Nightflyer: so we finished Dragonslayer

Air: And will be avoiding major spoilers, so you should be reasonably safe.

Joy: Well, safe as anyone is in this game.

Rainkeeper: I kinda wanna ship Violet and Daffodil. Just sayin

Joy: *still laughing about Rowan's name*

*players appear*

Glory: Hey MurderBasket.

Deathbringer: Oh hey.

Deathbringer: wAit.

Deathbringer: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT NAME!??!?!?!?!?!

Glory: SCAVENGERS GIVE YOU THE HEEBIE JEEBIES, HUH?

Deathbringer: IT WAS WEIRD, OKAY!

Glory: No, it was HILARIOUS. I haven't laughed that hard since before I met you.

Deathbringer: Ouch.

Peril: Is anyone else confused?

Kinkajou: Yes.

Turtle: No.

Air: Believe me, Peril, if you knew what went down in Dragonslayer, you'd be a LOT more confused.

Peril:.....Okaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy?

Amber: Someone needs to take away my musical privileges.

Rainkeeper: WHAT! WHY?

Amber: BECAUSE I HAVE 'Big Blonde and Beautiful' FROM HAIRSPRAY STUCK IN MY HEAD AND AS FABULOUS AS JOHN TRAVOLTA LOOKS IN DRAG, I DON'T NEED HIS DANCE MOVES PLAYING IN MY HEAD 14/7.

Nightflyer: Don't you mean 24/7?

Amber: I count the hours I'm awake, nothing more.

Air: Amber, you have the exact opposite of a problem right now. You can never have too much musical.

Rainkeeper: Did you hear the word?

Joy: What's the word?

Rainkeeper: He's a coming.

Seashell: Who's a coming?

Hosts: He's a wiggly snig, And a sniggly wiggly (Yeah!)

Air: A fwendy-wend, That makes you giggly!

Kelp: He's an underwater creature from outta this world, A bestest fwendy-wend

Seashell: To all the boys and girls

Nightflyer: He's a wiggly wig, A snuggle poo

Hosts: And a wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, Wiggle wiggle wiggle with you!!!

Players: *slowly backing away in fear*

Hosts: His name is Wiggly
And he's here to say
His belly's squishy
Puts a smile on your face
Just tickle his belly-well
And he will saaaayyy
I wuv you.

Riptide: What is happening....

Sunny: It's official. They've gotten to the hosts.

Deathbringer: *cocks shotgun*

Deathbringer: It's time to take them out. 

*Ander randomly appears and starts singing creepily*

Ander: Do you all see what I see? What I knoow, What I seee, Do you all see the memories, 
Tomorrow reminds me
Tomorrow will come
Tomorrow won't come
Tomorrow come today
Tomorrow will come
Tomorrow won't come
Will tomorrow come today?
And turn the liiiiiight off-

Joy: *sneaks up behind the players*

Joy: WHAT DO YOU WANT, PAUL?

Players: *screams and clings to each other*

Clay: WHAT IS THIS?!?!

Moon: IS TODAY'S DARE FOR YOU TO JUST TERRIFY US WITH STARKID MUSICALS?!?!

Rainkeeper: No, actually we just wanted to make you all aware that Black Friday, sequel to the Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, is officially on YouTube and available for digital download and other such things and YOU SHOULD ALL GO WATCH IT BECAUSE STARKID IS AMAZING.

Nightflyer: And by the three moons, we are Starkid trash around here.

Qibli: So what is today's dare?

Winter: SHUSH, DON'T REMIND THEM!!!

Joy: Oh I'm so glad you asked!

Winter: DAMMIT QIBLI.

Turtle: WHY DO YOU RUIN EVERYTHING?

Qibli: Name ONE thing I've ruined, and don't sa-

Turtle: Animus magic.

Qibli: ANIMUS MAGIC.

Sunny: You messed up the Sandwing Stronghold pretty bad with that sandstorm,

Qibli: You make ONE mista-

Kinkajou: Weren't you supposed to keep an eye on Ostrich and instead you let her get kidnapped?

Qibli:....WE WERE BUS-

Glory: And as one of the ONLY dragons in your traveling party, shouldn't you have protected Kinkajou from Chameleon when he attacked you guys instead of letting her GET KNOCKED INTO A COMA-

Qibli: OKAY, WE GET IT! I MESS UP A LOT!

Peril: This is why your mother sold you.

Qibli:.......SHUT UP.

Rainkeeper: We'll be returning to an old favorite dare today.

Joy: *gasps* DEADLY MUSICAL CHAIRS???

Rainkeeper: No.

Air: Air Rifles were fun.

Rainkeeper: No. I'm talking about seven minute sin heaven.

Nightflyer: Don't you mean seven minutes IN heaven?

Rainkeeper: No, we're changing it to seven minute sin heaven now.

Nightflyer:...... *grammatical screaming*

Seashell: Hey Nightflyer, I have a joke for you.

Nightflyer: Okay?

Seashell: How many grammar nazis does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nightflyer: Uh-

Seashell: Too.

Nightflyer: *screams and tackles Seashell*

Tsunami: So! Can we go do the seven minutes or whatever it's called like now? Please?

Kelp: Well, if you're all that eager to start, then I guess so.

Players: *cheer*

Rainkeeper: Here's your pairings for today. Clay and Scarlet-

Clay: .....

Clay:....... What?

Joy: Tsunami and Webs,

Tsunami:.....*pained, disturbed noise*

Air: Glory and Kestrel-

Glory: nO

Kelp: Starflight and Peril,

Peril: *starts gagging*

Starflight: *disgusted and afraid*

Nightflyer: Sunny and Morrowseer,

Sunny: CAN I JUST DIE INSTEAD THANKS

Seashell: Riptide and Coral

Riptide: I'm gonna throw up.

Tsunami: I'm right there with you.

Riptide: No, I mean, I'm ACTUALLY going to vomit *starts heaving*

Air: Deathbringer and Blister,

Deathbringer: HA!

Deathbringer: Ha. 

Deathbringer: You're joking, right? You have to be joking. There's no way.

Hosts: *stare at him*

Deathbringer: There's NO WAY.

Joy: *raises sword*

Deathbringer: NOPE. You'd be doing me a favor if you killed me, mija, it's- it's not happening.

Kelp: Flame and Fatespeaker

Fatespekaer: *loud screech*

Fatespeaker: ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!

Amber: YEAH, THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND!

Fatespeaker: YEAH, THAT'S HIS BOYFRIEND!

Nightflyer: Winter and Kinkajou,

Winter: NO.

Kinkajou: Eh, weirder things have happened.

Rainkeeper: Turtle and Carnelian,

Carnelian: NOPE, I REJECT THIS, I'M A HAPPILY MARRIED DRAGON AND I REFUSE TO PUT MY MARRIAGE AT RISK BY CHEATING ON HER.

Turtle: I have a note. *passes piece of paper to the hosts*

Turtle is medically ordered to not undergo any dares in T or D that would prove harmful to his physical or mental health. Thank you for your cooperation, 

signed Doctor Firebringer

Rainkeeper: Yeah, that's not gonna work.

Turtle: But-

Joy: PFFT, Doctor FIREBRINGER?? You can't fool us with Starkid references, bud.

Turtle: IT'S NOT A-

Joy: *tears the note up*

Kelp: Next?

Air: Our last two pairing are Darkstalker and the entire Nightwing/Icewing tribes-

Deathbringer: I IDENTIFY AS A RAINWING.

Moon: I'M LEGALLY DEAD. *slits throat*

Winter: OH! OKAY! *snaps his neck*

Starflight: I'M A MEMBER OF THE SCAVENGER TRIBE AND AM NO LONGER A DRAGON.

Fatespeaker: I'M A BUTTERFLYWING.

Sunny: You mean Silkwing?

Fatespeaker: WE PREFER THE TERM BUTTERFLYWING, SUNNY, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND US.

Nightflyer: I'm a host, I don't count.

Joy: Hybrids don't either, MOVING ON!

Air: and the last pairing is Joy and Macaw.

Joy: *burns the dare paper* No.

Air: You can't just-

Joy: I'm a bubblegum bitch, I do what I want.

Hosts: *force players, kicking and screaming, into the closets*

Nightflyer: Okay, I have to ask. Where did we get the closets?

Air: Dean Winchester gave me the name of a guy who does excellent closet work. I think we're keeping him in business, honestly.

Joy: MORE CLOSETS!

Kelp: MORE WINE! MORE FOOD! MORE TABLE!!!

*seven minutes later*

Clay: *runs out screaming*

Scarlet: *chases after him* I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!

Tsunami: Kill me, kill me NOW.

Joy: *unsheathes sword*

Joy: You got it. Anybody else need the sweet relief of death?

Riptide: ME.

Deathbringer: PLEASE.

Glory: JUST KILL US ALL MAKE IT EASIER.

Joy: *shrugs* Okay!

Players: *start screaming*