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Air: *sits Dean Winchester down at a table*

Air: *inhales and loses all self control*

Air: *slams Dean's face into the table*

Air: Take. It. Back.

Dean: Take wha-

Air: Joy!

Joy: *quietly hands her a gun*

Air: *points gun at Dean* TAKE IT BACK!!!!

Nightflyer: What the fu-

Air: *clicks off safety*

Air: THOSE WORDS SHOULD NEVER BE SPOKEN TO CAS. NOT SPOKEN, NOT THOUGHT, NOT EVEN PIECED TOGETHER IN THE SAME FUCKING SENTENCE. TAKE. IT. BACK. NOW!

Dean: Alright! Alright! I take it back!!

Air: *picks him up and bitchslaps him*

Air: NOW GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

Dean: Okay..... *retreats to corner*

Rainkeeper: What the hell happened?

Joy: I don't know, but her lessons with me are becoming highly effective.

Nightflyer: Air, no more lessons with Joy, okay?

Air: If the Winchesters stop SCREWING UP, then I wouldn't have to have lessons with Joy!

Seashell: Where's Mary Winchester?

Air: I killed her.

Kelp: WHY?

Air: Bitch told Jack there was something wrong with him. Sam and Dean better be protective momma bears in the next episode or I'm going to SCREAM.

*Shore, Ander, Permafrost, Ember, and Haze appear*

Air: Screw it, I still need to scream.

Air: *screams*

Ember: Shoot, are we late?

Haze: What happened?

Permafrost: Why is there a gay scavenger in the corner?

Shore: How do you know he's gay?

Permafrost: I can sense these things.

Air: DON'T ASK.

Joy: So, folks, what's new in the exciting realm of LTCC?

Shore: You're still Queen.

Joy: Sweet! Kelp, high five.

Kelp: *high fives her*

Rainkeeper: so, what's the dare?

Joy: Yeah, let's go, I have a hunting trip to go on after this.

Air: *gasps*

Joy: Animal hunting.

Air: Oh.

Rainkeeper: Just don't shoot anyone in the face this time.

Joy: I didn't mean to shoot him!

Rainkeeper: The face. You shot him in the FACE.

Joy: I thought he was a quail.

Nightflyer: Okay, Dick Cheney. 

Seashell: We got around to watching Vice. Couldn't resist at least one Dick Cheney reference.

Joy: Dick Cheney is awesome. I have a picture of him hanging in my room, right next to Ted Nugent. 

Kelp: Uncle Teddy is more awesome than Dick Cheney.

Joy: Agreed.

Air: Sorry, what's the dare?

Ander: Air has to sing ET, and Joy has to sing Oblivion by dirty palm.

Joy: Sweet.

Air: ET.... as in E.T.? 

Air: E.T. PHONE HOME!

Permafrost: No, as in the song by Katy Perry.

Joy: *inhales*

Kelp: Don't do it.

Joy: But-

Kelp: It's not appropriate!

Joy: BUT-

Kelp: It's not a good message to send our readers,

Joy: bUt-

Kelp: Joy, no.

Joy: bUT IF YOU SEARCH FOR MORAL WISDOM IN KATY PERRY'S SONG LYRICS, 

Kelp: Dammit Joy,

Joy: THEN KILL YOURSELF! 

Kelp: Joy, nO.

Joy: IT WON'T BE PAAAAAAAAINFUL. IF YOU ARE AAAAAAABLE TO GIVE A LITTLE KISS TO AN ONCOMING TRAIN!

Kelp: STOP.

Joy: Stick your tongue in a plug, Suck a pipe of exhaust, Make some toast in the tub, Hold your breath 'til it's gone, Drink a gallon of mace, Be gay in Iran, LET OPRAH SIT ON YOUR FACE. 

Kelp: *duct tapes Joy's mouth shut*

Kelp: No more Bo Burnham for you.

Rainkeeper: So! Air! You were going to sing?

Air: Any song?

Shore: No, you-

Air: SEXY HAIR, GORGEOUS SMILE, HE'S THE MOST PERFECT GUY I'VE COME ACROSS IN A WHILE,

Nightlfyer: Okaaaaay.

Air: SENSITIVE, REAL SWEET, HE EVEN WATCHES DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES WITH ME

Nightflyer: Ummmmm

Air: MY HEART'S BEATING LIKE A MINI DRUM, I TOLD MY BEST FRIENDS HE'S THE OOOONE. I SAID I THINK I'M IN LOVE THIS TIME! THEY TOLD ME SOMETHING THAT COULD CHANGE MY MIND!

Nightflyer: What song is this-

Air: HE LIKES BOYS!

Permafrost: There it is.

Air: FINALLY NOW IT'S ALL MAKING SENSE! 

Seashell: True.

Air: He likes boys, I like this guy but he's on the fence

He likes boys, I can't believe this happened again

He likes boys ooh oh oh boys ooh oh oh

Shore: THESE ARE NOT THE RIGHT SONGS!

Joy: Jump off of a bridge, Skinny dip in a flood, Sky-dive attached to a fridge, Drink a Haitian guy's blood!

Kelp: JOY!

Ember: PEOPLE! PEOPLE PLEASE! THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO GET HEALTHY!

Joy: Break into the zoo, Give a tiger a shove, Eat a Phillips head screw, MARRY COURTNEY LOVE!

Air: I THINK IT'S TIME TO TAKE IT IN, MY GAYDAR NEEDS SOME INSPECTION!

Shore: We've lost them.

Haze: We never had them.

Joy: Okay, I'm done. What was my song?

Ember: Oblivion. 

Joy: Okay, I can do that. 

Joy: Hit the music!

*music starts*

Joy: *starts singing*

Joy: When the lights go down

Joy: I see hell in you
But you don't care, no
You don't care, no
You'd just rather watch me fall
From a quarter mile, I can see you at the call
Think about it, or I won't tell you what I saw
When you break it off, you'll see who had it all
You had it all

*cue dubstep*

Joy: You said you wanted to fall into Oblivion
Forget about the world we're living in
Fall into Oblivion
I'm going in!

All: *jams out to background music*

Joy: Fall into OblivionFall into Oblivion
Forget about the world we're living in
Fall into Oblivion
I'm going in!You can't fall asleep when you're counting stars
Get it together
Now you wanna see me fall
From a quarter mile, I can see you at the call
Think about it, or I won't tell you what I saw
When you break it off, you'll see who had it all
You had it allYou said you wanted to fall into Oblivion
Forget about the world we're living in
Fall into Oblivion
I'm going in!Fall into OblivionFall into Oblivion
Forget about the world we're living in
Fall into Oblivion
I'm going in!

Kelp: See, when you sing that, it's nice. 

Joy: But Bo Burnham is bad?

Kelp: Yes.

Joy: I reject you.

Kelp: What?

Joy: NEVER INSULT BO BURNHAM, HE IS THE KING.

Nightflyer: Weasley is our king,

Joy: NO IT'S BO BURNHAM.

Haze: Okay! Air's turn!

Air: *flips through the lyrics*

Air: Why so I have to sing- OH MY MOONS, YES. THANK YOU.

*music starts*

Air: You're so hypnotizing

Air: COULD YOU BE THE DEVIL, COULD YOU BE AN ANGEL!
Your touch magnetizing
Feels like I'm floating, leaves my body glowingThey say be afraid
You're not like the others, futuristic lovers
Different DNA, they don't understand youYou're from a whole other world
A different dimension
You open my eyes
And I'm ready to go, lead me into the lightKiss me, k-k-kiss me
Infect me with your love and fill me with your poison
Take me, t-t-take me
Wanna be a victim, ready for abduction
Boy, you're an alien, your touch so foreign
Its SUPERNATURAL, extraterrestrialYou're so supersonic
Wanna feel your powers, stun me with your lasers
Your kiss is cosmic, every move is magicYou're from a whole other world
A different dimension
You open my eyes
And I'm ready to go, lead me into the lightKiss me, k-k-kiss me
Infect me with your love, and fill me with your poison
Take me, t-t-take me
Wanna be your victim, ready for abduction
Boy, you're an alien, your touch so foreign
Its SuPeRnAtUrAl, extraterrestrialThere is this transcendental, on another level
Boy, you're my lucky star
I wanna walk on your wave length
And be there when you vibrate
For you I risk it all, allKiss me, k-k-kiss me
Infect me with your love and fill me with your poison
Take me, t-t-take me
Wanna be your victim, ready for abduction
Boy, you're an alien, your touch so foreign
It's sUpErNaTuRaL, extraterrestrial
Extraterrestrial, extraterrestrialBoy, you're an alien, your touch so foreign
Its SUPERNATURAL, EXTRATERRESTRIAL!!!!!

Hosts: *claps*

Air: That's gonna be one of my favorite songs now.

Nightflyer: Good to know.

Joy: And now that the dare's done.....

Kelp: *facetalons*

Joy: You want a guy that's sweet, a guy that's tough

A feminist who likes to pay for stuff

The kind of guy that gets along with your friends

Without being attracted to any of them

A good boy, a bad boy; a good bad boy;

A half good, half bad, half boy

Loves your brothers, sensitive but not weak and

Is a great lover, calls your mother on the weekend

Now you might think that this guy only exists in your mind

Guess what: You're right!

All: If you want love, lower your expectations!

Because Prince Charming would never settle for you~

If you want love, just pick a guy and love him

And if he's got a thing for feet, say "fuck it, sweep me off 'em"

Kelp: Screw it.

Kelp: You want a girl that's nice, a girl that's not

Obsessed with her looks, but is insanely hot

The kind of girl that you can show to your folks

Loves the movies that you like and always laughs at your jokes

A real girl, a hot girl; a really hot girl;

A brand new, really hot, real doll

Wants to impress you, doesn't care if you notice

And only ever uses you to tickle her throat with...

Now you might think that this girl only exists in your mind

But she's real, but last week she died!

All: IF YOU WANT LOVE, LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS!

All: *continues singing Bo Burnham*