Seashell: After trying SO MANY DIFFERENT METHODS of recording everyone's dares and when to do them, I think we've come up with the best solution.

Seashell: It's a jar. Stuffed with dares.

Rainkeeper: And I know for a FACT that there's over 200, no exaggeration, because we tried to put them on a wheel, and the wheel only allowed 200 choices, and we still had more when we reached that.

Seashell: and then it crashed. Your dares broke the wheel.

Rainkeeper: So now we just spent half the day writing down every single day we have to do, and stuffing them in the jar.

Seashell: So now we officially have all your dares, and will get to them whenever we reach into the jar and happen to pull yours out.

Rainkeeper: Please be patient. It's completely random now. We have no control.

*players appear*

Deathbringer: *holds up dare excuse piece of paper*

Deathbringer: Oh, what's this? A Get out of two dares free card? All for me?

Deathbringer: Why, what EVER will I do with THIS?

Players:.......

Qibli: If we steal the paper, can we get out of two dares?

Nightflyer: Sadly, no.

Deathbringer: Makes sense, since it's MY NAME ON THE PAPER! HA! TAKE THAT, SUCKERS!

Glory: You murdered me for that paper. Hope it was worth it.

Deathbringer: Glory, darling, I love you....BUT IT WAS TOTALLY FUCKING WORTH IT!

Winter: Oh, shut up already.

Deathbringer: NEVER, YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?

Winter: No.

Deathbringer: Because you ALWAYS HAVE BEEN, AND ALWAYS WILL BE,

Deathbringer: A BUTT TRUMPET!

Deathbringer: Because YOU have a TRUMPETING BUTT!

Winter: NO I DON'T.

Deathbringer: *imitates Lupin from this video*

https://youtu.be/rAdx8bQKJX0

Deathbringer: HA, who looks stupid now? YOU DO.

Glory:.....Are you sure about that, Deathbringer? Are you REALLY sure?

Peril: Can we get to the dare before my patience runs out and I kill Deathbringer?

Deathbringer: You're just salty cause you LOST. 

Deathbringer: *clicks on stereo blasting Pitbull music and starts dancing*

DOD: *stares at Glory*

Glory:... It's purely physical, honestly, I don't understand what goes on in his head, nor do I care.

Sunny: Makes sense.

Joy: SPEAKING OF DARES,

Turtle: No one mentioned dares.

Joy:....SHUT UP.

Joy: You all have to go kill my friend Pennywise.

Starflight: As in....the clown that lives in the sewers?

Joy: Yup!

Seashell: But we're turning you into scavengers for it.

Qibli: We have to be SCAVENGERS?

Winter: NOOOOOOO,

Deathvringer: HA! Oh, I finally beat you, didn't I, Potter? *struts over to Winter* What do you think of that, huh? I'M THE CHAMPION THIS TIME!

Nightflyer: Deathbringer, would you sit down, you little shit.

Nightflyer: As much as I appreciate the AVPS references, it just makes everybody else want you dead.

Riptide: *looks at watch*

Riptide: I'd say Tsunami's patience is going to last another ten seconds at most.

Tsunami: *fuming* Ten...Nine...

Kelp: Oh no, GUYS GET THE DARE STARTED BEFORE WE DIE!

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*all players but Deathbringer turn into scavengers*

Deathbringer: Aww, you're all so tiny now. I could crush you easily- JUST LIKE I DID IN THE HUNGER GAMES!

Glory: DEATHY, I SWEAR, I WILL SMOTHER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.

Deathbringer: Okay, I'll stop.

Deathbringer:...For now....

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*all players but Deathbringer are sent to Derry, Maine*

Sunny: So, did anybody actually read IT?

All: *looks at Starflight*

Starflight:....Believe it or not, NO, I haven't. Don't like horror.

Turtle: I have. 

Kinkajou: Then tell us how to kill it!

Turtle: Um, Silver bullet, I think?

Turtle: But Pennywise is just one form. IT transforms into your fears and targets children.

All:......

Glory: So, guard Kinkajou extra close, then.

Kinkajou: HEY! I'm not a child! I'm older than Moon!

Qibli: Yes, but you're most likely to have a child's fear, therefore making you most vulnerable to an attack from Penny-

Umber: OH MY MOONS, LOOK! SOMEBODY LEFT A BAG OF SKITTLES IN THE SEWERS!

Carnelian: WAIT, UMBER NO-

Umber: *gets arm ripped off and dies*

All: *screams*

Turtle: Or.... I guess it could turn into your desires too?

Pennywise: *turns into a Nightwing*

Kinkajou: NOPE, IT'S FEAR. IT'S DEFINITELY FEAR.

Moon: Who is that? I've never seen that Nightwing before.

Turtle: Kinkajou, what-

Kinkajou: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, TURTLE I WANNA GO HOME!!!

Carnelian: Well, if we can't go home until we kill this thing.... *jumps in sewers to attack it*

Peril: CARNELIAN WAIT, REMEMBER THAT YOU'RE A-

Carnelian: *screams*

Peril: Scavenger....

Riptide: Oh, she dead.

Glory: So....Silver bullets. Anybody got any?

Qibli: Gonna go out on a limb and say no.

Clay: Wait, I got this.

Tsunami: YOU? REALLY-

Clay: AIIIIIRRRRR!!!!

Air: *appears* 

Air: Yeah?

Clay: We're fighting a werewolf and we need some silver bullets.

Air: Oh, okay, here you go! *dumps out a box with thousands of silver bullets in it*

Peril: Why do you have so many....

Air: *shrugs* Stole a box from Joy's armory. Besides, you can kill a lot of stuff with silver.

Air: *disappears*

Tsunami: See, I would say 'Great plan, Clay!' except that WE DON'T HAVE A GUN TO USE THE BULLETS WITH.

Starflight: Hey, we're scavengers, let's go buy one!

Glory: Do YOU have a pistol permit?

Starflight: Well... no....

Glory: Then it ain't gonna happen.

Kinkajou: Wait, okay, crazy idea, hear me out. *grabs silver bullet*

Turtle: Kinkajou, what are you doing?

Kinkajou: Just trust me! *jumps in sewer with Pennywise*

Turtle: KINKAJOU, NO, WHAT ARE YOU-

Kinkajou: *tries to shove silver bullet in Pennywise's eye*

Pennywise: You'll float too!

Kinkajou: Wait, why would I want to flo-AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Turtle: KINKAJOU!!! *dives into the sewer after her*

Tsunami: TURTLE, YOU IDIOT, GET BACK HERE! *goes in sewer*

Riptide/Sunny/Starflight/Clay/Glory: TSUNAMI!!!! *dives in sewer*

Peril: CLAY NO, YOU DOOFUS! *dives in sewer*

Fatespeaker: DON'T HAVE FUN WITHOUT MEEE!!! *dives in sewer*

Moon:.........

Winter:.........

Qibli:.........

Qibli: ARE WE THE ONLY INTELLIGENT ONES?!?!?

Winter: No, I'm the only intelligent one, because I'm the only one doing this. *runs away*

Moon:......Dude's got a point.

Qibli: *sighs* You're all stupid.

Qibli: *makes a slingshot and launches a silver bullet out of it and kills Pennywise*

Qibli: YOUR MOVE, EVIL CLOWN!

Pennywise: *slowly morphs into Vulture*

Qibli: Well....Shit.

Moon/Qibli: *screams*