Joy: What's Rule Number One?

Seashell: Don't talk about Riverdale's Prison Fight Club.

Joy:.....Not quite....

Air: Don't let the Winchesters unleash anything. 

Joy: What about Cas not unleashing stuff?

Air: That's Rule Number Two.

Joy: Ah.

*players appear*

Moon: Please don't be Moonbli or Winterwatcher.

Nightflyer: Naw, it's Umber's turn.

Umber: *unfurls his rainbow cape*

Umber: I'm quite popular all of a sudden, aren't I?

Rainkeeper: Yeah.

Umber: What's my darling dare for the day? *eats Skittles*

Nightflyer: Did you know they did a candy survey across the USA, and New Jersey, California, and Virginia all had Skittles as their favorite Candy?

Umber:......So that's where my people are.

Carnelian: Hey Umber, remember how you said you had a song for every sexuality?

Umber: Yeah?

Carnelian: Well, you're gay. What's your song?

Umber: *laughs* Oh, you'll see. What's my dare?

Rainkeeper: You get to do seven minutes in heaven with any three dragons you want.

Umber:......Okay, it's appropriate song time now.

Umber: While turning gay the other day, A thought occurred to me. I'd like to try most every guy from here to Timbuk-tee , Oh, there's so many men around the world,  Of every shape and size, I want to nibble on Jamaican jerks and teriyaki thighs, I want to French-kiss a Frenchman, And spoon an English duke, 'Cause frankly, dear, To not be queer just makes me want to puke!

Rainkeeper: Ah, the Simpsons. Is there nothing they won't do?

Seashell: So, Umber, who's it gonna be?

Umber: Hmmmm, ANY guy in the world....

Umber: And they can't object?

Joy: Nope.

Air: Gotta do it.

Umber: Well, in that case, FLAME!

Nightflyer: And?

Umber:......Qibli, da hottie.

Qibli: Did you just-

Umber:  HAHA.

Air: And?

Umber: AAaaaaaaand.......

Umber: Let's go with one of Turtle's brothers.

Turtle: Which one?

Umber: Which one's the cutest?

Turtle: How would I know!

Kinkajou: Cerulean. Definitely Cerulean.

Turtle: KINKAJOU!

Kinkajou: *shrugs* Gotta be honest.

Turtle: But not THAT honest!

Kinkajou: Hey, you're the second cutest!

Turtle: Great. THANKS.

Kinkajou: Turtle, who am I dating- YOU or your slimy brother?

Turtle:......Me.

Kinkajou: EXACTLY, YOU HAPLESS SIDEKICK!

Turtle: You're the sidekick!

Kinkajou: Nah, my rainbow sloth is the sidekick.

Turtle: Definitely.

Umber: CAN I FORCE PEOPLE INTO THE CLOSET WITH ME YET?!!?

Rainkeeper: Yep!

Joy: *shoves Umber into a closet with Flame, Qibli, and Cerulean*

Umber:........

Flame:........

Qibli:.......

Cerulean:..........

Umber: *grins*

Umber: Hello boys.

All: *waits*

Air: *humming the gay song Umber sang*

Nightflyer: Really?

Air: What? It's catchy!

Nightflyer:......Okay, maybe a LITTLE catchy.

Air: Cas should totally sing it.

Nightflyer: Did you hear Claire Novak is gay?

Air: You didn't know that?

Nightflyer: You KNEW that?

Air: DUH.

Nightflyer: Okaaay.......Jack X Lora?

Air: SHIP IT ALL THE WAY!!!

Nightflyer/Air: *high fives*

*21 minutes later*

Umber: *struts out of closet*

Qibli/Flame/Cerulean: *falls out of closet, staring at Umber*

Moon: What did you......

Umber: It's a gift, sweetheart.

Moon: But HOW-

Umber: You'll never possess my abilities.

Cerulean: I think I'm gonna be gay now....

Flame: Me too....

Qibli: Welp, how fun with that! *forces Flame and Cerulean out of the closet*

Qibli: WINTER GET IN HERE.

Qibli: *drags Winter into the closet and slams the door.

Moon:......

Moon: This. THIS is why I'm the third wheel.

Umber: If I keep getting dares like this, I'm gonna be the third wheel soon enough, and you'll have to find some new boyfriends.

Moon:.....QINTER IS MINE! *Attacks Umber*