Joy: *picks up small demi-fae chef*

Joy: I've only had Emrys for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Other Hosts:........

Air: I can't tell if I would want to die before or after season 15.

Rainkeeper: Can I ask the order we'd die in? Just curious.

Joy: Easy. Seashell, Air, Nightflyer, Rainkeeper, Kelp, then I'd make sure Emrys got back home safely, then myself.

Nightflyer:......Well I mean at least we know where we stand now....

Rainkeeper: So Kelp means more to you than your own brother. Good to know.

Kelp: Sorry...?

Joy: Rainkeeper, you and Kelp are pretty much equal. I'd kill you simultaneously.

Kelp: Oh.

Rainkeeper: Somehow that makes me feel better, thanks.

Joy: Anytime. 

*players appear*

Turtle: When will it become appropriate to start celebrating Halloween?

Air: NOW. YESTERDAY. LAST HALLOWEEN. ALWAYS.

Nightflyer: Until the end.

Air: What?

Nightflyer: Nothing.

Kinkajou: UMBER AND I ARE GOING TO BE MATCHING BUTTERFLIES FOR HALLOWEEN AND OUR ONLY GOAL IS TO GET MORE CANDY THAN WINTER.

Winter: That should be an easy goal to accomplish seeing as I'm not even going trick or treating.

Qibli: Yes you are.

Winter: No I'm no-

Moon: Yes you are.

Winter: But-

Qibli: We already have your costume.

Winter:........

Air: SO! WINTER!

Carnelian: Oh yay, a Winter dare. That means it's an easy day.

Umber: Carnelian, I can count the number of dares we've had on one talon. Every day for us is an easy day.

Carnelian: Can we speed this up? Umber and I can't be late to our mani-pedi appointments.

Turtle: Kinkajou, why are you friends with them?

Kinkajou: Because they're the Queens I want to be.

Carnelian/Umber: *high fives*

Rainkeeper: So Winter, today we need you to *reads scrap of paper from jar of sorrow*

Rainkeeper: Rank the tribes, and the the JW-

Winter: Okay, Moon's a 4 and Qibli's a high 8. Next?

Rainkeeper: -in terms of Icewing Social Circles.

Moon: In terms of what now?

Winter: Icewing Circles. There are seven, and they determine your ranking, social status, job, and generally your entire existence. I had to fake my death so that Hailstorm could boost his rating and not get exiled from the tribe.

All:.......

Kinkajou: I'm.... I'm starting to see why other tribes don't go to the Ice Kingdom very often.

Carnelian: Yes, Kinkajou, THAT'S the reason. Not because of the GREAT MURDERING ICE CLIFF, OR THE FACT THAT THE ACTUAL KINGDOM WILL KILL US ALL. 

Umber: Or that, you know, Icewings are just generally assholes. No offense, Winter.

Qibli: No, they are assholes. Offense, Winter.

Winter: *scowls*

Joy: Long story short, The First Circle is where royalty and nobility rank, and the top three circles live in the palace. The bottom four circles's lives get worse the further down you go. Well, they don't really get worse- it's more like you lose all dignity and respect and you end up hating yourself.

Winter: How do YOU, of all dragons, know ANYTHING about Icewing Social Circles?

Joy: Ummmm, *points at herself* QUEEN. It's in the job description to know as much as I can about other tribes' dynamics.

Kinkajou: She's actually a pretty cool queen....

Joy: THANK YOU.

Rainkeeper: Winter! Rank!

Carnelian: Colonel!

Carnelian: Wait, what?

Winter: Well obviously, as the only tribe with an understanding of the system, Icewings are first circle.

Qibli: BOOOOO!!

Kinkajou: SO NOT TRUE!

Carnelian: IF YOU'RE NUMBER ONE, WHY DID YOU SIDE WITH THE WEAKEST QUEEN IN THE WAR?

Turtle: YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ANIMUSES ANYMORE! ICEWINGS ARE A FALLEN EMPIRE!

Umber: YOUR DOWNFALL WAS WORSE THAN THE ROMAN EMPIRE'S!

Moon: AND YOU'RE ALL REALLY MOODY!

Winter: I'M THE ONE RANKING, AND I SAY ICEWINGS ARE FIRST, SO SHUT UP!

Winter: Now! *thinks for a minute* 

Winter: Well I can't just associate with ANYONE in the Palace, so I suppose Skywings are Second Circle because they have dignity.

Carnelian: I WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD IN YOUR STINKIN' ICE CASTLE, ELSA!

Winter: YOU WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD ANYWHERE OTHER THAN THE HISTORY CAVE, FRANKENSTEIN!

Umber: Don't you be insulting my bestie like that.

Winter: And....I SUPPOSE..... Sandwings are third circle, if only to have a great ally.

Qibli: *gasps*

Winter: NOT THAT IT MEANS ANYTHING.

Qibli: OH MY MOONS, YOU'D LET ME IN YOUR CLUBHOUSE! I KNEW YOU CARED!!!

Winter: I DO NOT. IT's just that your tribe HAPPENS to be very advanced in warfare.

Joy: Not in civilized matters though, if you consider the Scorpion Den.

Winter: True as that may be, I think-wHY AM I DISCUSSING SANDWING SOCIETAL MATTERS WITH YOU?!

Joy: Because I'M INTELLIGENT, I KNOW YOU'RE SHOCKED BY IT.

Winter: Seawings are fourth circle. Not high enough to be noble, but good enough to show you tried.

Turtle: I'll take it.

Winter: Mudwings, dumb as they are, fifth circle.

Umber: *blows Winter a kiss*

Winter: And, as much as this PHYSICALLY PAINS ME,

Moon/Kinkajou: *waiting expectantly*

Winter:-Rainwings are sixth circle BECAUSE NO ICEWING COULD EVER PUT THE NIGHTWING TRIBE ANYWHERE ABOUT LAST PLACE DESPITE THEIR FORMER TRIBAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS-

Kinkajou: Oh. My. Moons.

Winter: -AND STATISTICALLY THE RAINWINGS ARE GOOD AT PEACE MANEUVERS AND COULD PROVIDE AN ADEQUATE ARMY IF PROPERLY TRAINED AND JOY STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!

Joy: Like what? I'm just proud about how you've matured.

Kinkajou: YOU LIKE RAINWINGS BETTER THAN NIGHTWINGS! AWWW!!!

Moon: Really?

Winter: I said NOTHING of the sort-

Kinkajou: YOU LOVE UUUUUSSSSS!!!!!!

Winter: *scowls* 

Moon: See, I wasn't expecting to be in the top three, but last? Really? 

Winter: Yep.

Air: Now rank your friends!

Winter:.........Well seventh circle is obviously Carnelian because she's dead and the opinions of corpses means nothing.

Carnelian:....You know what, screw you too Winter, I wish Sora had blown up your sister.

Umber: We uh, We might still be working on that.

Carnelian:.....Go on.

Winter: Sixth circle is Turtle because he's not particularly useful and I don't care if he lives or dies.

Turtle:....So loved.

Kinkajou: *hugs Turtle and glares*

Winter: Fifth circle is Umber, again, because I don't see his importance or care.

Umber: I COULD KILL YOU AND YOUR SISTER!

Winter: I have more faith in Sora than you, sorry.

Kelp: S-ora? ROXAS? XION? AXEL?!?!?!?!?!

Joy: Oh not again.

Kelp: SEA SALT ICE CREAM BY THE CLOCKTOWER AAAHHHHHH!!!!

Joy: *drags Kelp away*

Winter: Fourth circle, *long suffering sighs* would be Kinkajou

Kinkajou: *screeches*

Winter: ONLY because you're willing to fight and do basically anything, you have useful tribe skills, and I'm sure your friendship with Glory will be helpful seeing as she hates me.

Kinkajou: Glory doesn't hate ANYONE!

Joy: Um.

Rainkeeper: HA!

Joy: Scarlet, Kestrel, Webs, Dune....

Rainkeeper: Morrowseer, Darkstalker, every Nightwing that ever hurt a Rainwing.....

Joy: Burn, Blister, Blaze.....

Rainkeeper: Mastermind, Fierceteeth- should we keep going?

Joy: Oh! Magnificent!

Kinkajou: Okay, I'll give you that, all of those dragons were awful. BUT I'M FOURTH CIRCLE AND WINTER ADMITTED HE LIKED ME SO YAY!

Winter: When did I EVER-

Kinkajou: Shut up you love us all.

Winter:.......

Winter: Second Circle is obviously Qibli because he'd be a good second.

Qibli: I'm really feeling the love today, Winnie, thank you.

Moon: Hold on. You two shoved me through FIVE BOOKS OF A LOVE TRIANGLE, AND NOW I'M NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH FOR SECOND CIRCLE?

Winter: Moon, I love you and I'm sorry, but I physically CANNOT let a Nightwing be above that. It's in my DNA.

Moon:.......You just admitted you loved me.

Winter: No I didn-

Rainkeeper: UM YES YOU DID.

Winter:.......

Kinkajou: WINTER LOVES MOON, BUT HE LOVES QIBLI MORE, QINTERWATCHER CONFIRMED!

All: *starts shouting about Winter being in love*

Winter: URRGGHHHHHHH *storms out* 

JW: *chases after him*

Hosts:.......

Joy: So! New question!

Nightflyer: What should the six of us be for Halloween?

Rainkeeper: We have no ideas.

Air: Ideally, if, like, you all want to pick out costumes for us and then some talented artist wanted to give us Halloween fanart, that would be amazing.

Seashell: No pressure though.

Kelp: We just have no idea what to be for Halloween.

Joy: Neither does our scavenger author, so we're all in the same boat.

Air: And the boat is the H.M.S. Glorybringer.

Nightflyer:.......Yes.