlejou.

Kinkajou: Nobody.

Turtle/Kinkajou: *fist bump*

Moon: Alright, so I'll fix their blindness and do that other little spell and then I'll give up the magic.

Carnelian: WAIT- What other spell?

Moon: Oh Darkstalker asked me to do something for him, it's nothing.

All:..........

Joy: Get her.

All: *tackles Moon*