A/N: That moment when you realize it's been six days since you've updated, not three....

Nightflyer: WE SAW CHICAGO ON BROADWAY AND IT WAS EPIC!

Joy: AND WE DIDN'T LOSE AIR IN TIMES SQUARE, I SWEAR.

Air: YES YOU DID.

Rainkeeper: You were only gone for FIVE MINUTES-

Air: IT WAS AN HOUR AND A SCAVENGER DRESSED AS A TRANSFORMER TRIED TO SELL ME DRUGS.

Seashell: Yeah, and Nightflyer didn't stop screaming and freaking out until we found you.

Kelp: Which isn't really fair since he's your boyfriend and he should be the one in charge of NOT losing you.

Nightflyer: RAINKEEPER SAID HE WAS THE PARENT AND THAT HE WOULD MAKE SURE NOBODY GOT LOST, SO I BLAME HIM.

Air: I BLAME JOY.

Joy: Why me?

Air: I DON'T KNOW, I'M SURE YOU DID SOMETHING.

*players appear*

Winter: *long suffering sigh*

Winter: Can you please explain to Qibli that I can't join a drag queen show since I'M NOT A DRAG QUEEN?

Qibli: But you COULD be.

Winter: I WAS TURNED INTO A GIRL, NOT A DRAG QUEEN.

Kinkajou: I'm friends with a drag queen. Her name is Sparkles.

Turtle: I thought her name was Molly Poppins.

Kinkajou: No, that's my drag queen cousin.

Turtle:......HOW MANY DRAG QUEENS DO YOU KNOW?

Kinkajou: Ummmmm

Seashell: QUICK SOMEBODY GIVE US A SONG.

Moon: RADIOACTIVE BY IMAGINE DRAGONS!

Qibli: Sail by Awolnation!

Amber: BUBBLEGUM BITCH BY MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS.

Winter: I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU BY THREE DAYS GRACE.

Turtle: House of Memories by P!ATD!

Kinkajou: Save Rock n Roll by Fall out Boy!

Carnelian: Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance!

Joy: *gasps*

Joy: It's the holy emo trinity of music.

Air: But which one do we pick.....

Nightflyer: Bubblegum bitch. It's beautiful.

Joy: But Panic at Urie's House-

Rainkeeper: I don't think we've done a MCR song before....

Seashell: BUT IMAGINE DRAGONS.

Kelp: GUYS GUYS! There's only one way to settle this.

All: *gasp as the wheel is unveiled*

Air: *spins wheel*

*wheel spins*

Joy: Guys WAIT, WHY DON'T WE DO A SONG THAT RELATES TO THE PUNISHMENT OF LOSING?

Hosts: *gasps and shoves wheel off a cliff*

Cliff: Ow.

Nightflyer: Are you implying the song I think you're implying?

Joy: Of course.

Rainkeeper: This is why we should never be given free reign with the music.

Air: THE POTATO SONG!!!

Players:........

Turtle: I'm so confused.

Seashell: WINTER!

Winter: *screams loudly*

Seashell: AAAAAAAND QIBLI!

Qibli: *screams and falls over*

Rainkeeper: Are having a sing off and MOON-

Moon: *screams in fear*

Rainkeeper: Is judging it.

Moon: *sigh of relief* Oh thank me.

Joy: And the winner get to kiss her and the loser has their skin peeled off layer by layer, slowly with a potato peeler, and has their eyes and kneecaps removed by a grapefruit spoon.

Qibli/Winter: *screams*

Carnelian: That is so beautifully specific; I love it.

Joy: I know, right?

Qibli: And....We're singing....the POTATO song?

Air: YEP!

Rainkeeper: Allow us to educate you.

https://youtu.be/q7uyKYeGPdE

Players:........

Amber: That's horrifying.

Kinkajou: *wipes a tear* It's beautiful.

Winter: We're dead.

Qibli: I know.

Air: QIBLI! *throws a stuffed banana at him* SING!

Qibli: ......I'm keeping the banana.

Air: Understood.

Qibli: PotaTo potaTo potaTo
Potato Potato Potato Potato
PoTato poTato poTato
PotaTo potaTo potaTo

Qibli: They're red, they're white, they're brown
They get that way underground
There can't be much to do
So now they have blue ones too.We don't care what they look like, we'll eat them
Any way they can fit on our plate
Any way we can conjure to heat them
We're delighted to think they're just great.PotaTo potaTo potaTo
Potato Potato Potato Potato
PoTato poTato poTato
PotaTo potaTo potaToSometimes you ditch the skin
To eat what it's holding in
Sometimes you'd rather, please,
Have just the outside with cheese.They have eyes but they do not have faces
I don't know if their feeling get hurt
By just hanging around in dark places
Where they only can stare at the dirt.PotaTo potaTo potaTo
Potato Potato Potato Potato
PoTato poTato poTato
PotaTo potaTo potaToI guess the use is scant
For other parts of the plant
But that which grows in view
Is eating potato too.I imagine them under their acres
Out in Idaho or up in Maine
They'll be wondering if they'll be bakers
Or new, deep-fried, boiled or plain.PotaTo potaTo potaTo
Potato Potato Potato Potato
PoTato poTato poTato
PotaTo potaTo
PotaTo potaTo
PotaTo potaTo potaTooooooooo!!!

All: *applauds*

Winter: Only YOU could find a way to make a song about a potato sound good.

Qibli: Thanks!

Winter: That wasn't a compliment.

Qibli:......I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.

Winter: Do I get a banana before I sing?

Air: No.

Winter: Okaaaaay

Winter: PotaTo potaTo potaTo
Potato Potato Potato Potato
PoTato poTato poTato
PotaTo potaTo potaTo

Winter: They're red, they're white, they're brown
They get that way underground
There can't be much to do
So now they have blue ones too.We don't care what they look like, we'll eat them
Any way they can fit on our plate
Any way we can conjure to heat them
We're delighted to think they're just great.PotaTo potaTo potaTo
Potato Potato Potato Potato
PoTato poTato poTato
PotaTo potaTo potaToSometimes you ditch the skin
To eat what it's holding in
Sometimes you'd rather, please,
Have just the outside with cheese.They have eyes but they do not have faces
I don't know if their feeling get hurt
By just hanging around in dark places
Where they only can stare at the dirt.PotaTo potaTo potaTo
Potato Potato Potato Potato
PoTato poTato poTato
PotaTo potaTo potaToI guess the use is scant
For other parts of the plant
But that which grows in view
Is eating potato too.I imagine them under their acres
Out in Idaho or up in Maine
They'll be wondering if they'll be bakers
Or new, deep-fried, boiled or plain.PotaTo potaTo potaTo
Potato Potato Potato Potato
PoTato poTato poTato
PotaTo potaTo
PotaTo potaTo
PotaTo potaTo potaTooooooooo!!!

All: *claps*

Rainkeeper: So Moon, what's the verdict?

Moon: Ummmmm

Qibli/Winter: *waiting in fear*

Moon: I'M SORRY, BUT QIBLI JUST HAS A BETTER SINGING VOICE, OKAY?!

Winter: *gasps*

Qibli: YES!!! *waves banana in triumph*

Winter: Wait a sec-

Joy: *smashes Winter's knee with a grapefruit spoon*

Winter: *screams and falls down*

Joy: *hums and carves out his kneecaps and eyes*

JW: *watching in horror*

Joy: *takes out potato peeler*

Joy: Anyone wanna help?

JW: *runs away screaming*

Air: *chases after them, throwing bananas*