Shore: Ah, for once, the Jade Winglet is getting a break.

*players appear*

Air: YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS ON BREAK???

Nightflyer: Oh here we go.

Haze: WE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO DO AN INTRO!

Joy: Eh, you got a line, that's good enough.

Haze: *screech of rage*

Air: *louder screech*

Air: DEAN AND CAS ARE GOING ON THEIR SECOND HONEYMOON AND I DON'T GET TO HEAR ABOUT IT UNTIL JANUARY. AAAHHHHH!!!

Seashell: Hey Ember, let's compare calendars- when should we start doing Christmas related stuff?

Ember: Ummmmm Now?

Seashell: Now is good.

Rainkeeper: What's our dare?

Ander: *slams a bottle down* DRINK.

Kelp: What?

Rainkeeper: You heard her. *grabs bottle and starts chugging it*

Ander: DRINK LIKE YOU'RE ODIN ABOUT TO ENTER THE REALM OF VALHALLA.

Joy: Since when do you know Morse stuff?

Ander: Since a Norse man named Dean Ackles moved in with me.

Air:.....I'm sorry.....

Air: WHAT WAS THAT NAME?!?!?!

Ander: You heard me. Now drink. *snaps talons*

*bar full of alcohol appears*

Joy: *makes a martini worthy of James Bond and starts drinking*

Joy: So is there a reason for this, or...?

Permafrost: *unfurls scroll with the dare on it*

Permafrost: Y'all have to get drunk, Kelp is in charge of Joy-

Kelp: Oh dear.

Nightflyer: Oh deer.

Seashell: DO'H!

Air: A DEER!

Rainkeeper: A FEMALE DEER!

Kelp: *facetalons*

*several drinks later*

Hosts: *completely TRASHED*

Shore: I don't know how I feel about seeing my parents drunk.

Ember: Speak for yourself.

Nightflyer: So, like, HAGRID, MAN.

Kelp: What?

Nightflyer: CAUSE HIS MOM I-IS A GIANT.

Kelp: Ohhhh yeaaaaahhhh

Nightflyer: BUT HIS DAD. IS A SCAVENGER.

Kelp: Whu?

Nightflyer: SO LIKE.....HOW.

Kelp: How what?

Nightflyer: PFFFFFFFFFFT

Rainkeeper: Remus's really got me thinkin', cause like.....What DOES deodorant taste like?

Air: *has a ton of shots lined up*

Joy: What are you doing?

Air: Nightflyer. But not now cause I'm busy.

Air: *picks up shot*

Air: Dis one is for when Mary burned. *downs shot*

Air: Dis one is for stabbed Sammy *downs shot*

Air: Dis one is for dead John *pours shot on the floor*

Air: See that one was proly poisoned cause FREAKIN JOHN.

Joy:.......You have issues.

Air: NO I HAVE TISSUES, WANNA SEE

Haze: No-

Air: *pulls out a box of kleenex* 

Air: THESE ARE SUPER SOFT, AND- *hiccups and falls down*

Air: Ooooooo, soft tissue floorrrrrr

Kelp: OY! JOY!

Joy: YEP.

Kelp: I'm suppose' to be watchin you.

Joy: But yer ALWAYS watchin me *winks*

Kelp: *falls down giggling*

Rainkeeper: HE'S AN IDIOT, JOY.

Joy: Nah, he's a cutie.

Permafrost: Hey Joy come here!

Joy: Yea?

Permafrost: *shoves her in a closet and locks the door*

Joy: I'm sorry, THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE- I'M NOT WINTER, REMEMBER?

Macaw: Oh, I don't think there's been a mistake at all.

Joy: *screams*

Kelp: *jumps up*

Kelp: WHERE'S THE KOY FISH?!?!?!

Nightflyer: In a POND *laughs*

Kelp: NO, I MEAN MY KOY FISH!!!

Haze: Closet.

KElp: WHY??!!?!?

Haze: She's gotta kill Macaw.

Kelp: YOU DIDN'T TELL US THAT!!!

Permafrost: Well we just figured as soon as we shoved her in there, she'd kill him.

*in the closet*

Joy: *screaming and repeatedly bitchslapping Macaw*

Macaw: Why do you smell like bourbon?

Joy: BREAD PUDDING- WHICH IS WHAT YOU'RE BRAIN'S GONNA BE!!!

*Meanwhile*

Nightflyer: Lie down with me, Watson.

Ember: Umm......

Air/Nightflyer: *lying on the floor, staring at the ceiling*

Air: Sssshhhhh, sit with usssss.

Ember: *lies down between Air and Nightflyer*

Ember: How drunk are you guys?

Air: *stares at Ember*

Air: You're- you're like a fire painting....But like....Nightflyer....

Nightflyer: What?

Air: *pokes Ember's face and giggles*

Air: NIGHTY, THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE YOU.

Nightflyer: I knooooowwww

Air: BUT WHY?

Nightflyer: Cause he's our son, I thinks.

Air: *gasps* REALLYS?!!?!?

Ember: Yep.

Air: I DON'T REMEMBER THAT!!!

Ember: I have a sister too.

Air/Nightflyer: *gasp louder*

Nightflyer: WOOOAAAAAAHHHHH

Seashell: So Imma change my major.

Rainkeeper: Your what?

Seashell: MY major.

Rainkeeper: to what?

Seashell: Wumbo.

Rainkeeper: WHAT?

Seashell: Y'know! WUMBO! Wumbology! The study of wumbo!! I wumbo, YOU wumbo, HE, SHE, WE WUMBO, Wumboing, the act of wumbo-

Rainkeeper: DUMBO WUMBO.

Seashell: YES EXACTLY!

Joy: *has bitchslapped Macaw to death*

Joy:.......

Joy: Why does my hand hurt?

Kelp: *breaks down the closet door and promptly faceplants*

Joy: KELPO!!!!

Kelp: KOY FISH!

Joy:.......

Kelp:.......

Joy: *faceplants beside him*

Joy/Kelp: *dissolves into laughter*

Haze: Huh. I thought they'd be more violent as drunks.

Shore: I thought there'd be more making out.

Permafrost: I....I'm writing the fluff on this, this is too pure.

Ember: GUYS! HELP ME.

Air/Nightflyer: *booping him on the nose and laughing*

Ander: No.

Seashell: GUYS WE GOTTA SING A CHRISTMAS SONG!

Joy: I GOT ONE!

Kelp: OKAY GO.

Joy: JINGLE BELLS,

Rainkeeper: THE DARE JAR SMELLS,

Air: AMBER'S FUDGIN' GAAAAY

Nightflyer: OH WHAT FUN IS TO PLAY

All: TRUTH OR DARE ALL DAY!!!!!