Air: So, the country music station got left on, and now I have a song stuck in my head.

Joy: What song is it?

Air: Save a horse, Ride a cowboy.

Joy:........

Joy: Air, do you even know what that means?

Air: No.

Joy: Good. Let's keep it that way. *walks away*

Air: What- Joy! 

Air: *follows her*

Air: TELL ME WHAT IT MEAAAAAANNNNNNSSSSS!

Joy: I'll tell you when you're older!

Air: BUT I'M OLDER NOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

*players appear*

Carnelian: Why are we still here? I feel like we're always here.

Turtle: When is it the DOD's turn? We need a break!

Moon: Yeah! Give us a break!

Carnelian: Shut up Moon, nobody asked you.

Moon:......

Seashell: I feel your pain, Moon.

Air: You brave little soldier.

Nightflyer: Oh no.

Air: *hugs Seashell and Moon*

Air: I ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR PAIN. YOU'RE TOO PRECIOUS FOR THIS WORLD.

Seashell: Get her off. PLEASE.

Joy: Cause I saddle up my horse, And I ride into the city. I make a lot of noise, Cause the girls, They are so pretty

Kelp: Uuhhhhhh, Joy?

Joy: What? Sorry, Air got a song stuck in my head.

Air: TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS!

Rainkeeper: What does it MEAN?

Seashell: What do you mean? When you nod your head yes, But-

Joy: *takes chair*

Joy: *smashes chair over Seashell's head*

Seashell: OW! WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?

Joy: THIS. IS. A. BEAVER. FREE. ZONE.

Joy: THAT'S RULE NUMBER ONE!!!!

Air: I thought rule number one was no dogs in the car.

Rainkeeper: I thought it was you can't turn down a dare.

Nightflyer: I thought it was you should never take a joint form a guy named Don.

Seashell: I thought it was never insult Supernatural in front of Air!

Joy: Those are numbers 4, 2, 3, and 6 of the rules.

Nightflyer: It bugs me that that's not in numerical order.

Joy: SCREW YOUR NUMERICAL ORDER.

Air: Pi isn't in numerical order.

Rainkeeper: I have the first 35 digits of pi memorized, and I will rap them any time you want me too.

Kelp:........*grabs iPhone*

Kelp: Siri, rap for me.

Siri: Boots and cats and Boots and cats and Boots and cats and Boots and cats and-

Kelp: I'm waiting.

Rainkeeper: *raps* 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028

Kelp: I am impressed.

Joy: Why list pi when you could make a friends reference.

Kelp: What Friends reference ciuld you possibly make-

Joy: You could start out with a little one. A two. A one two three. A three. A five. A four three. A three two. A two four six. Two four six. Four. Two. Two. Four seven. Five seven. Six seven. Seven. Seven seven seven seven.

Kelp:.......

Joy:.....

Kelp: *leaves*

Joy: Ha.

Players:.........

Winter: The hell?

Qibli: What's the dare?

Joy: Oh, we need Kinkajou to fulfill a promise she made to Turtle.

Kinkajou:.....I made a promise to Turtle?

Rainkeeper: Oh yeah you did.

Air: Nightflyer, CUE THE BOOK QUJOTE!

Nightflyer: *opens up Wings of Fire book 9: Talons of Power*

Nightflyer: "You can be the idea dragon, and I can be the WHAM BAM SHOVE A PINEAPPLE UP HIS SNOUT dragon!"

Kinkajou: So you want me to shove a pineapple up Darkstalker's snout?

Seashell: No.

Joy: We want you to shove Pineapple up Darkstalker's snout.

Players:..........

Kinkajou: I'm in.

Turtle: How the hell.

Qibli: I don't think that's possible-

Seashell: That's the point *snaps talons*

*Pineapple and Darkstalker appear*

Joy: Hi Pineapple! 

Pineapple: Hello Bitch.

Kelp: *burst into the room with a sword*

Kelp: I heard that you were talkin shit and you didn't think that I would HEAR IT.

Carnelian: This shit's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S! 

Air: IT's not Bananas, it's Pineapple.

Rainkeeper: Darkstalker, sit and behave for Kinkajou or we'll shove you back under the mountain, got it?

Darkstalker: Yeah yeah.

Joy: You know, we never dealt with Darkstalker in our glorybringer series.

Nightflyer: He's awake, just stuck under the mountain still.

Moon: Well that's stupid.

Joy: NO, It's SMART. YOU SHOULDN'T RELEASE MOUNTAIN SIZED MONSTER DRAGONS, NO MATTER WHAT THEY TELL YOU.

Moon: He was my friend!

Nightflyer: You know who else was somebody's friend? Peter Pettigrew! AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!

Moon: I made ONE mistake-

Seashell: Dozens, really.

Moon: Well....PERIL'S THE ONE WHO LET HIM OUT!

Air: DON'T BLAME THIS ON PERIL! She's the Castiel of Wings of Fire!

Umber: How?

Air: She always has good intentions but usually ends up making things worse by trying to help.

Umber:....I can see it.

Kinkajou: Darkstalker, I'm gonna need you to tilt your snout up, thank you.

Kinkajou: *examines Darkstalker's snout*

Kinkajou: Hmmmmmm

Kinkajou: M'kay, that should work. Pineapple! Come here!

Pineapple: No.

Kinkajou: Yes.

Pineapple: You can't tell me what to do.

Kelp: *raises sword*

Pineapple: I've slit your throat once before, Seawing, I'll do it again.

Kelp: *silently hands sword to Joy*

Pineapple: OKAY, I'll listen!

Pineapple: *walks over*

Pineapple: What?

Kinkajou: *lines her up with Darkstalker's snout*

Kinkajou: AAAAaaaaaaannnnnnnd, here we go.

Kinkajou: WHAM! BAM!

Kinkajou: *shoves Pineapple up Darkstalker's snout*

Darkstalker: *screams*

Pineapple: *is half stuffed up Darkstalker's snout and trying to escape*

Turtle: *bursts out laughing*

Kinkajou: See this is why you're the idea dragon.

Darkstalker: *starts running circles and yelling*

Joy: This. This is justice well served.

Darkstalker: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY SNOUT!!

Pineapple: *claws at Darkstalker's snout*

Rainkeeper: *facetalons*

Kelp: We should've done this ages ago.

Joy: Yes. Yes we should have.

All: *watches Darkstalker go on a crazy rampage with Pineapple stuck up his snout*

A/N: I'm so glad this was dared, because SmallButDeadlySunny made me this a few years ago, and now I can finally use it.