Obsession Possession (Guest Starring Firefly!)
Dare/Drawing by SnowslashChaos
Air: *sighs sadly*
Joy: What?
Air: Don't you HATE it when you were reading A REALLY GREAT MEME BOOK ON WATTPAD, and then you leave and come back, and you forgot to save the book somewhere and now YOU CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE?
Seashell: PREACH.
Joy: YES.
Rainkeeper: I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS!!!!
Air: Now I have to go through SO MANY Supernatural meme books to find it again!
Nightflyer:.......And you're mad about that whhhhyyyy?
Air:.......Good point.
*Firefly appears*
Seashell: *snaps talons*
Joy: *possesses Firefly*
Nightflyer: Firefly? What are you doing here?
Firefly:.......
Firefly: Oh, you know, burning stuff, killing people. The usual.
Nightflyer: *eyes widen*
Nightflyer: Firefly would say committing arson, not burning stuff......
Air: *silently opens flask filled with salted holy water*
Firefly: Well, arson IS a lot of FUN!!!
Nightflyer: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY LITTLE SISTER!?!?!?
Air: *throws holy water at Firefly*
Firefly: *hisses and gets burned by holy water*
Air: DEMON!!!!!!!! *lunges*
Rainkeeper: *grabs Air and chains her up like Hannibal Lecter*
Air: *screeches in fury*
Firefly: I AM your sister, Nightflyer.
Nightflyer: Prove it! Tell me something only she would know.
Firefly:...................You secretly loved being Joy's bodyguard.
Nightflyer: FIREFLY!
Air: DEMON!!!! DEMON FIREFLY!!!! KILL IT!!!!!
Firefly: Oh, Air. You have no idea.....*starts maniacally laughing*
Nightflyer:.....Fire-
Firefly: *sets the room on fire and keeps laughing*
Firefly: WANNA PLAY A GAME?!!?!?
Firefly: I SHIP CHUCKY AND ANNABELL. THEY WOULD MAKE A GREAT FREAKY DOLL COUPLE!
Nightflyer: Firefly what the hell?!
Firefly: FREDDY'S GONNA GET IN YOUR HEAD, NIGHTFLYER!!! *goes even more insane and starts smashing stuff*
Rainkeeper: She's lost it.
Firefly: I ONCE KNEW A KID, HE WAS WEIRD A LITTLE BID, IN JAZZ BAND HE THOUGHT, A KAZOO WAS A BAZOOKA!
Seashell: Wait what?
Firefly: I LOVE KAZOOS! AND CHUCKY!
Nightflyer: firefly, calm down-
Firefly: *slows turns her head all the way around and smiles*
Firefly: I like your dolls.
Rainkeeper: SHIT. NO. ANNABELLE AAAAAAHHHH!!!!! *runs away*
Firefly: We're friends til the end, remember?
Seashell: NO CHUCKY, NO WE ARE NOT.
Firefly: *throws a knife at Seashell*
Seashell: *gets nicked in the ear with a knife*
Seashell: HA! Divergent. Wait......Where'd she get knives-
Firefly: *keeps throwing knives at Seashell*
Seashell: *screams*
Air: POSSESSED AND OBSESSED!!!! POSSESSED AND OBSESSED!!!!!!!
Nightflyer: YEAH, I'M STARTING TO GET THAT!!!
Firefly: *smiles at Air*
Firefly: Hi! I'm Chucky! Wanna play?
Air:.........*glares*
Air: Don't fuck with the Chuck.
Air: *breaks out of her restraints and attacks Firefly*
Firefly: *grabs knife*
Nightflyer: *has somehow gotten a gun*
Nightflyer: FIREFLY. BACK. AWAY.
Firefly: Relax, I'm not gonna dissect your girlfriend or anything.
Air: That sounds like a lot of supernatural baloney to me!
Firefly: Supernatural, perhaps; baloney, perhaps not.
Firefly: *kills Air*
Nightflyer: *screams*
Firefly: *smiles sheepishly with a bloody knife*
Nightflyer:.......Okay, you aren't to see Coal anymore.
Firefly:.....I think I'm done here.
Joy: *unpossesses Firefly*
Joy: Wazzup?
Firefly: Huh? What just happened?
Nightflyer: YOU KILLED AIR!!!! Oh, and Seashell too.
Firefly: WHAT? WHY WOULD I DO THAT?!?!
Nightflyer: I DON'T KNOW!!!!
Joy: *laughing*
Nightflyer: WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE FUNNY ABOUT THIS?!!?!?!
Joy: I was possessing her the whole time!! None of that was actually Firefly!
Nightflyer: So......EVERYTHING that just happened.....was YOU?
Joy: Yep!
Nightflyer:........................................................
Nightflyer: *clicks the safety off the gun*
Nightflyer: Oh, you're going down.
A/N: In other news, I just accidentally wrote this whole part in LTCC and didn't realize my mistake until after I hit publish. Happy Halloween everybody! :)
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