Hosts: *lying on the floor in extreme pain*

Hosts: *unanimously screech*

Rainkeeper: *walks in*

Rainkeeper:.....What happened?

Joy: SHIPS. THAT'S WHAT.

Air: *let out unintelligible cry of anguish*

Rainkeeper:....What ship could cause this?

Seashell: FOURTRIS.

Air: DESTIEL.

Joy: MORAZRIEL.

Nightflyer: REMADORA.

Rainkeeper:......*drops to the floor and screeches*

Joy: What did you remember?

Rainkeeper: NAVRINA.

Hosts: *screams*

*players appear*

JW:......

Qibli: Why are you all on the floor?

Rainkeeper: Lie down with me, Watson.

Kinkajou: *drops to the floor*

Moon: *drops*

Winter: What is going on?

Kinkajou: FEEEEEEEELS!!!!!

Moon: The knowledge that your perfect ship can never be canon!

Joy: It's not faaaaaaiir!!!!!!

Rainkeeper: *starts crying*

Air: WHY CAN'T THEY BE GAY?

Joy: WHY DID SHE HAVE TO BE GAY?

Nightflyer: WHY DIDN'T TONKS CONVINCE REMUS TO STAY HOME WITH HER AND TEDDY?

Seashell: WHY DID SHE THINK CALEB DESERVED TO LIVE? 

Moon: WHY DO THEY BOTH HAVE TO IN LOVE WITH ME AND NOT EACH OTHER?

Rainkeeper: WWWWHHHYYYYY?!?!?!?

Players:......

Turtle: So do we have a dare for today or....

Nightflyer: Oh yeah, this'll be fun.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Jade Winglet appears in a car*

Joy: You're going on a road trip!

Air: For seven hours!

Nightflyer: Why is six afraid of seven?

Rainkeeper: Because seven is a grief-stricken badass who has nothing to lose anymore. 

Air: I assume it's because seven is a prime number and prime numbers can be intimidating.

Nightflyer:.......Sure?

Seashell: Seven hours in a car is nothing.

Joy: Yes, but seven hours in a car, with six other dragons you hate, and a too small space for seven dragons, is like hell.

Rainkeeper: This'll be fun.

*one hour later*

JW: *sitting in silence*

Winter: *driving the car, because no one wanted to sit next to him*

Moon: *in the passenger seat*

Turtle/Carnelian/Qibli: *smushed together in the backseat*

Kinkajou/Umber: *hanging out in the third row seats*

Kinkajou: *leans over the seat*

Kinkajou: Hi Turtle.

Turtle: Hi Kinkajou.

Kinkajou: Wazzup?

Turtle: Carnelian's elbow is stuck in my ribs. That's what.

Carnelian: Well, if Qibli would MOVE his stupid tail barb, you wouldn't have that issue.

Qibli: Well, if SOMEBODY would've let me sit in the BACK, you wouldn't have to worry about my tail barb!

Umber: Hey, I got here first, freckles, deal with it!

Kinkajou: I'll switch with Carnelian.

Carnelian: HELL NO. I'm not getting stuck back there with Umber!

Umber: Oh that's it! *gives Carnelian a wet willie*

Carnelian: *screeches and lunges for Umber*

Moon: Carnelian! Sit down! 

Umber: *screams*

Kinkajou: *somehow gets shoved into the backseat and lands in Turtle's lap*

Turtle: Oh. hello.

Kinkajou: This is much better.

Umber: *pulls Qibli's tail*

Qibli: OW! Hey!!

Moon: Stop it, all of you! Qibli, watch your tail! Carnelian, leave Umber alone! Umber, stop annoying Carnelian, and- KINKAJOU QUIT MAKING OUT WITH TURTLE THIS IS NOT THE TIME!

Kinkajou: But it's fuuuun!

Moon: *swats at them*

All: *arguing and fighting over everything*

Winter: DON'T MAKE ME COME BACK THERE!

All: *pauses*

JW: *sits down and fumes*

Seashell: Only an hour in, and they're already fighting.

Joy: *eating popcorn* This is nice.

*three hours later*

Moon: Winter, didn't we already pass that exit?

Winter: No.

Moon: Yes we did.

Winter: NO, we didn't.

Qibli: Yes we did.

Winter: Shut up Qibli.

Moon: You DO know where you're going, right?

Winter: Of course I know where I'm going!

Carnelian: He has no idea what he's doing.

Winter: Carnelian, did I ASK for your opinion?

Moon: Don't talk to her like that.

Winter: I do what I want.

Moon: Well, seeing as we're driving in circles, I'd say that's not working out for you.

Winter:.......

Winter: *shoves Moon*

 Qibli: Hey! Don't you SHOVE her!

Winter: I said, SHUT UP QIBLI.

Carnelian: EW, Kinkajou! Get your feet off me!

Kinkajou: *sticks her tongue out at Carnelian*

Turtle: Kinkajou, behave.

Carnelian: Yeah, KINKAJOU.

Umber: Would you all stop fighting?

Moon: And what would you rather have up do, Umber?

Umber: We could play I Spy!

Moon: That sounds-

Winter: Stupid.

Moon:.....Like FUN. Turtle, you start.

Turtle: I spy, with my little eye....

Carnelian: *punches Turtle in th eye*

Carnelian: NOTHING! HA!

Turtle: OW!!! 

Kinkajou: THAT'S IT! *attacks Carnelian*

Moon: Girls! Stop it!!

Qibli: *covers Winter's eyes*

Winter: QIBLI STOP IT I CAN'T SEE!

Qibli: TOO BAD FOR YOU!

Moon: *ends up in a sissy fight with Qibli*

Moon: Qibli! Stop it! He needs to see the road!

Qibli: He shoved you!

Umber: *starts throwing skittle bags at everyone*

Turtle: UMBER! QUIT IT WITH THE SKITTLES!

Umber: Taste the rainbow!

Turtle: Why don't YOU taste it! *force throws a packet of skittles down Umber's throat*

Moon: TURTLE! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT USING ANIMUS MAGIC ON YOUR FRIENDS!?

Kinkajou: *screams*

Carnelian: Not so TOUGH now, are y-

*BANG*

All: *lurches forward*

All:......

Umber: *coughs up skittles*

Qibli: What happened?

Winter: We CRASHED, you IDIOT, because you COVERED MY EYES!

All: *goes back to fighting*

Hosts:........

Joy: *sighs* Don't you just LOVE road trips?

Air: They're so much fun.