Rainkeeper: So, it's only been two days, but we're updating today anyway because IT'S OUR SCAVENGER AUTHOR'S BIRTHDAY!!!!

Air: *throws confetti*

Joy: And what better way to celebrate a birthday than by torturing the Jade Winglet yet again?

*players appear*

Moon: NO.

Qibli: WE HAVE BEEN HERE FOR SO MANY DARES-

Nightfyler: We know.

Amber: THEN WHY AREN'T YOU LEAVING TO GO TORTURE TO D.O.D.?

Kelp: You can only torture your parents so much- we're giving them a break.

Carnelian: AND WHEN'S OUR BREAK!?!? 

Joy: Never.

JW:.......

Carnelian: SOME OF US HAVE WIVES TO ENTERTAIN!

Qibli: SOME OF US HAVE MORE WIVES THAN THEY REMEMBER AGREEING TO!

Winter: If I cry, will you stop?

Joy: No, but we will gladly watch you cry.

Nightflyer: And STOP COMPLAINING! It's our scavenger author's birthday so you all have to be happy.

Kinkajou: Birthday? Like Hatching day? THEN WE SHOULD HAVE A PARTY!!!! *flashes her scales like a disco ball*

Winter: Why would we celebrate this? If she was never born, then we would never have had to play this stupid game.

Carnelian: And if you were never born, then I wouldn't have to stare at your hideous face all the time, but you don't hear me complaining about that, now do you?

Turtle: I assume that our author, fourth wall be damned, has selected an especially fun dare for today?

ME: *appears*

ME: Oh yeah, I picked out one I really liked. *sits back and watches dare unfold*

Air: Kinkajou has to steal all the JW diaries and read them OUT LOUD in front of the WHOLE SCHOOL.

Players: *gasp*

Moon: Shit. SHIT.

Qibli: Write a diary, Sunny said. IT'LL HELP YOU SORT OUT YOUR FEELINGS, SUNNY SAID. NO ONE HAS TO SEE IT, SUNNY SAID. DAMN YOU SUNNY.

Turtle: *cringes*

Nightflyer: BUT! You don't have to read yours or Turtle's.

Kinkajou: Oh good.

Joy: But if you do read them, then you get a kit kat and a candy bar with 3551626256337625736266362637733637 million tons of sugar in it.

Kinkajou:........

Kinkajou: That's a lot of sugar....

Turtle:.....Well, there goes my privacy.

Kinkajou: Turtle-

Turtle: Can you NOT read my diary?

Kinkajou: BUT SUGAR, TURTLE!!!

Turtle: *facetalons*

Carnelian: You can't read my diary if you can't find it, so HA!

Amber: *is reading Carnelian's diary*

Amber: Oh, you mean the book you hid under a rock on top of the mountain and thought no one would find? 

Carnelian: AMBER!!

Amber: You snooze you lose, Carnie.

Kinkajou: *starts laughing manically and runs off to find everyone else's diaries*

Qibli: We're dead.

Winter: I regret ever learning how to write now.

Kinkajou: GOT THEM!

Moon: That FAST? HOW?

Kinkajou: I'm a hide and seek champion in the rainforest, and y'all are terrible at hiding things.

Kinkajou: Let's start with Amber's! *holds up pink bedazzled journal*

Amber: Go for it, I got nothing to hide at this point.

Seashell: Wait a sec. *snaps talons*

*JW appears on a platform in front of the entirety of JMA*

Joy: *hands Kinkajou a microphone*

Seashekk: Okay go.

Nightflyer: You... You have no idea how many times we've accidentally typed Seashekk.

Kinkajou: *loudly through the microphone*

Kinkajou: THIS IS FROM AMBER'S DIARY EVERYBODY!

Amber: HI!!!!

Kinkajou: *reading* "Dear Destiny-" Destiny? Really?

Amber: I HAD TO WRITE TO SOMEBODY, OKaY?

Kinkajou: "I made out with Flame today, but he didn't really seem to care. Maybe I should make like El and dump his ass til he stops being such a total closet case. Play hard to get or something. Nah, that won't work. He'll just go back to pretending he's straight while I make out with one of the Rainwings..... Why do I get the feeling that this is not what Clay and Reed had in mind when they said they were sending me to school? Eh, whatever. Oh! I found a bunch of students in the art cave using the pastels for something called 'make up'. They put some on me, and I gotta say, I looked FINE. I put some of Carnie while she was asleep, and she looked beautiful for about a second before she smudged it and looked like a clown. It took her a day of looking like that to realize that there was stuff on her face. I'd tell her it was me if I wasn't so afraid she'd kill me."

Carnelian: *growls* AMBER!!!!!!

Amber: Crap. *runs away*

Carnelian: *runs after him*

Kinkajou: *throws Amber's diary on the floor and picks up a sleek, silver notebook*

Kinkajou: WIIIIINNNNTTEEEERRRRR.

Winter: *curls up in a small ball of embarrassment and awaits the inevitable blast wave*

Kinkajou: "Dear I-don't-give-a-damn-because-nobody-better-be-reading-this-and-if-you-are-then-I'll-slice-your-face-off. I saw Moon with Qibli in the library today. They were laughing, but they stopped when I walked up. Maybe Icicle is right and they do hate me. I don't want them to hate me- I like them. Well, I TOLERATE them. I can't LIKE dragons from other tribes, even if it is Moon. And she is pretty. But Qibli knows that too, and he likes her too, and I know he's gonna get to her first so I'll have to adapt a new strategy.... I heard Kinkajou say he's bi, so maybe if I can find him a boyfriend, then Moon will be mine. Umber likes boys, maybe he could help me out.... But I don't really want Qibli to date Umber either... I don't want Qibli to date anyone. But I DEFINITELY DO NOT want him to date Moon. That's weird..... This diary shit is pointless- I don't get why Sunny is forcing me to try this."

Qibli: AWwwwww, YOU DON'T WANT ME TO DATE ANYBODY BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME.

Winter: I DEFINITELY DID NOT SAY THAT.

Moon: But you called me cute! Awww! Less than sign three!!

Winter: What?

Moon: <3

Winter: Oh.

Kinkajou: *pulls out simple red journal*

Kinkajou: CARNELIAN TIME!

Kinkajou: "Dear Dumb Diary. Three moons, I hate this school. I hate everyone. Well, except Queen Ruby. She said it was important for me to come here and learn how to spell and stuff, but she doesn't understand that I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THAT. I should be next to her! Guarding and KILLING DRAGONS THAT NEED TO DIE. What if Scarlet comes back while I'm here and attacks her? I may not know how to do math, but I know sixty different ways to kill Scarlet, and that's called having priorities. Ruby needs to reevaluate hers if she thinks my education is more important than having a fierce guard beside her. Maybe I should write her a letter. Would that be weird? She might think that's weird. I don't want to make things weird, but it's not like I have anyone else to write.... Maybe I will write her......

Kinkajou: I wrote her a letter. And then I set it on fire. I suppose that's progress or whatever... I gotta go to history now. If Ruby's gonna force me to be here, I might as well do as she asks."

Kinkajou: OH MY MOONS, YOU WROTE THIS BEFORE YOU DIED.

Carnelian: SHUT UP.

Kinkajou: CARRUBY ANGST OMM!!!!

Carnelian: Shut UP!

Kinkajou: *squeals and hugs the diary*

Carnelian: *punches Kinkajou, takes the diary and runs out*

Qibli: *looks at the whole school watching them*

Qibli: Do NONE of you have comments on this?

Tamarin: Going to school with you guys is like going to Hogwarts with Harry Potter- You learn to keep your mouth shut or you become collateral damage!

All: *nods in agreement*

Kinkajou: Oh, well, moving on. *picks up composition notebook*

Kinkajou: MOON'S TURN!

Kinkajou: *flips through all the pages*

Kinkajou: This is just page after page of various doodles of Moonbli, Winterwatcher, Qinter, and Qinterwatcher, wtf Moon?

Moon: *buries her face in her talons*

Kinkajou: Winter X Moon forever in a little heart... Qibli X Moon forever in a bigger heart surrounded by little tiny hearts...

Moon: *slowly sinks into the floor*

Air: *glances over and looks at it*

Air: Geesh, it's like Becky's diary from that one SPN episode where she marries Sam*

Kinkajou: There's a whole two page spread here dedicated to Qinter- Moon did I find your diary or your shipping book?

Moon: That's- that's my diary.

Kinkajou:.....Wow. *throws it aside*

Winter/Qibli: *lunge for it*

Kinkajou: Speaking of Qibli! *takes out leather bound journal*

Qibli: Why did we agree to this game?

Amber: You were given a choice in playing?

Qibli: Okay, true.

Kinkajou: "Dear Journal, I spent today like I do all my days in JMA- flirting with my girlfriend, seducing my boyfriend, writing nagging letters to Six-Claws to make sure everything is A-OK in the Sand Kingdom, and LEARNING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN THIS SCHOOL. I get that Sunny and the other Dragonets of Destiny are trying here, but come on. NOBODY cares about the Scorching or what happened pre-Darkstalker's time. You know what I care about learning? WHY DO ROYAL FAMILIES KEEP SENDING DRAGONETS HERE WHEN THERE IS OBVIOUSLY NO SAFETY OR SECURITY? Two more dragonets went missing this week (granted, Clay found them in a forest a few miles away, but that's not the point!) Get some security, why don't they? I think the lack of safety precautions in this school is one of the few things Winnie and I agree on. Always like it when something else goes on that list. It proves we're wearing him down. I look forward to the day he becomes a full cinnamon roll."

Winter: *growls*

Sunny: HEY QIBLI, AREN'T YOU THE STUDENT WHO WAS IN CHARGE OF OSTRICH'S SAFETY AND THEN IMMEDIATELY LET HER GET KIDNAPPED?

Qibli: IT WASN'T MY FINEST MOMENT, OKAY?

Sunny: AND THE HISTORY CAVE EXPLOSION WASN'T OURS EITHER, WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES, OKAY, SO SHUT UP!

Nightflyer: AAAAaannnnd that's everybody, unless Kinkajou wants to go for the candy bar.

Kinkajou: If I read just mine, do I get it?

Hosts: Hmmmmmm

Rainkeeper: We'll make a Hatching Day exception, so sure.

Kinkajou: YAY! *takes out rainbow sparkled diary*

Kinkajou: "Dear Diary, I HAD SCHOOL TODAY AND NOBODY DIED SO IT WAS AWESOME. ALSO TURTLE PARTNERED UP WITH ME IN CLASS AND HE OFFERED TO HELP ME WITH MY READING, SO HE'S THE BEST AND I TOLD HIM HE WAS CUTE SINCE HE IS AND I'VE NEVER SEEN A SEAWING SO RED IT WAS ADORABLE, I LOVE HIM. ALSO AMBER AND I MADE RAINBOW CROWNS. GREAT DAY. I WONDER WHAT GLORY'S DOING."

Moon: It does NOT say that- *takes diary*

Moon:.....This is really how you write in your diary?

Kinkajou: Says the girl who's been drawing self insert fanart. You got nothin on me, Moon.

Rainkeeper: Your overly powered sugar candy bar? *gives her candy bar*

Kinkajou: YES!!! *takes a bite of the candy bar*

Kinkajou: *gets instant diabetes and dies from sugar overdose*

All:........

Kelp: Maybe there was just a TAD too much sugar....

Joy: Or not enough.