Who Ya Gonna Call? Ghost Deathy! (D.O.D.)

Seashell: Chromebooks don't have a Caps lock key, WAAAAAAH!

Nightflyer: Oh no. How ever will you contain yourself?

Joy: GUYS I FOUND THE SHORTCUT. CAPS LOCK IS BACK!

Rainkeeper: Wonderful.

Air: AWwwwwww, there's no star key either!

Nightflyer:...Air, you just have to hold shift, and press 8.

Air: But holding shift is SO much work!!

Rainkeeper: He took the time to press the shift key, Marge. I think he knows what he's talking about. 

*players appear*

Seashell: Okay, so, in order to do this, he has to die first.

Joy: Got it.

Joy:.......Dam it he's one of the few dragons I CAN'T kill.

Seashell: Can't or won't?

Joy: *cocks gun*

Joy: I WON'T kill him, but I CAN'T kill you.

Seashell:......Because your morals won't let you kill me?

Joy: No, because Kelp would frown upon me murdering his sister. If that wasn't a factor, I'd shoot you. You're kind of annoying.

Tsunami: HEY! No shooting my daughter!

Rainkeeper: Joy, you can't just- *long-suffering sigh*

Deathbringer: Rainkeeper, I personally apologize for every gene Joy inherited from me.

Rainkeeper: Thanks.

Air: Well, SOMEBODY'S got to do this. 

Nightflyer: Got it. *Makes a call*

*Scarlet appears with a machine gun and fires at Glory*

Deathbringer: NO! *shoves Glory out of the way and dies*

All: *screams and viciously murders Scarlet*

Glory: DEATHBRINGER!!!!

Joy: Aw, crap. WHO LEFT THE SAD BACKGROUND MUSIC TO MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS ON DURING DEATHBRINGER'S DEATH!?!?!

Air: That may have been me....

Nightflyer: Do it! One of you!

Rainkeeper: NO MORE AGATHA CHRISTIE REFERENCES- DEATHBRINGER IS DEAD!

Seashell: Right. Dare time! *snaps talons*

Deathbringer: *appears as a ghost*

Deathbringer: What is this?

Joy: You're a ghost.

Air: GHOST? SpiRiTS? sAlT AND bURn the BOdY!!!!

Nightflyer: *restrains Air*

Seashell: You have to go haunt Glory for the rest of the day.

Deathbringer:..... So just live a normal day as a ghost?

Seashell:.... Well, yeah, but haunt Glory.

Deathbringer:......So a normal day, then.

Starflight: Seashell, him being dead just means that "Stalking" changes to "Haunting".

Seashell: Oh.

Deathbringer: And I get to use a creepy voice!

*one hour later*

Deathbringer: GloooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0000000000rrry!

Glory:....Deathbringer? Is that you?

Deathbringer: YEEEEeeeeeesssssss. I've come to protect you from BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!!!!

Glory:..... Wow. Even when you're dead, you're annoying.

Deathbringer: I love you, Glory.

Glory: Stalker.

Deathbringer: NO! It's HAUNTER!

Glory:.....One would think you would regain your intelligence when you died, seeing as it died long before the rest of you did.

Deathbringer: Okay, just for that? *throws fruit at Glory*

Glory: OW!

Deathbringer: Yeah, THAT'S RIGHT. I'M AN ANNOYING GHOST NOW.

Glory: I'm used to you being annoying. I can take it.

Deathbringer: Suuuuure, but can you take the rest of your life while hearing the world's most OBNOXIOUS songs?

Glory: TRY ME, Dead-bringer.

*several hours later*

Deathbringer: If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'd been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?!

Glory: Jokes on you. I LIKE that song.

Deathbringer:.....Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena, Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría why cosa buena, Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena, Heeeeeeeeeeeeey Macarena!

Glory: Oh no.

Deathbringer: DALE A TU CUERPO ALEGRIA MACARENA, QUE TU CUERPO ES PA' DARLE ALEGRIA WHY COSA BUENA, DALE A TU CUERPO ALEGRIA, MACARENA, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY, MACARENA! HAAAAAAAI!

Glory: STOP IT.

Deathbringer: I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa, Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa!

*one day later*

Seashell: *resurrects Deathbringer*

Glory: *is severely annoyed*

Sunny:......So now you just go back to stalking?

Deathbringer: Yep!

Glory: Yaaaaaaay.

Deathbringer: Boy, don't you sound happy. I was DEAD, after all.

Glory: You aren't now. So what?

Deathbringer:.....Well I cared that I DIED.

Glory: Eh.

Everyone Else:........

Sunny: Eh, what the heck. 

Sunny: *hugs Deathbringer*

Riptide: We missed you, buddy.

Deathbringer: Well, I'm glad someone appreciates me.

Glory: Sunny, get your talons OFF my boyfriend before I STAB you.

Sunny: There it is. There's my ship.

Deathbringer: .......Why not do one more annoying song?

Tsunami: Oh no, here they go.

Deathbringer: Hiya Barbie

Glory:......I'm SO not doing this.

Hosts: YES YOU ARE.

Joy: Don't make me make you.

Glory: *groans*

Glory: Hi Ken!

Deathbringer: Do you want to go for a ride?

Glory: Sure Ken

Deathbringer: Jump in

Glroy: I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world!

Sunny: Life in plastic, it's fantastic!

Glory: You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Peril: Imagination, life is your creation

Deathbringer: Come on Barbie, let's go party!

Tsunami: Ah ah ah, yeah.

Deathbringer: Come on Barbie, let's go party!

Rainkeeper: YOU STOP RIGHT THERE, GHOST DEATHBRINGER.

Deathbringer: But I'm not a ghost anymore...

Joy: Keep singing that disturbing song and you will be one again.

All:......

Nightflyer:..........WHO YA GONNA CALL?

Air: The WINCHESTERS!

Nightflyer:........No....WHO YA GONNA CALL?

Joy: The MORGUE!

Nightflyer: Joy, no.....WHO YA GONNA CALL?

Glory: GHOST DEATHY!

Nightflyer: Man, you guys are bad at this. WHO YA GONNA CALL?

Air: GHOSTFACERS!

Nightflyer: Close, but still no....

Nightflyer: WHO. YA. GONNA. CALL?

All: GHOSTBUSTERS!!!!!!!!!

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