Permafrost: I don't get it.

Ander: You weren't there when the joke happened.

Permafrost: Neither were you!

Ander: *laughs*

Ander: I am everywhere at all times.

Permafrost:.......*slowly backs away*

*Hosts appear*

Rainkeeper: This is the STUPIDEST thing I will EVER do.

Ember: I dunno, you've done some pretty stupid things.

Rainkeeper:.....Keep that up and I won't let you marry my daughter.

Ember: Why, good sir! I can't believe they are forcing you to do something so dumb! You've never done an immature thing in the entirety of your life!

Nightflyer: Nice save.

Ember: Yep.

Haze: Soooooo, Rainkeeper has to go around to all the tribes and say that he's changed his name to Raisinkeeper.

Rainkeeper: Kill me now.

Shore: Let's get started!

Ander: Shoo toto, Shoo *Snaps talons*

Rainkeeper: *appears in Icewing Kingdom*

Snowfall: What do YOU want?

Rainkeeper: I'd just like to let you know that I'm officially changing my name to Raisinkeeper.

Snowfall:.....Wow. That's one long stupid name.

Rainkeeper: *gasps* YOU WATCH THE SIMPSONS!?!?!?

Snowfall: ONLY EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK WEIRD RAISIN DUDE!!!!

Rainkeeper: *freaks out and goes to the Sky Kingdom*

Ruby: Hey Rainkeeper. Sup?

Rainkeeper: It's not Rainkeeper anymore, it's RAISINKEEPER.

Ruby:......Raisinkeeper.

Rainkeeper: Yep.

Ruby:.......Is this a phase? Do dragonets just randomly change their names? Should I be worried? CLIFF!

Cliff: Yes mommy?

Ruby: Don't change your name.

Cliff: But what ifs I wants to be called Cliff the singer?

Ruby: That's okay.

Cliff: YAY! Who's dis?

Ruby: This is Prince Raisinkeeper.

Cliff:......Does you has raisins?

Rainkeeper: No.

Cliff: Then you're a LIAR! 

Rainkeeper: *factalons*

Cliff: Raisinkeeper, lie-reaper, fruit-sleeper, window-peeper!

Rainkeeper: I'm gonna go now.

Cliff: Mommy, can I write a song for the rainforest about prince Craisin-creeper?

Ruby: Of course you can sweetie, I'll send it to Glory.

Cliff: YAY!

Rainkeeper: *appears in Mud Kingdom*

Rainkeeper: I'M CHANGING MY NAME TO RAISINKEEPER.

Moorhen: .....But do you have raisins?

Rainkeeper: No.

Clay: Chocolate covered raisins?

Rainkeeper: No,

Reed: Yogurt covered raisins?

Rainkeeper: NO.

Pheasant: Craisin raisins?

Rainkeeper: NO!

Sora: Oatmeal raisin cookies?

Rainkeeper: I DON'T HAVE ANY RAISINS!!!!!!! *storms out*

Joy:.........

Nightflyer:.........

Air:..........

Seashell:.........Mood.

Joy: That's my brother.

Rainkeeper: *appears in Sand Kingdom*

Rainkeeper: My new name is Raisinkeeper and NO, I don't have raisins.

Thorn:........

Thorn: *bursts out laughing*

Thorn: You're JOKING, right?

Rainkeeper:.......No.

Thorn:.......Seriously?

Rainkeeper: Siriusly seriously.

Thorn:......Oh, your mother gonna lose her shit.

Rainkeeper: I'm aware.

Qibli: Wolf.

Rainkeeper: What?

Qibli: Lupout. *leaves*

Rainkeeper:.......?

Rainkeeper: *appears in Sea Kingdom*

Rainkeeper Hi-

Coral: I hate your sister.

Rainkeeper:.....I didn't say-

Coral: And her children. And her children's children.

Rainkeeper:......I changed my name....

Coral: Are you still related to HER?

Rainkeeper: Yeeeaaaah.

Coral: Then I hate you too. What's your name?

Rainkeeper: Raisinkeeper.

Coral:.........I've never understood the stupid names Rainwings give their children. Tell Kelp to go to hell.

Rainkeeper: No wonder your children poison you. 

Coral: Wait WHAT?

Rainkeeper: *appears in the Rainforest*

Glory: Rainkeeper! What a pleasant surprise!

Glory:.....We don't have to do another freaking dare, do we?

Rainkeeper: Nope.

Glory: Then carry on!

Rainkeeper: Oh, and just so you know, it's not Rainkeeper anymore.

Deathbringer/Glory:.......

Deathbringer: What do you mean?

Rainkeeper: My name's Raisinkeeper now.

Glory:.............................

Glory: No it's not.

Rainkeeper: Yes it is, I changed it.

Glory: No you didn't.

Rainkeeper:....Yes, I did.

Glory: Let me rephrase this. 

Glory: My son's name is Rainkeeper. If your name is Raisinkeeper, then get out of my palace.

Rainkeeper:.....So Joy can marry Seawing, Deathbringer can go nuts, and Shore can sneak out and go to adults only bars in the Sandwing kingdom, and nobody cares- But I change my name, and THAT'S what bothers you?!?!

Glory:.....Yeah.

Rainkeeper: WTF?!!?

Deathbringer: Besides, Raisinkeeper is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 

Rainkeeper: Not true! Heck, Rainkeeper's kinda dumb.

Deathbringer: No it isn't. Which is better- 

Deathbringer: I'm RAINKEEPER. Keeper of RAIN and all water from the sky, or 

Deathbringer: I'm RAISINKEEPER. I keep all the dried grapes!

Rainkeeper:.........Wow.

Joy: This is a great dare.

Rainkeeper: No, that was stupid.

Joy: *shrugs*

Joy: Stupid is as stupid does.