Seashell: So I found a bunch of older musicians that I really like.

Air: Like who?

Seashell: Oh you know, classics like Madonna, Cher,Cyndi Lauper-

Air: Good choices, good choices...

Seashell: Celine Dion-

Air: *hits Seashell with a chair*

Seashell: WHAT THE HELL!!!

Air: No Dion in this house.

Seashell: WE'RE NOT EVEN IN A HOUSE!!!!

Joy: And don't diss Celine! The song she did for the opening of Deadpool 2 was pretty great!

Air:....As much as Ashes is the exception, she is not allowed. *hits Joy with a chair*

*players appear*

Qibli: Hey guy- Wait why are Seashell and Joy bleeding?

Joy: Air has a chair.

Seashell: And we like Celine Dion.

Nightflyer: Idiots.

Rainkeeper: So we're gonna jump right into the dare today.

Carnelian: Oh no.

Kelp: Oh relax, it's an old favorite.

Players: *back away in fear*

Moon: WE HAVE NO FAVORITE DARES, EVERYTHING IS HELL HERE!

Rainkeeper: Really. Not a SINGLE dare is your favorite?

Amber: I mean the singing ones aren't that bad...

Kinkajou: I had fun when we went to the shooting range!

Carnelian: Watching Winter die and suffer is always amusing.

Winter: Relaying the moment the history cave exploded and killed Carnelian is one of my favorite memories.

Carnelian: Hey Winter, wanna play Fronthand Backhand?

Winter: What's that?

Carnelian: A fun game. Just pick front hand or back hand.

Winter: Um.... Back hand?

Carnelian: *bitch slaps Winter*

Winter: OW!!!!

Qibli: Oooooo, I like this. Front hand!

Carnelian: *slaps Winter*

Winter: I DIDN'T EVEN SAY IT-

Carnelian: Doesn't matter.

Joy: As much as I'm enjoying this game, CAN WE MOVE ON BECAUSE THE DARE IS SEVEN MINUTE IN HEAVEN.

Players: *gasp*

Air: With no tricks or catches or secret cameras.

Players: *gasp*

Turtle: There's gotta be something evil about this.

Seashell: Nope! We're just counting it as a Winter dare because everyone wants to see how him being a girl affects his relationship with Moon and Qibli.

Winter: How many girls dares do I have left?

All: *looks at Nightflyer*

Nightflyer: 10?

Air: So how is this affecting your relationship?

Qibli: Oh I can tell you how it's affecting us.

Moon: IT'S HORRIBLE.

Qibli: IT'S AWESOME, I'VE GOT THREE GIRLS THAT WANT TO DATE ME NOW.

Winter: I AM NOT A GIRL.

Amber: AND AS A STRAIGHT GIRL, I HAVE MORE OPTIONS NOW SO I DON'T THINK I WANT TO GET INVOLVED IN YOUR CRAZY LOVE TRIANGLE.

Carnelian: I still- I still can't see you as straight.

Amber: I know. It's WEIRD.

Turtle: What are the Seven minutes in heaven pairings?

Air: You and Kinkajou, obviously.

Kinkajou: YAY! *high fives Turtle*

Rainkeeper: And Winter and Moon.

Winter: YES

Moon: WHY

Joy: Because we enjoy making you all extremely uncomfortable.

Kelp: Oh, and Amber and Qibli.

Qibli: Okay, I can roll with that.

Amber: I need to get a boyfriend.

Qibli: Good luck finding one when you're still married to Carnelian.

Carnelian: Excuse me, it's a FRIENDSHIP MARRIAGE, and if Ruby doesn't mind then neither should any of Amber's boyfriends.

Players: *rolls eyes and goes to their closets*

Carnelian: Sooooo, I just wait here then?

Nightflyer: Nah, we'll be nice.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Ruby appears*

Carnelian: YES! *drags Ruby into another closet*

Joy: I gotta admit- Amber and Carnelian's friendship is one of my favorite things about this game.

Air: SAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEE

Rainkeeper: I love it when all the forgotten characters become friends.

Air: *coughs* Adam and Michael *coughs*

Hosts: *fall silent and watch the clock*

Hosts:...........

Nightflyer: Soooo, are we just gonna sit here for seven minutes and do nothing?

Kelp: I mean I guess so. It's not like we have any players to bother....

Rainkeeper: We could play cards.

Seashell: And have me lose all my money to you in poker again? No thank you.

Hosts:.......

Nightflyer: So, IS EVERYBODY READY FOR BLACK FRIDAY?

Joy: Black Friday's in November.

Nightflyer: No, it's in February!

Air: What?

Nightflyer: Oh come on....NOBODY?

Rainkeeper: Explain.

Nightflyer: BLACK FRIDAY IS THE NEW HORROR/COMEDY MUSICAL THAT STARKID IS COMING OUT WITH! IT'S THE SEQUEL TO THE GUY WHO DIDN'T LIKE MUSICALS, AKA ONE OF MY FAVORITE MUSICALS OF ALL TIME?!?!!?!?

Joy: Wait.... A horror musical?

Nightflyer: YES!

Joy: Okay, that actually sounds interesting.

Air: Starkid is wonderful- they put all their shows out on Youtube for free.

Rainkeeper: We need more people like them in the world.

Kelp: True.

Seashell: Are we just shamelessly promoting Starkid because we're bored?

Nightflyer: Yes. Yes we are.

Joy: I wish we got paid for the stuff we referenced.

Rainkeeper: If we did that, we'd be rolling in money.

Air: I've never liked that expression. I feel like you'd get a lot of papercuts if you actually rolled in money....

Kelp: Spoken like someone who's never tried it.

Seashell: When have you ever rolled in money? And why?

Kelp:..........

Joy:.........

Joy: OH LOOK IT'S BEEN SEVEN MINUTES.

*players leave the closets*

Kinkajou/Turtle: *giggling and happy*

Carnelian: *smiling for once*

Amber: *pleased*

Qibli: *intrigued*

Winter: *mad*

Moon: *confused*

Winter: IT WASN'T THAT BAD-

Moon: I JUST DON'T LIKE GIRLS, OKAY?

Winter: BUT YOU SAID YOU LIKED ME!

Moon: I DO, JUST.... NOT GIRLS!

Carnelian: As someone you once flirted with, I feel insulted.

Kinkajou: As someone she once married, so do I.

Carnelian: YOU MIGHT BE PAN MOON, FACE IT.

Moon: No! I'm not!

Qibli: Spoken like a true closet case.

Moon: I'M NOT URRGGHHHHHH!!! *storms away*

Joy: Spoken like a man with his hand stuck in the cookie jar. 

Joy: In a cookie factory. 

Joy: And his pants are down. 

Joy: And they're on fire.

Nightflyer: DECEIT!

Joy: FALSEHOOD!!!