Nightflyer: Hey Air?

Air: Yeah?

Nightflyer: How come so many people love season 4 of supernatural when season 3 is the one with all the funny episodes?

Air: Because season 4 is where Jared Padalecki met his wife and where Dean met his second husband.

Seashell: SECOND husband??

Rainkeeper: What happened to his first one?

Air: Nothing you can prove.

Joy:....*high fives Air*

*players appear*

Kinkajou: NO!

Moon: YES!

Qibli: NOOOOOO!

Moon: YES!

Winter: NEVER!!!!!!

Moon: IT"S HAPPENING.

Nightflyer: What are you arguing over?

Umber: Moon's trying to get us to eat green beans!

Air: EW!!!!!

Nightflyer: ...Are they at least covered in bacon?

Moon: No.

Rainkeeper: Are they at least cooked?

Moon: No.

Seashell: Well THERE'S your problem.

Joy: *whispers dare to Kinkajou*

Kinkajou: Yay! I can do that!

Carnelian: Do what?

*Tsunami, Glory and Anemone appear*

Turtle: Hey sis.

Tsunami: Hey Turtle. How's the other 32?

Turtle: Eh, fine I guess.

Tsunami: Good to hear.

Anemone: Heeeeeeey Turtle....

Turtle:....Anemone.

Kinkajou: *hisses at Anemone*

Anemone: WHY DO YOU HATE ME?

Kinkajou: YOU ENCHANTED MY EMOTIONS AND ARE DEFINITELY NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR TAMARIN!

Glory: Now, now, Kinkajou. Let's wait until Tamarin dumps her, and THEN we kill her.

Tsunami: Do it and face Coral's wrath.

Joy: Faced it before. Beat it. Easy.

Kinkajou: *rolls eyes and shoves everyone but Carnelian and the hosts into a cupboard*

Rainkeeper: *padlocks cupboard*

Seashell: And now we wait two hours.

Carnelian: WOO-HOO! I was spared from a horrible dare!

Kinkajou: YEAH! *high fives Carnelian*

In the cupboard.....

All: *severely cramped*

Moon: Okay, there are not enough ships in here for this to be comfortable.

Qibli: Well there's Qinterwatcher and all it's variations.

Turtle: What do we do now?

Glory: Oh, I KNOW. How about you, Anemone, and Tsunami take this time to sort out your FEELINGS!

Umber: The sarcasm is strong with that one.

Tsunami: See, I'd kill somebody right now, but we're all so close together that I don't want to impale the wrong dragon.

Winter: Understood.

Moon: Winter, move your claws before I stab you in the eye.

Winter: But what if you stab Qibli by mistake.

Moon: Trust me, Winter. I won't miss.

Winter: *moves his claws*

Glory: WELL, isn't this PEACHY.

Anemone: What are we even supposed to do in here?

Turtle: Suffer. For however long they want us to.

Qibli: That's what Truth or Dare is.

Tsunami: As much as I hate to admit it, Glory did bring up a good point. Maybe we dicuss some things.

Glory: Dude. Did you smell the sarcasm?

Turtle: The only thing I can smell is the amount of rainbow radiating in this room.

Umber: I do not apologize.

Anemone: I do NOT radiate RAINBOWS.

Umber: Yes you do, sweetie.

Qibli: Hello sweetie.

Glory:  River, is that you?

Qibli:.......

Qibli: Glory, you just became my favorite dragon in this cupboard.

Moon: HEY!

Winter: OFFENSE TAKEN!

Turtle: Oh shut up you three, you argue like an old married couple.

Moon: If it's still valid from the last T or D book, we ARE a married couple.

Tsunami: Wouldn't it be a married trio?

Anemone: Tsunami, stop now before it gets too confusing.

Tsunami: Ugh, FINE. Somebody switch the topic

Umber: Isn't a cupboard basically a small closet?

Glory: Well, that makes sense. Half of you ARE in the closet.

Tsunami: Not me.

Moon: Not me.

Turtle: Not me.

Winter: YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING.

Umber: Hey, I left the closet life in book 6.

Anemone: I'm not SURE where I am with that.

Tsunami: Mother is going to be SO pissed when she finds out I'm dating Riptide, and you're dating a Rainwing girl.

Anemone: We gotta get Auklet out of there somehow.

Glory: She's in love with the cinnabun Skywing prince. Run with that.

Qibli: Anybody else find it weird that as soon as Turtle was recognized as an animus, his mother starts sending him letters and remembering his name.

Turtle: Qibli, YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

Qibli: Just stating a fa-

Moon: WINTER, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR CLAWS?!?

*two hours later*

Kinkajou: *opens cupboard door*

All: *falls out*

Glory: Bout time. How long has it been- a week? Deathy's gonna kill me.

Air: It's been two hours.

Tsunami: Seriously?

Seashell: Yeah.

Moon: Winter is missing an eye, in case you were wondering.

Nightflyer: What did he do?

Rainkeeper: Accidentally kill Eight? 

Seashell: Beat Peter in Dauntless Initiation?

Air: Look at Castiel's true form?

Joy: Tick off a fangirl?

Moon: Something like that.

Turtle: Qibli's dead, too.

Kinkajou: WHAT HOW?

Turtle: He stepped too far.

Anemone: TURTLE.

Turtle: What?

Anemone: THERE ARE TWO TRIBES WORTH OF BLOOD ON ME WTF?!?!?

Umber: And yet your rainbow is shining brighter then ever!

Anemone: I HAVE NO RAINBOW!

Umber: *starts pelting Anemone with skittles*

Umber: Taste the rainbow!

Anemone: NO!

Umber: Grab the rainbow! Settle The Rainbow! Touch the rainbow! Contract the rainbow! TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!!

Rainkeeper: Is he just repeating every slogan from all the skittles commercials now?

Joy: Yes.

Air: How are skittles a rainbow if they don't have a blue one?

Umber:.................*runs away*

All:......

Anemone: Please NEVER make me do a dare like this again.

Joy: Honestly this went differently then I expected.

Nightflyer: Same.

Hosts: *backs away*