Nightflyer: If ANYONE knows where I can find a Harry Potter fanfiction with a Slytherin-Hufflepuff relationship in it, TELL ME IMMEDIATELY.

Air: Okay, calm down.

Nightflyer: NO! THIS IS MY DESTIEL. SYLTHERPUFFS FOR LIFE.

Air: I thought Wolfstar was your Destiel.....

Nightflyer: THAT TOO.

Nightflyer: JUST GIVE ME GOOD HP FANFICTIONS ABOUT THOSE THINGS.

Joy: Okaaaaaaay.

*players appear*

Joy: This is going to be insanity.

Rainkeeper: Welp, randomness was requested of us.

Starflight: Randomness and this game never end well.

Air: Whaaaaaat? Yes it does!

Umber: Do you not remember the time drunk Carnelian pole-vaulted into a stash of booze?

Rainkeeper: Yes.

Carnelian: That really hurt.

Rainkeeper: It hurt my booze more.

Glory: *facetalons*

Seashell: Well, here goes nothing *snaps talons*

*All players turn into Walruses*

All:.........

Deathbringer: *screams*

Peril: WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS??!!

Winter: SHIT! I'M A WALRUS! NOW ALL THE ONE'S I'VE EATEN CAN KILL ME AND TAKE REVENGE!

Glory: Hey, I was promised a walrus, not to be turned INTO a walrus!

Clay: You know, this is strangely comfortable. I feel like I can be lazy without people complaining now.

Umber: Oh course you don't have a problem with being a walrus.

Clay: What's that mean?

Umber: *tries to facetalon, ends up smacking himself in the face with a flipper*

Kinkajou: Oh my moons.... All those times I tried to look like a walrus with chopsticks.... IT'S ALL COME TRUE NOW.

Turtle: HOW CAN THESE THINGS SWIM IN THE OCEAN?!!?

Moon: Does this flubber make me look fat?

Qibli:........CRAP, IT'S THE MOST TERRIFYING QUESTION YOUR GIRLFRIEND CAN ASK! RUN!!!

Qibli: *tries to run, ends up flopping on the ground*

Moon:.......Really?

Clay: Hey, that looked kinda fun *flops down*

Deathbringer: And I shall impale my enemies with these tusks. 

Glory: Really?

Deathbringer: They are the ONLY PERK TO THIS I'M SEEING, OKAY?

Kinkajou: We should go lay on rocks.

Seashell: And not let Gerald on the rock?

Kelp: Seashell, I think those were seals.

Seashell: Eh, seals, walruses, they both eat penguins.

Kelp: That's not- *sighs*

Carnelian: I DON'T LIKE THIS.

Tsunami: AGREED. CHANGE US BACK NOW.

Air: *gasps* I JUST GOT A GREAT IDEA!!!

Nightflyer: We're all ears.

Riptide: No, we're all walruses, get your facts right.

Air: WALRUS DANCE PARTY!

All:.......

Clay: HELL YES!

Everyone Else: NO.

Joy: Too late 

Seashell: We call this room party central.

Rainkeeper: Technically we haven't actually had a party here YET.

Kelp: But when we do....

Seashell: We'll be READY! *presses button*

*disco ball drops from the ceiling and smashes on the floor*

All:.........

Glory: That was possibly the lamest thing I've ever witnessed.

Seashell:........

Seashell: WELL YOU'RE A WALRUS, SO HA!

Joy: Big ugly walruses, right Deathbringer?

Deathbringer: What?

Joy: Ooooooh riiiiight, that hasn't happened yet in your reality. It's an inside joke, you'll get it later.

Deathbringer: Hopefully when I'm NOT a walrus?

Joy: Yeah.

Air: *pokes them with a stick*

Air: DANCE WALRUS DANCE!

Nightflyer: Shouldn't you be in mourning after the last Supernatural episode?

Air: Why would I be in mourning? Am I mad at my boys, yes, but mourning? No.

Nightflyer: But.... Mary.....

Air: Oh, fuck Mary, who cares about her? LET'S PARTY!

Players: *awkwardly try to figure out how to dance as walruses*

Umber: *has somehow managed to become a tap dancing walrus sensation*

Peril: Clay, get up.

Clay: Why?

Peril: Because I wanna dance with you!

Clay: *sinks even further into the floor*

Clay: Noooooooooo

Peril: How are you EVEN MORE LAZY as a walrus?

Clay: Because waaaaaaaalllllllruuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssss

Nightflyer: I would bet HUGE money that Clay's spirit animal and Patronus is a walrus.

Air: Really? I was betting cow.

Nightflyer: Wanna bet on it?

Air:.....Yes.

Nightflyer: CLAY MAKE A PATRONUS!

Clay: *fumbles with a wand because walrus flippers*

Clay: EXPECTO PATRONUM!

Joy: *dies laughing because a walrus just made a patronus*

*Patronus is a walrus*

Nightflyer: HA!

Air: Alright fine, what do I owe you?

Nightflyer: Just a kiss, my dear.

Fatespeaker: CHANGE US BACK.

Rainkeeper: Nah.

Fatespeaker: WE WILL DISRUPT YOUR SHIPS.

Joy: How?

Starflight: *walrus flops on Nightflyer*

Nightflyer: *screeches*

Nightflyer: HELP! IT'S FAT AND BLUBBERY! GET IT OFF!

Carnelian: *brandishing a harpoon*

Carnelian: Call me Ismael.

Winter: *slaps her*

Winter: That's about WHALES, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!

Carnelian/Winter: *get into a walrus sissy fight*

Carnelian: CHANGE US BACK SO I CAN PROPERLY BEAT THE HECK OUT OF WINTER!

Joy: See now THAT'S a logical reason for us to change you back.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*everybody changes back*

Players:......*promptly attack the hosts- except Joy- for changing them into walruses*

Joy: I love how no one dares attack me.

Kelp: *screams*

Joy: *puts on war paint*

Joy: But before I venture into the war, I'll ask.

Joy: Who was your first OTP, like, ever?

Joy: *jumps into the fighting*