Air: I don't like that Supernatural is on Mondays.

Air: THERE, I SAID IT.

Nightflyer: Air, you need to STOP referencing Supernatural.

Air: why?

Nightflyer: Because I've started the reference tally for this book, and it's ridiculous how much you talk about it.

Air: How many times have we referenced it?

Nightflyer: So far? 

Nightflyer:......Let's just say it's over 200, and leave it at that.

Air: Okay, yeah, I would stop, but like.....

Air: There's an episode tonight so....

Nightflyer:.........You're the reason I have migraines.

Air: You're welcome.

*players appear*

Players: *look around*

Qibli: Something's....different about this place today.

Joy/Kelp: *start giggling*

Glory: Why are there lights on the ceiling?

Joy: FAIRY LIGHTS!!!

Clay: Whay?

Kelp: WE PUT UP FAIRY LIGHTS!

Moon: Why?

Joy: Because they're pretty and we like them and they brighten up the room.

Kelp: And we thought it might make you all a little less miserable.

Carnelian: You-

Carnelian: You thought you could make us less miserable by putting up plastic, rip off Christmas lights?

Joy: Yes, and I love them, so shut up.

Clay: I like them, they remind me of the glowworms from that cave on the day I nearly died.

Peril: Wait WHAT-

Tsunami: Which day?

Peril: WHAT-

Kinkajou: They look like little stars. I approve.

*Ander somersaults into the room*

Ander: STARS?

Kinkajou: Yeah, don't the lights look like stars?

Ander:........

Ander: You disgrace my gods by comparing them to lightbulbs on a string worth $22.99.

Kinkajou:......Sorry?

Ander: I'll be laughing my head off when you're burning in hell.

Ander: *somersaults away*

Rainkeeper: Was.....Was that a Weird Al reference?

Kelp: I think so.

Starflight: Alright. *injects self with a shot of morphine* I'm ready for the dare.

Nightflyer: You take morphine now?

Starflight: Well you've banned me from cocaine, so I had to make other arrangements.

Fatespeaker: I- I've tried to stop him, it's pointless, just move on.

Seashell: Okay, so when was the last time you were grounded and why?

All:............

Qibli: That's.....That's it?

Air: Yep, it's a truth day.

Players:.........

Players: *loud screaming*

Winter: *cries tears of happiness and and kisses the floor*

Qibli: HA! Winter kissed the floor! Winter X Floor, I ship it!

Moon: Shut up Qibli, somebody ships you with a trashcan, you can't talk.

Qibli: *shuts up*

Joy: Clay, you start.

Clay: The last time I was grounded.....

Clay: OH! Last week, by Starflight and Tsunami.

Air: I though you could only be grounded by your parents...

Clay: Yeah, but I let one of the chickens escape from the Prey center and it got into the library and made a mess, so Starflight grounded me and when I said he couldn't, he told Tsunami and she grounded me, so I'm grounded right now, actually.

Joy: How does that work?

Clay: I have to sit in a corner and I'm not allowed to see Peril.

Peril: I think it's unfair that I get punished for something Clay did, but whatever.

Glory: See, stuff like this is why I wish I was at JMA all the time.

Tsunami: Well maybe you should've thought of that before you became Queen.

Glory: I'm gonna pop your bubblegum heart.

Joy: OH DEAR DIARY, I MET A BOY, HE MADE MY DOLL HEART, LIGHT UP WITH JOY, OH DEAR DIARY, WE FELL APART.

Hosts: I'M MISS SUGAR PINK LIQUOR LIQUOR LIPS, HIT ME WITH YOUR SWEET LOVE, STEAL ME WITH A KISS, I'M MISS SUGAR PINK LIQUOR LIQUOR LIPS, I'M GONNA BE YOUR BUBBLEGUM BITCH, I'M GONNA BE YOUR BUBBLEGUM BITCH!

Rainkeeper: We need to stop listening to music while writing these, we get distracted too easily.

Air: Yeah, but our playlist is amazing.....

Rainkeeper:.......Okay, true, I can't argue with that.

Seashell: Peril? Last time you were grounded and why?

Peril: By Starflight three months ago. I walked into the library. He screamed, said"YOU'RE GROUNDED, YOUNG LADY" and told me to climb on top of the fridge.

Starflight: Stay out of my library, Human Torch.

Peril: I'M A DRAGON.

Starflight: Whatever Johnny.

Kelp: Tsunami?

Tsunami: My mother grounded me a few weeks ago because she found out I was still dating Riptide.

Joy: What happened?

Tsunami: I left the palace and met up with Riptide. Duh. 

Rainkeeper: Riptide?

Riptide: I was grounded by the Talons of Peace for dating Tsunami. I told them I broke up with her and they made me their leader.

Tsunami: But-But you didn't break up with me....

Riptide: I know that. You know that. The Talons of Peace don't have to know that.

Tsunami:.....You're smarter than I give you credit for.

Riptide: I know.

Air: Murderbask- I mean Deathbringer?

Deathbringer: *glares*

Deathbringer: My mother grounded me when I was three because I got beat in training. I had to sleep next to the lava river for two weeks.

Glory: Whatever happened to your father?

Deathbringer: Slept too close to the river when my mother grounded him.

Glory: Oh.

Nightflyer: Glory?

Glory:......*sighs*

Glory: Two weeks ago. Deathbringer grounded me because I pushed him off a platform. I didn't follow any of the rules being grounded meant, but still.

Deathbringer: You deserved it. I hit a lot of trees.

Glory: And you deserved to be shoved off a platform.

Deathbringer: HOW DID I DESERVE THAT-

Glory: YOU WOULDN'T LET ME SLEEP!

Deathbringer: YOU NEVER SLEEP DURING SUNTIME-

Glory: THAT'S NOT THE POINT!

Rainkeeper: Starlfiight?

Hosts: *facetalon*

Kelp: Today on name typos- Starlfiight.

Joy: What's a Starl Fight, Rainkeeper?

Rainkeeper: SHUT UP.

Joy: Better yet, what's a Starl? And is a fiight different than a fight?

Rainkeeper: Yes, you lose both your eyes in a fiight.

Joy: Fascinating.

Starflight: I was grounded yesterday by Fatespeaker cause she found out I was using morphine.

Fatespeaker: STOP USING DRUGS.

Starflight: NO, I NEED THEM TO PUT UP WITH YOU.

Fatespeaker: THIS IS WHY YOU'RE GROUNDED.

Joy: Fatespekaer?

Rainkeeper: HEY JOY-

Joy: Oh no.

Rainkeeper: WHAT'S A FATESPEKAER?

Joy: OH SHUT UP, THAT ONE'S HAPPENED LIKE A MILLION TIMES.

Fatespeaker: Morrowseer grounded me because I wouldn't kill Starflight. Not sure if I regret that or not.

Starflight:...... *takes another shot of morphine*

Kelp: Sunny?

Sunny: Kestrel grounded me when we were dragonets because I didn't want to fight her.

Clay: When I didn't want to fight her, she just beat me up.

Tsunami: Same.

Glory: SAME.

Starlfight: Same.

Sunny: Oh....

Rainkeeper: Dammit, it says Starlfight again, doesn't it.

Joy: *laughing*

Air: Qibli?

Qibli: I've been grounded for the past year or so by Thorn because of the.... incident with the weather bracelets....

Sunny: You deserved to be grounded over that.

Qibli:......SHUT UP.

Nightflyer: Winter?

Winter: I don't get grounded.

Nightflter: What?

Winter: Icewings don't do that. Either I do things the right way or my rank drops, my future is meaningless, and I get sent to an outpost and starve to death.

Winter: I think the closest I got to being grounded is when my mother made me hold my pose for five hours before she'd let me eat.

All:........

Joy: Dude, just come live in the rainforest.

Winter: No, it's disgusting in there.

Kinkajou: HEY!

Glory: *snaps talons*

Deathbringer: *sits on Winter*

Winter: AND THIS IS WHY I HATE COMING HERE.

Air: Turtle?

Turtle: Dragons have to pay attention to you in order to ground you.

All:......

Seashell: You live a very depressing life, Turtle.

Turtle: I know.

Rainkeeper: Kinkajou?

Kinkajou: Oh, all of the Rainwings have collectively grounded me multiple times. Mainly for beating up coconut with an actual coconut.

Glory: I will never ground you for that- maybe if you hit him enough with it, you'll knock some sense into him.

Kinkajou: That is the hope.

Joy: Carnelian?

Carnelian: Instead of being grounded, I was sent to training in the Skywing army. Jokes on my parents because I love it there.

Nightflyer: Amber?

Amber: Reed said I was getting out of hand with Flame and the skittles, so he grounded me and cut me off from both of them.

Carnelian: Ouch, how'd that work.

Amber: Fine. IT's not like I'm addicted to skittles or anything *laughs nervously*

Joy: We never said you were-

Amber: I CAN STOP ANYTIME I WANT. *eats a bag of Skittles*

Starflight: Oh, I've been there.

Joy: Moon?

Moon: Oh, I'm still grounded for everything that went down from books 6-10. Apparently raising a giant nightmare monster didn't make my mom too happy.

Nightflyer: Makes sense.

Joy: Hey, we never answered the rest of those questions from when we opened questions to the hosts, did we?

Rainkeeper: No we did not.

Seashell: We'll get to them eventually.

Kelp: Probably when we find that chapter again during the reference tally.

Air: Good enough. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go stare at a TV until Supernatural comes on.