The Hall Of Fame With Only Good Singers (Both)

Air: Joy, I'm going to explode your mind.

Joy:.....Okay.

Air: Are you prepared?

Joy: Yeah sure.

Air: Here you go.

Air:

Joy:.....

Joy: OMM THE WINCHESTER IS WORTHY!!!

*players appear*

Joy: Wait....How did he even GET Thor's Hammer?

Air: Borrowed it off a guy who bought it at an auction. I'm not sure how it ended up there.

Joy:...........

Joy: Well it DEFINITELY wasn't MY fault, haha....

Joy: I'm not welcome with the Avengers anymore....

Rainkeeper: Join the X-men then. They've got Deadpool.

Joy: True, true. Go X-Force!

Nightflyer: No.....

Riptide: Do you have any idea what they're talking about?

Tsunami: Not a clue.

Clay:..... What's an X-Force?

All:.....

Moon: You know, that is a REALLY good question, that I am not going to answer.

Nightflyer: Well Urban Dictionary has no dirty meaning for it, so I think we're good.

Seashell: Anyways, you all have to sing again.

Winter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Deathbringer: YES!

Clay: *screams in fear*

Turtle: NO! Spare our ears from the torture that is Tsunami singing!!

Tsunami:......I will stab you.

Turtle: Somebody won't like that.

Tsunami: Your family would never even notice.

Turtle:......

Kinkajou: I'D NOTICE!

Glory: Yeah, Tsunami, don't kill my OTP.

Sunny: I thought Ripnami and STarspeaker were your OTPS.

Glory: Nope. Turtlejou.

Kinkajou: *high-fives Glory*

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*stage appears*

Carnelian: Uuuuuugh, why is this ALWAYS torture!

Tsunami: And why am I the only one with a bad singing voice? Surely that's unreasonable.

Starflight: Nope.

Fatespeaker: I can't sing, but I also don't stand out like a cat being mutilated when I sing.

Umber: I sing like Kurt Hummel trying to be manly.

Rainkeeper: That's a thing?

Umber: Occasionally.....not really....

Peril: What song are we singing and Tsunami butchering?

Tsunami: I WILL END YOU ALL.

Riptide: Hey, I said NOTHING.

Tsunami: YET.

Nightflyer: You're singing Hall of Fame.

Air: Cause, you know, you're all going in the Hall of Fame cause you're important. 

Joy: Except for Carnelian, Riptide, Fatespeaker, and Umber. You all are much less important.

Those named:.........

Carnelian: Thanks.

Joy: Hey, you're the dead one. That was obvious.

Carnelian: You could say I died for a noble cause.

Joy: See we WOULD do that, but you died because you didn't listen to directions.

Air: OMM Nightflyer is THAT what happens when you don't listen to your teacher??? You get exploded????

Nightflyer:.....If that's what will make you pay attention, then yes.

Rainkeeper: Enough talk! Time to sing!

Qibli: One sec! 

Deathbringer: *gags Tsunami so she can't sing*

Tsunami: mmmmfjifjvsdjfaklawjtoisov.

Riptide: What?

Glory: Riptide, I don't think you'd want that translated.

Riptide:......Probably right. Okay, moving on!

Players: *starts singing*

Clay: Yeah, you could be the greatest, 

Peril: You can be the best

Deathbringer: You can be the King Kong banging on your chest

Glory: You could beat the world

Sunny: You could beat the war

Starflight: You could talk to-

Air: CHUCK!

Starflight:....go banging on his door

Riptide: You can throw your hands up

Fatespeaker: You can beat the clock

Winter: You can move a mountain

Moon: You can break rocks

Qibli: You can be a master

Turtle: Don't wait for luck

Kinkajou: Dedicate yourself and you can find yourself

Umber: Standing in the hall of fame!

Carnelian: YEAH!

All: And the world's gonna know your name

'Cause you burn with the brightest flame

And the world's gonna know your name

And you'll be on the walls of the hall of fame

Turtle: You could go the distance-

Seashell: He's going for distance. He's going for SPEED.

Nightflyer: Wrong song.

Kinkajou: You could run the mile-

Rainkeeper: I HATE running the mile.

Carnelian: You could walk straight through hell with a smile

Air: *laughs*

Qibli: You could be the hero

Winter: You could get the gold

Moon: Breaking all the records that thought, never could be broke

Glory: Do it for your people

Deathbringer: Do it for your pride

Sunny: How you ever gonna know if you never even try?

Clay: Do it for your country

Peril: Do it for your name

Tsunami: *muffled* Cuj thair go v u daay

All: When you're, standing in the hall of fame

And the world's gonna know your name

'Cause you burn with the brightest flame

And the world's gonna know your name

And you'll be on the walls of the hall of fame

Be a champion, be a champion, be a champion, be a champion

On the walls of the hall of fame

Moon: Be students, 

Starflight: be teachers

Glory: Be politicians, 

Turtle: be preachers

Kinkajou: Be believers, 

Sunny: be leaders

Umber: Be astronauts 

Peril: Be champions

Fatespeaker: Be truth seekers

Qibli: Be students, 

Clay: be teachers

Deathbringer: Be politicians, 

Winter: be preachers

Sunny: Be believers, 

Riptide: be leaders

Moon: Be astronauts, 

Carnelian: be champions

All: Standing in the hall of fame

And the world's gonna know your name

'Cause you burn with the brightest flame

And the world's gonna know your name

And you'll be on the walls of the hall of fame

 Clay: You could be the greatest, 

Peril: you can be the best

Everyone else: You can be a champion

Deathbringer: You can be the King Kong banging on your chest

Glory: You could beat the world 

Everyone else: you can be a champion

Kinkajou: You could beat the war 

Everyone Else: you can be a champion

Moon: You could talk to-

Air: CHUUUCK!

Moon:  go banging on his door 

Rest: you can be a champion

Qibli: You can throw your hands up 

Rest: you can be a champion

Winter: You can beat the clock 

Rest: you can be a champion

Umber: You can move a mountain 

Rest: you can be a champion

Peril: You can break rocks 

Rest: you can be a champion

Glory: You can be a master

Rest: you can be a champion

Deathbringer: Don't wait for luck 

Rest: you can be a champion

All: Dedicate yourself and you can find yourself 

Standing in the hall of fame!!!

Hosts:.......

Joy: I vote we never let Tsunami sing again. Because THAT was AMAZING.

Rainkeeper: I second that motion.

Nightflyer: Agreed. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go build a fictional character hall of fame for the sole purpose of putting you all in it.

Seashell: I would pay to see a Fictional character hall of fame.

Air: If anyone reading this is a millionaire, this is what I want you to do with that money. 

Air: This is what I'd do if I won the lottery. What about you?

Nightflyer: I'd buy all the scrolls, give them to Starflight, and make him promise to never force me to read again.

Starflight: I like that plan. Why have you not won the lottery?

Tsunami: *rips off the gag*

Tsunami: ALRIGHT. WHO WANTS TO DIE FIRST?

Seashell: Run.

Rainkeeper: De neneneneneneneneenenene.

Hosts: *runs away*

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