Nightflyer: So it's SUMMER, and I already know EXACTLY what I'll be doing with all of the free time we're not on Wattpad.

Air:.....Rereading Harry-

Nightflyer: REREADING HARRY POTTER.

Seashell: And like the entire Red Queen series,

Joy: Way ahead of you guys *rereading A Court of Mist and Fury*

Kelp: What's that?

Joy: What's.....Oh my moons.

Kelp: What?

Joy: You've never been exposed to the world of ACOTAR, have you?

Kelp: .....No?

Joy: HAHAHAHAHHHAHA *hands him ACOMAF*

Joy: Come find me when you get to chapter 55.

Kelp: Wait, why chapter 55?

Joy: *smirks*

Joy: So! Dare time?

Seashell: Yep!

Kelp: Wait-

Kelp: jOY 

Joy: whAT HAPPENS IN CHAPTER 55???

Joy: *keeps laughing*

*players appear*

Deathbringer: So, I heard I got to kill someone.

Rainkeeper: Yep.

Deathbringer: A bad guy?

Joy: Yep.

Deathbringer: YAAAAAYYYYY!!!

Seashell: Oh, and I know we're like a third of the way through the month already, but HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!

Air: If you add the tag UnlimitedPride to your stories, Wattpad will donate a dollar to some charity. SO ADD THE TAG FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR GAY SHIPS.

Clay: Yes, how are your gay ships doing?

Nightflyer: Dead.

Air: We're not gonna talk about the canon right now.

Joy: Currently in denial.

Seashell: Slaying like the queens they are. 

Kelp: I'm not quite sure where they stand relationship wise right now, but it's happening. *goes back to reading ACOMAF*

Sunny: What is he reading?

Joy: *laughs* Oh honey, you'll see.

Starflight: So, what's the dare of the day?

Fatespeaker: STARFLIGHT YOU FOOL.

Rainkeeper: H-O-T-D

Nightflyer: H-O-T-D

Rainkeeper/Nightflyer: HOTD HOTD HOTD HOTD HOTD-

Air: SHUT UP YOU HEATHENS!

Joy: Okay, so we got the first line of the haiku going,

Air: YOU SHUT UP TOO.

Joy: ouch. 

Seashell: Anyways, Deathbringer, we need you to sing to Glory again.

Deathbringer: Why, of course. I'd be delighted to serenade my darling queen once more.

Glory:.....I will shove you off the freaking mountain.

Deathbringer: And then I'd fly right back to your pretty face.

Glory: I WILL CONNECTI-CUT YOU.

Rainkeeper: Oh look, it's the one good joke that's ever come out of Connecticut.

Nightflyer: what are you talking about, the whole state is a joke.

ME: TRUUUUUUE *disappears*

Deathbringer: What will I be singing today?

Seashell: Pumping iron by Starlight Express.

Fatespeaker: STARFLIGHT EXPRESS???

Starflight: No, no, it's STARLIGHT.

Fatespeaker: Oh.

Deathbringer: Well, that makes sense. I'm ALWAYS pumping iron. In the gym. Where I work out. Because that's what cool guys do. 

Glory: Why do I put up with you.

Deathbringer: Because I work out.

Glory:.......

Glory: Okay, true.

Joy: *clicks on boombox*

Deathbringer: Here comes the diesel train

Deathbringer: With its steel refrain,
Hear me knocking.
The diesel's on its way,
It's gonna win the day,
Hear me knocking ooooo.
Listen to the chatter of the diesel force,
Generating twenty-seven hundred horse,
Camshaft rolling while the rockers rock,
Hear me knock, ooooh yeahSee me hustle,
Feel my muscle,
Puuuuumping iron.
Trying to build my body,
Trying to lose my mind.
See me straining,
I'm in training,
Puuuuuumping iiiiron.
I'm a diesel engine,
Hey, I'm knocking, yeah I'm knocking, I'm knocking,

Woo!

I'm pumping iron.

Sunny/Tsunami/Peril/Fatespeaker: Well he's the one they'll choose,

Sunny/Tsunami/Fatespeaker/Peril: You know he just can't lose,
Hear him knocking.

Deathbringer: Yeah Yeah!

Sunny/Tsunami/Peril/Fatespeaker: There ain't another rig
That's even half as big,
Hear him knocking.

Deathbringer: Ooooooo

Tsunami/Peril/Fatepeaker/Sunny: Everybody's gonna say "that train is smart",

Deathbringer: Yeah yeah yeah

Peril/Fatespeaker/Tsunami/Sunny: The mighty diesel engine is a work of art.

Deathbringer: You got it.

Fatepeaker/Sunny/Peril/Tsunami: The undisputed leader of the rolling stock

Deathbringer: NOW SEE ME ROOOOOOCK

Deathbringer: See me hustle,

Deathbringer: Feel my muscle *flexes*

Glory: *facetalons*

Deathbringer: Pumping iron.
Stretching my bullworker,
I'm heaving on my weights.
See my flex my delts and pecs
I'm pumping iron.
I'm a diesel engine,
Hey, I'm knocking,
You know I'm knocking

Said I'm knocking

Hey hey heeeeyyy

Heading for the rally 

Sunny/Tsunami/Peril/Fatespeaker: heading for the rally

Deathbringer: Gonna win the first race 

Sunny/Peril/Fatepeaker/Tsunami: Gonna win the first race

Deathbringer: Gonna run the longest 

Sunny/Fatespeaker/Peril/Tsunami: the biggest and the strongest

Deathbringer: I'm knocking
Said I'm knocking
You know I'm knocking
Hear me knock

Deathbringer: Man, I'm so beautiful 

Deathbringer: I'm PUMPING IRON!

All:........

Hosts: *burst out laughing*

Deathbringer: I think I just found my new theme song

Glory: Hey, do you see that?

Deathbringer: See what?

Glory: Your ego. It's getting a little big.

Deathbringer: And that's a bad thing? *waggles eyebrows*

Glory: *deadpan expression*

Glory: Don't think I'm not afraid to knock you down a few pegs, Deathy, no matter how much you've been 'pumping iron'.

Tsunami: Oof.

Deathbringer:......

Deathbringer: Would you rather have me start singing "I'm too sexy for my shirt" again?

Sunny: What.

Glory: Oh three moons nO-

Sunny: WHAT.

Deathbringer: I'M. TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT. TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT. SO SEXY, IT HURTS!

Kelp: *bursts into the room with wide eyes*

Rainkeeper: What-

Joy: Chapter 55?

Kelp: CHAPTER 55.

Joy: Nice, isn't it?

Kelp: I LOVE CHAPTER 55.

Joy: Thought you might. Let's go.