Joy: So, Air, no talking about Supernatural today, okay?

Air: Okay.

Joy: Now do an intro.

Air: Okay. 

Air: *inhales*

Air: JENSEN ACKLES'S ALBUM IS OUT, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN GET THE FULL SONGS YET OR NOT BUT I BOUGHT THE VINYL RECORD AND THE POST OFFICE NEEDS TO MOVE FASTER BECAUSE I WANTED IT AT MY HOUSE TWO DAYS AGO, AND ONLY FOUND OUT THE ALBUM'S DONE YESTERDAY SO YEAH.

Air: JUST LISTEN TO THIS BEAUTY.

https://youtu.be/GHZ-X5lD8kY

Nightflyer: Air, some days I think you love the Supernatural Cast more than me.

Air: Just because I invented a language where Selkca Nesnej means love and Snilloc Ahsim means perfection doesn't mean I love them more than you.

Nightflyer: Understood.

Air: Good.

*players appear*

Carnelian: I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad, the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had...

Winter: Maybe that's because you are dead.

Carnelian:.......I WAS QUOTING A SONG, WINTER, BUT SURE, JUST BRING UP THE FACT THAT I'M DEAD, IT'S NOT LIKE I'M REMINDED OF THAT EVERY DAY.

Kinkajou: Wait....Do you go back to being dead after every dare is over?

Carnelian: Um, YES.

Umber: WHAT?!?!?

Air: HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT?

Seashell: Um, because I never told anyone...

Umber: YOU CHANGE THAT RIGHT NOW! I WANT MY BEST FRIEND ALIVE ALL THE TIME!!!

Seashell:.....Nah.

Umber: Excuse you?

Kinkajou: SEASHELL, I SWEAR-

Turtle: *holds Kinkajou back*

Kelp: Why?

Seashell: Have none of you seen Sabrina the Teenage Witch? You can't just BRING SOMEBODY BACK FROM THE DEAD, THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES!

Air: Have....Have you NOT been paying attention to Supernatural?

Seashell: Of course I have, and I ask you this. Was the world ever ending BEFORE a Winchester got ressurrected?

Air: Well- *thinks* That's....I-.....JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A POINT DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

Joy: GIVE CARNELIAN HER LIFE BACK!

Umber: We'll trade Moon for her!

Moon: WHAT!

Qibli/Winter: NO WE WON'T!

Turtle: I thought we established in the last dare that you two are in love with each other.

Qibli: Just because we are DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE WILLING TO TRADE MOON FOR CARNELIAN!

Umber: I am.

Joy: Me too.

Rainkeeper: Me too.

Kinkajou: Me too. Sorry Moon......

Moon:......WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO GIRLS BEFORE CHURLS, KINKAJOU!?!?!?

Nightflyer: I'm more impressed you both know the word churls.

Carnelian: You know what, I'm actually feeling really loved right now, so thank you.

Kelp: Hey Joy?

Joy: TEAH?

Rainkeeper: HA!

Kelp: When did a minor character with no backstory who was created to die become a more well loved character than one who an entire 5 book arc was roughly based on?

Joy: When Truth or Dare started.

Nightflyer: Dude, just look at Harry Potter. Literally nobody's favorite character is Harry.

Joy: Moving on, Winter, I need you to give me a list of dragons you hate.

Winter: Am I going to have to kiss any of them?

Joy: No, brutally murder, actually.

Winter:.......Seriously?

Joy: While singing, teah.

Rainkeeper: FRICK TEAH.

Seashell: STOP SAYING TEAH.

Air: SHUT UP SEASHELL, YOU KEEP KILLING CARNELIAN, NOBODY LIKES YOU.

Seashell: Actually, I think I have like two fans, so I'll take that.

Kelp: Are those fans electric or handheld?

Kelp: *high fives Joy*

Seashell:......I hate you all.

Joy: Winter! List!

Winter: Okay, um....

Winter: Qibli.

Qibli: Yes my love?

Winter: No, I mean you're on the list, I hate you.

Qibli:.......I'm going to pretend that was a compliment and we'll never speak of this again.

Winter: Fine..... Kinkajou,

Turtle/Kinkajou: HEY!

Winter: My entire family, Glory,

All: *struggle to hold back Joy, Rainkeeper, and Kinkajou*

Winter: Scarlet naturally, Fatespeaker's pretty annoying, Anemone-

Turtle: That.....That's fine.

Turtle: Out of all my sisters, I like her least so we cool.

Winter: Good. Oh! Darkstalker, DEATHBRINGER, Morrowseer, and all Nightwings in general with the exception of Moon, and I guess Nightflyer cause he hasn't really done anything to anger me that I can think of.

Joy: Thin, thin, T-H-I-N ICE, Winter. 

Winter: Do you need more?

Joy: No, that's enough.

Winter: Now what?

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*All of Winter's named enemies appear*

Air: Start singing Bang Bang by Green Day and murder to your heart's content.

Winter: That's......That's it?

Nightflyer: Yep.

Winter: I ACTUALLY GOT A NICE DARE FOR ONCE HOLY FUCKING HELL!

Air: Is he swearing? Is he talking about Destiel? The world may never know.

Joy: *laughs* I've corrupted you. Yay me.

Rainkeeper: *clicks on boombox and Bang Bang starts playing*

Winter: *grabs knives from Joy and starts singing*

Qibli: Winnie....wait....we can talk about this....

Kinkajou: *hides behind Deathbringer for safety reasons*

Winter: This is definitely not the first video to surface of an execution of men
They claimed responsibility for the executions
Described as severely mentally disturbed
Videos show another hostage executed by the terrorist group
Deserve to be annihilated

Winter: *starts slaughtering Nightwings to Green Day music*

 Winter: I get my kicks and I want to start a rager

Winter: *chops Darkstalker's head off*

Winter: I want to dance like I'm on the video
I got a fever for the violent behavior
I'm sweating bullets like a modern RomeoBang bang give me fame
Shoot me up to entertain
I am a semi-automatic lonely boy
You're dead I'm well fed
Give me death or give me head
Daddy's little psycho and mommy's little soldier

Winter: *stabs Morrowseer*

Winter: I testify like a lullaby of memories
Broadcasting live and it's on my radio
I got my photo bomb, I got my Vietnam
I love a lie just like anybody elseBang bang give me fame
Shoot me up to entertain
I am a semi-automatic lonely boy
You're dead I'm well fed
Give me death or give me head
Broadcasting from my room and playing with my toys

Winter: *kills Scarlet*

Winter: I want to be a celebrity martyr
The leading man in my own private drama
Hurrah (bang bang), hurrah (bang bang) the hero of the hour
Daddy's little psycho and mommy's little soldier

Winter: *rips apart Icicle*

Winter: I want to be like the soldiers on the screen
It's my private holy war
Oh baby baby this is viva vendetta
For this is love or it's world war zero

Winter: *murders his parents the way the same way Arctic died, with his inners becoming his outers*

Winter: I want to be a celebrity martyr
The little man in my own private drama
Hurrah (bang bang), hurrah (bang bang) the hero of the hour
Daddy's little psycho and mommy's little soldierI want to be a celebrity martyr
The little man in my own private drama
Hurrah (bang bang), hurrah (bang bang) the hero of the hour
Daddy's little psycho and mommy's little soldier

*music stops*

Winter: *panting and surrounded by dead dragons*

Qibli: *slightly traumatized, covered in blood, bu still alive*

Qibli: W-Winter?

Winter: Sorry Qib. Didn't feel like killing you today.

Qibli: O-okay.

Joy: *applauds frantically*

Joy: For once I'm proud of Winter!

Kelp: Hold on. Winter got a nice dare, AND Joy is happy with him. WHAT APOCALYPSE HAS STARTED???

Air: Sorry Kelp, you're one day off. The Apocalypse doesn't start til tomorrow. 

Joy: AIR YOU HAD ONE JOB.

Air: AND I'M NOT GOOD AT YOU. YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT.

Seashell: btw.....RIVERDALE STARTS TONIGHT, SO-

Rainkeeper: I'm going to completely ignore your fandom freak outs for the whole fall season. *puts headphones on*

Rainkeeper: *blasts Fall Out Boy*

Kelp/Nightflyer:..........

Kelp: We're gonna die on our own.

Nightflyer: I'm prepared.