Hosts: *all scrolling through memes related to their individual fandoms*

Air:.......

Air: *eyes fill with tears* I came out to have a good time, and honestly, I'm feeling SO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW-

Nightflyer: *looks up from Wolfstar headcannons* What?

Air: I- *starts crying*

Nightflyer: Oh moons, what did they reference?

Air: TWIST AND SHOUT REALIZATION. I GOOGLED DESTIEL QUOTES, NOT TWIST AND SHOUT. *sobs*

Joy: *looks up from Feysand fanart* What did they say?

Air: CAS DIED BEFORE ELVIS. CAS DIDN'T GET TO HEAR ALL THE SONGS. DEAN PROBABLY WENT TO HIS GRAVE WITH A TURNTABLE AND PLAYED EVERY NEW SONG THAT CAME OUT FOR HIM, AND OH MOONS, I'M UGLY CRYING.

ME: *actually came across this meme, actually cried*

ME: *actually crying again because GODDAMMIT T&S*

Nightflyer: *looks up Sabriel fanart*

Nightflyer: Here, recover.

Air: *slowly calms*

*players appear*

Snowflake:.......

Snowfox:.........

Arctic:..........

Snowflake: Who the hell are you?

Arctic: Oh, not this crap again.

Rainkeeper: Long story short, we're five dragonets who live about two thousand years after you're all dead.

Snowfox: Well that's.....nice.....

Joy: Don't worry, Arctic dies first. You two have a long and lovely life together.

Snowflake/Snowfox: *high fives*

Snowflake: GOAL REACHED!

Snowfox: LIFE WELL SPENT! How does he die?

Arctic: I gut myself after my son enchants me to obey his commands.

Snowfox/Snowflake: *laugh evilly*

Snowfox: PERFECT!

Air: Nightflyer, help, too many Icewing's names start with Snow- who's the one we know?

Nightflyer: Snowfall.

Air: And these two?

Nightflyer: Snowflake and Snowfox. Icewings from back when Arctic was a prince. Snowflake was supposed to marry Arctic, but then he left with Foeslayer, so she winds up marrying Snowfox instead.

Air: You mean someone actually got a happy ending out of Arctic leaving the Ice Kingdom?

Nightflyer: Yeah, these two are the only ones.

Air: Well then YAY! It was worth it, Arctic, congrats!

Arctic:......I had a miserable marriage and MY SON KILLED ME, IT WAS NOT WORTH IT.

Joy: See it's stuff like this that makes me see why Darkstalker was so awful.

Arctic: WHY AM I HERE?

Kelp: Okay, I totally see the resemblance to Winter, they're definitely related.

Seashell: And Sunny's related to Winter.

Kelp:.....What?

Rainkeeper: ANYWAYS, we need you three to sing Good For You from DEH.

Snowfox: I don't know it, but okay.

Snowflake: Sure.

Arctic: I don't sing.

Joy: *clicks safety off pistol*

Joy: You do now.

Kelp: *hits play on boombox*

Snowfox: So you found a place where the grass is greener
And you jumped the fence to the other side
Is it good?
Are they giving you a world I could never provide?
Well I hope you're proud of your big decision
Yeah, I hope it's all that you want and more
Now you're free from the agonizing life you were living before
And you say what you need to say
So that you get to walk away
It would kill you to have to stay trapped
When you've got something new
Well I'm sorry you had it rough
And I'm sorry I'm not enough
Thank God they rescued you
So you got what you always wanted
So you got your dream come true
Good for you
Good for you, you, you
Got a taste of a life so perfect
So you did what you had to do
Good for you
Good for you

Snowflake: Does it cross your mind to be slightly sorry?
Do you even care that you might be wrong?
Was it fun?
Well I hope you had a blast while you dragged me along

Arctic: And you say what you need to say
And you play who you need to play
And if somebody's in your way
Crush them and leave them behind

Arctic/Snowflake: Well I guess if I'm not of use
Go ahead, you can cut me loose
Go ahead now, I won't mind

Snowfox: I'll shut my mouth and I'll let you go
Is that good for you?
Would that be good for you, you, you?

Snowfox/Snowflake: I'll just sit back while you run the show
Is that good for you?
Would that be good for you, you, you?
I'll shut my mouth and I'll let you go
Is that good for you?
Would that be good for you you, you?

Arctic: All I need is some time to think
But the boat is about to sink
Can't erase what I wrote in ink
Tell me how could you change the story?

Snowfox/Snowflake: I'll just sit back while you run the show
Is that good for you?
Good for you?

Arctic: All the words that I can't take back
Like a train coming off the track
'As the rails and the bolts all crack
I've got to find a way to
Stop it, stop it! Just let me off!

Snowflake/Snowfox: So you got what you always wanted
So you got your dream come true

Arctic/Snowfox/Snowflake: Good for you
Good for you, you, you

Arctic/Snowfox/Snowflake: Got a taste of a life so perfect
Now you say that you're someone new
Good for you
Good for you
Good for you
Good for you
So you got what you always wanted!

Joy: All of these songs are making me wish I watched Dear Evan Hansen.

Nightflyer: Or at least read it.

Rainkeeper: Nah, I'd rather go see Chicago.

Air: Or any Starkid musical.

Nightflyer: YES.

Kelp: Plus Into The Woods.

Joy: Phantom of the Opera

Seashell: Oh dear moons, we've become musical nerds, haven't we?

Hosts:........

Nightflyer: Yes, and we regret nothing.

Air: Oh! And before we forget.....

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Glory and Deathbringer appears*

Deathbringer: Hi.

Nightflyer: CHECK THIS OUT!!

Joy: INTRODUCING THE CREATION OF THE JALGFY GRAPHIC NOVEL!!

Rainkeeper: As drawn beautifully by ActiveArtist

Air: IT'S GONNA BE AMAZING, TRUST US.

Deathbringer: And I'm going to looked stunningly handsome.

Glory: *scoffs* Suuureee

Deathbringer: Yes I will! Finally, you'll all get the chance to see the smug looks that made Glory fall in love with me.

Glory: *facetalons*

Air: GRAPHIC NOVEL YAY!!!

Kelp: We're ridiculously excited over this, and while it may take a little while to put together since you can't rush art, we hope you'll all check it out!

Joy: Who knows, maybe we'll get a Truth or Dare Graphic Novel one day.

Nightflyer: Oh three moons, that.... that would be-

Seashell: Insane. Utterly insane.

Air: Isn't T or D that already?