*players appear*

Moon: We're currently at war with the Gold Winglet.

Rainkeeper: Why-

Winter: Long story.

Turtle: Don't ask.

Kinkajou: We got them gooooood yesterday.

Joy: Oh three moons, what did you do?

Umber: Kinkajou and I wrote them a song.

Kinkajou: And Qibli composed it,

Qibli: And then we sang it to them.

Air: Sing iiiiitttttt!

JW: *cackles*

JW: There goes the Gold Winglet, rowing down the Delaware, chewing on their underwear, CAN'T AFFORD ANOTHER PAIR. Ten days later, BITTEN BY A POLAR BEAR, That's how the polar bear DIIIIIEEEEDDDDD!

Hosts:.......*applauds*

Joy: Oh, Moon, Qibli, Winter, here, you might enjoy this as much as me and Kelp did.

Moon: Is that a picture of your kids?

Kelp: it's an AWESOME picture of our kids.

Joy: Created by ActiveArtist. THANK YOU!

Moon: Wait....IS THAT STARDUST IN THE BACKGROUND?

Kelp: Yep! Ander's beating him up.

Joy: I think my personal favorite part of this is that you can clearly see the sheer terror on his face. 

Kelp: I like how Shore and Rin are just sitting back, chill to just watch.

Joy: It's beautiful.

Carnelian: So what's our dare?

Seashell: Oh, Qibli can't interact with Winter or Moon for the whole day.

Winter: Okay.

Moon: Fine by me.

Qibli: WHAT! NOOOO!!!!

Winter: It'll be a relief, actually.

Qibli: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME-

Joy: *locks Qibli in a closet*

Umber: *sighs* Just when I thought he was out of there for good. 

Nightflyer: I'd like to think you can survive ONE day without them, Qibli.

Qibli: But who will I nag?!?! WHO WILL I TELL PUNS TO AND PESTER WITH MY INTELLIGENCE?!??! WHO WILL I FLIRT WITH!?!?!

Air: Well, if you need someone to flirt with, I'm sure Faithbringer's available...

Qibli: OH THREE MOONS NO, NEVERMIND.

Qibli:...Mooon???? Winter? Aren't you going to protest this more????

Moon:......

Winter:.......

Moon: So, are we allowed to talk, or...?

Joy: Oh, you can talk, he just can't interact with you. 

Rainkeeper: So you can't talk TO him, and he can't talk to you. Or do anything else.

Winter:.....THANK YOUUUUUUU!!!!!

Winter: *throws confetti and starts celebrating*

JW:.......

Kinkajou: Really?

Winter: SHUT UP, THIS IS THE ONE DAY THE DARE HAS GONE IN MY FAVOR AND I'M GONNA ENJOY IT, DAMMIT!

Umber: Wait, can the rest of us still interact with Qibli?

Air: Yep.

Umber: YES! UMBLI TIME!

Umber: *unlocks the closet and drags Qibli out*

Qibli: What-

Umber: You're mine now, sweetie.

Qibli: Uh oh.

Turtle: Run Qibli Run!!!

Qibli: Wait, that reminds me of a funny joke! WINTER!

Joy: Nope, you can;t tell him the joke.

Qibli: BUT-

Rainkeeper: No interaction.

Qibli:.........

Qibli: Fine. Fine! I can go a day without them. No biggie. *sits down*

Qibli: *stares at Moon and Winter*

Winter: Well, seeing as Qibli can't speak with us today, maybe it's time we talked a bit more about the Winterwatcher side of things.

Moon: Isn't it kinda cruel to talk about our relationship while Qibli can hear?

Qibli: Man, Moon's eyes are really pretty today.

Qibli:.....DAMN YOU NO INTERACTING!

Qibli: Wait! What if I interact through another dragon? 

Nightflyer: Loopholes are always welcome.

Qibli: Kinkajou! C'mere! *whispers a plan to her*

Kinkajou: With pleasure. 

Kinkajou: *sprints over, tackles Winter, punches him in the face*

Kinkajou: MOON YOU HAVE REALLY PRETTY EYES!

Qibli: *facetalons*

Winter: *shoves her away*

Winter: Let's get out of here. *leaves with Moon*

Qibli: Wait wAiT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING????? WHAT IF SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS AND DARKSTALKER KIDNAPS YOU, I NEED TO KNOW YOUR WHEREABOUTS! WINTER, I THOUGHT UP FOUR MORE PUNS COME BAAAAACCCKKKK!!!

*three hours later*

Qibli: *has attempted every single loophole and failed*

Qibli: Must.... See..... Them....

Turtle: I really thought you'd handle this better. It's ONE day, dude.

Kinkajou: Yeah, that's nothing. I can handle a day without Turtle.

Turtle: Exactly.

Qibli: YEAH, BUT ME GOING A DAY WITHOUT WINTER AND MOON IS LIKE UMBER GOING A DAY WITHOUT SKITTLES!

Umber: *pauses mid skittle binge*

Umber: I can quit ANYTIME I WANT!

Carnelian: Prove it, give me the bag.

Umber: NO. 

Qibli: *screeches*

Air: Geez, if it's this bad, how are you going to last when JMA lets out for the summer?

Qibli: Simple. Winter's family thinks he's dead, so he'll come live with me for the rest of forever and Moon will visit on a biweekly basis to make sure we haven't slaughtered each other. It'll be a great sitcom, you'll see. 

Joy: A better sitcom than an angel, a demon, and a pregnant human living under one roof and expecting an angel baby with wings?

Air: WHAT SHOW is this and WHERE do I watch it?

Joy: It's currently happening in Lucifer season 4, Netflix, and I want the sitcom spinoff just as much as I want a Feysand baby.

Kelp: You should really stop obsessing over the idea of a Feysand baby.

Joy: I CAN'T, IT WOULD BE ADORABLE, AND THE INNER CIRCLE WOULD MAKE SUCH GREAT PARENTS. 

Kelp: We know, we know.

Qibli: CAN WE GET BACK TO THE MORE PRESSING MATTER PLEASE???

Qibli: I NEED TO SEE MY LOVERS!

Umber: I'm right here....

Qibli: I mean I NEED TO SEE MY CANON LOVERS!

Umber: Ouch.

Carnelian: Since when is Winter your canon lover?

Qibli:.....I literally told my mother we were gonna get married some day, did that not tip anyone off?

Kinkajou: Ohhhhh.

Turtle: *sets up table with big sign in the front that reads "Qibli is bi and Carnelian is a lesbian change my mind"*

Carnelian: You have NO PROOF-

Turtle: Don't I though? Don't I?

*one day later*

Winter/Moon: *calmly walking down the hall*

Qibli: *launches and tackles them*

Qibli: I MISSED YOU BOTH SO MUCH, OH MY MOONS!!!

Moon: Aww, we missed you too.

Winter: No we didn't.

Moon: Shut up Winter.

Winter: No, I mean, since he couldn't stop me yesterday, I literally filed a restraining order *hands Qibli a piece of paper* You have to stay 50 feet away from me at all times now.

Qibli:.....You bitch.

Qibli: *grabs Moon and runs 50 feet away*

Qibli: I CAN STILL YELL MY PUNS TO YOU WINTER!

Qibli: I keep trying to break the ice with you, but you keep giving me the cold shoulder!

Joy: *appears* *violently slaps Qibli*

Joy: No more puns.