Air: Welcome back to me screaming.

Air: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Seashell: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Rainkeeper/Nightflyer: *casually watching them scream*

Nightflyer: Hey, where's Joy?

Rainkeeper: Eating gummy bears with Darkstalker and the Emperor.

Nightflyer: Nice.

Rainkeeper: Yep.

Air: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Seashell: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Rainkeeper: When do you think they'll stop screaming?

Nightflyer: Judging by the most recent events of certain CW shows, I'd say Seashell will not be stopping anytime soon.

Rainkeeper: And Air?

Nightflyer: Well...... I mean.... Things are OKAY. They're not FINE, THEY'RE NOT GOOD, but they're OKAY. I think she's just screaming out of fear of the unknown.

Rainkeeper: Or screaming in advance for next week's episode?

Nightflyer: Yeah, that too.

Joy: *walks in, eating gummy bears*

Joy: Sup guys?

Air: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Seashell: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Joy:..... So how long has this been going on?

Nightflyer: Few minutes.

Joy: Kay. We gonna do a dare?

Rainkeeper: Sure. 

*players appear*

Players:.......

Seashell/Air: *still screaming*

Moon: So, what's the dare of the day?

Nightflyer: Dare of the day?

Rainkeeper: Haiku of the day?

Nightflyer/Rainkeeper:..........

Nightflyer: H-O-T-D.

Rainkeeper: H-O-T-D.

Nightflyer/Rainkeeper: HOTD HOTD HOTD HOTD-

Nightflyer/Rainkeeper: HAIKU OF THE DAY!!!!!!

Joy:......You're such weirdos.

Nightflyer: And proud of it.

Qibli: No, seriously, what's the dare?

Rainkeeper: Don't you want to know why Air and Seashell are screaming?

Players:......*shrugs*

Winter: No.

Kinkajou: Not really.

Turtle: This is a normal occurrence at this point.

Air: *stops screaming*

Air: Well that's no fun.

Joy: Umber!

Umber: Yes, my sadistic rainbow princess friend?

Joy:......First of all, fuck you.

Air: First of all, I look good in this shirt. And second of all, I look good in this shirt and third of all, I look good in this shirt, so tell me I don't look good in this shirt.

Nightflyer: Air, you're not wearing a shirt.

Air: References though.

Joy: Umber, you get to interview every dragon on Pyrrhia and Pantala to see who's gonna be your boyfriend.

Umber:.....I likey.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

Umber: *sitting at a desk*

Umber: Let the interviews begin!

Qibli: Hi.

Umber: Hmmm..... Any previous relationship I should know about? 

Qibli: AAaaaaaaand Bye. *leaves*

Flame: WHY AM I HERE.

Umber: Hello there cutie. Is there any chance you could drop the anger issues?

Flame: NO.

Umber: Well then you have a nice day.

Flame: *leaves*

Turtle: I.....don't know why I'm here....

Umber: Do you love Kinkajou?

Turtle: Yes.

Umber: Well then we're done here, sorry for the inconvenience, buddy.

Pike: Hello.

Umber: Oh hello.

Pike: Why am I here?

Umber: You're cute.

Pike: I don't date guys.

Umber: Are you SUUUUUUURE about that?

Pike: Please get away from me, freak.

Umber: And goodbye! Don't let the door hit you where mother nature split you!

Pike: *leaves*

Joy: Have I mentioned how much I love Umber?

Air: Yes. He's awesome.

Seashell: Umber deserves a book of his own.

Joy: HELL YEAH HE DOES!

Nightflyer: Um.... See I knew that every guy in Pyrrhia was going to be interviewed, and yet I still didn't consider the fact that I'D be interviewed.

Umber: Well no duh. You just treat my niece like a queen, you hear? Or I'll hunt you down.

Nightflyer: Sir yes sir! *leaves*

Rainkeeper: So, um....Hi?

Umber: This is weird.

Rainkeeper: Yeah.

Umber: You can go.

Rainkeeper: Thank you. *leaves*

*several hundred interviews later*

Umber: Okay, this is getting boring, let's see who's still waiting in line.

Umber: *walks up to line of guys waiting to be interviewed*

Umber: Let's take a look-see........

Umber: *points at dragon in line*

Umber: Hate your hair.

Umber: *walks down the line*

Umber: Not likely. 

Umber: Yikes, yikes, yikes.

Umber: *stops in front of Winter*

Umber: And let me guess, you have a GREAT personality.

Joy: Buddy, I will turn you into a llama.

Umber: No, no, no, no........

Umber: Oh he's cute, wait, no.

Umber:......ALL OF THEM ARE EITHER STRAIGHT, TAKEN, OR ARE TOO UGLY!

Rainkeeper: You just gotta keep looking, Umber.

Air: Yeah, there's plenty of fish in the sea!

Umber: Fish in the sea.... Good idea! Let's try the Seawings!

Umber: *rejects like fifty Seawings*

Umber: Oh hello.

Cerulean: Hi.

Umber: You're cute.

Cerulean: So are you.

Umber: Do you like Skittles?

Cerulean: I love skittles.

Umber: Are you insane or secretly plotting to murder anyone?

Cerulean: No.

Umber:.....Do you like unicorns?

Cerulean: I mean, I like narwhals, and they're just underwater unicorns....

Umber: WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

Air: Umberlean?

Joy: Cerumber?

Rainkeeper: Weird ship name, but whatever.

Seahsell: Air, your uncle is dating my uncle.

Air:......Small world.

Seashell: Yeah.

Joy: Yay! Umber's found love!!

Qibli: Awwww.

Umber: Don't worry, Qibli, you were second place.

Qibli: Out of every male dragon in two continents?

Umber: Yep.

Qibli:.....I'll take that win.

Air: Yay! Dare done! Now, I think we all need to appreciate this image.

Nightflyer: That's gonna be their Christmas card.

Air: This is exactly how I imagined their family reunion going down.