Joy: HEY IT'S THE HUNDREDTH PART, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

Kelp: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets?

Hosts:........

Rainkeeper: Incest?

Air: INCEST!!!!

Kelp: Wait.....Wait WHAT?

Nightflyer: Yeah, that happens,

Joy: Every 100th dare is an incest dare, it's tradition.

Kelp:......WHAT KIND OF TRADITION IS THAT?!?!!? 

Seashell: A disgusting one, welcome to the game.

Joy: We'll wipe your memory afterwards, don't worry.

Kelp: But if you wiped your memories, how do you know you've done an incest dare before?

Hosts:..........

Seashell: Um.

Nightflyer: That's a great question.

Air: OH DEAR MOONS, WHAT ELSE DO WE REMEMBER?

Joy: Let's just get this over with so we can all vomit and go home.

Kelp: We're not SERIOUSLY doing something incestous with our parents, right?

Joy: Of course not, Kelp.

Kelp: *sigh of relief*

Joy: We're doing something incestious with our children.

Kelp: *scream of terror*

*Shore, Ander, Dusk, Firefly, Dawn, Coal, Ember, Hope, Cypress, and Squelch appear*

Air: Oh crap, we're dragging siblings into this?

Nightflyer: Guess so.

Dawn: What's going on?

Ander: Oh, I know. Anyone have a blade I can end my existence with?

Shore: Why would you do THAT???

Ander: Trust me, hermano, in about five minutes you'll be wishing you could do the same.

Air: I'm just gonna say this now.

Joy: Can I guess what you're gonna say?

Air: Sure.

Joy: The only appropriate incest is that of Michifer and y'all are sick fucks for making us do this again.

Air: Well.....Not in those EXACT words, but.....

Nightflyer: But even Michifer isn't technically incest....

Joy: Well then no incest is right, I guess.

Rainkeeper: YOU'RE JUST LEARNING THIS???

Seashell: Well it says here in the shipping national anthem that 'Twincest can't really be that bad,' soooooo

Kelp:........

Seashell:..........

Kelp: *runs*

Joy: KELP COME BACK!

Kelp: NO!

Joy: YOU WANTED TO BE A HOST? THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A HOST!

Kelp: YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT! YOU LIED!

Air: We didn't lie. We just avoided certain truths in order to manipulate you.

Rainkeeper: Wait, I just realized something.

Joy: What?

Rainkeeper: *rereads dare*

Rainkeeper: ha! HAHA!!!! 

Air: what is it?

Rainkeeper: SEASHELL!!!!

Seashell: What?

Rainkeeper: WE DON'T HAVE TO DO THE DARE!!!!

Seashell: WAIT REALLY, WHY?!?!?!?

Rainkeeper: OUR NAMES AREN'T ON THE LIST!!!

Joy: You're joking.

Seashell: *reads it*

Seashell: YES!!!!!!!

Rainkeeper/Seashell: *high fives*

Joy:.......

Nightflyer:........

Air:........

Kelp:.........

Kelp:........Oh fuck you.

Joy: *flips them off*

Firefly: I'm sorry, what's going on?

Nightflyer: Seashell? Memory wipe?

Seashell: YEP. *snaps talons*

Everybody but Hosts: * forgets who everybody else is*

*Shore/Joy, Ander/Kelp, Dusk/Firefly, Dawn/Coal, Ember/Air, Hope/Nightflyer, and Cypress/Squelch do seven minutes in heaven*

*Seven minutes later*

Joy: Ew. Ew. EW. EW!

Rainkeeper/Seashell: *laughing*

Seashell: Haha SUCKERS!

Kelp: *punches Seashell through a wall*

Joy: THANK YOU.

Air: I don't think holy water is holy enough to remove this feeling.

Nightflyer: NOPE, NOPE, DEFINITELY NOT.

Rainkeeper: Call in The Official Holy Water, they should be able to help.

Joy: They said 1 bottle of holy water per person.

Rainkeeper: Oh....well.... you're screwed....

Nightflyer: YEP!

Air: *drags an angel out of heaven*

Air: Maybe this'll be holy enough.

Nightflyer: Doubt it, but worth a shot. Where's Castiel?

Air: Off with Dean. Here, take a Balthazar.

Nightflyer: Isn't the point of this to use someone holy?

Air: Yeah.

Nightflyer:.....Honey, I'm pretty sure Satan is holier than Balthazar, do you know where that angel's BEEN?

Air: Good point. Try a Hannah.

Kelp: WHERE IS THE MEMORY WIPE. IN WAS PROMISED A DAMN MEMORY WIPE.

Coal: I'm still very confused.

Seashell: *wheels in a TV*

Rainkeeper: Here you go *clicks play*

*video of the first 100th incest dare starts*

Firefly: Wait......

Coal: Uh oh.

Squelch: NO.

Air: Fraid so.

Squelch: NO!

Ander: I STILL WANT THE BLADE TO END MY EXISTENCE PEOPLE, THANOS MEMORY WIPE SNAPS DON'T WORK ON ME.

Kelp: Shit.

Joy: You know what, girl's gotta point. It's respawn time.

Rainkeeper: Joy, no.

Joy: SHUT UP, RAINKEEPER, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

Seashell: Surely there's something better you could do.

Joy: Would you rather hear a poem, Seashell?

Seashell: Yeah, I lovw poems!

Joy: Well here's an accurate one for ya.

Joy: You're ugly, I am not. I'm the princess, you're the thot.

Kelp: JOY!

Rainkeeper: Well I mean technically she IS a princess.

Seashell:........

Seashell: Why I put up with you all and your shit, I'll never know.

Air: BECAUSE YOU LOVE US!

Kelp: Because you enjoy watching Joy get tortured with creepy incest dares?

Seashell: True, true.

Rainkeeper: Speaking of creepy....

Joy: Guess what song we're listening to.

Nightflyer: I'M A CREEEEEP

Air: I'M A WEIRDOOOOOO

Joy: WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HEREEEEEE!!!!!!

Seashell: I DON'T BELONG HERRRRRREEEEEE!!!!

Firefly/Coal/Dawn/Dusk/Squelch/Ember/Hope/Shore/Ander/Cypress:..........

Squelch: What even-

Shore: Don't ask.

Ander: There's a reason we don't come here often.