Kelp: *looks slightly traumatized*

Seashell: What happened?

Kelp: Nothing!

Joy: Just a.... accidental misfire. 

Hosts:.......

Nightflyer: Who's dead?

Joy: No one!

Hosts:......

Joy: I swear. The only thing that was damaged is a wall. And some siding. 

Rainkeeper: Suuuuurreeee.

Kelp: No, she's right. I was just standing behind her when it happened and it was one of those 'Life flashes before my eyes' moments.

Joy: I would never shoot you!

Kelp: I know, I know.

*players appear*

Fatespeaker: SOMEONE GIVE ME MOTIVATION.

Clay: If you don't do it, Peril will roast you to death and eat you.

Peril:...Why...

Fatespeaker: I am highly motivated now, thank you.

Nightflyer: So someone dared you guys to play Cards Against Humanity,

Deathbringer: BEST! GAME! EVER!

Nightflyer: But I think we should play Cards Against Muggles instead.

Seashell: No way. Cards Against Disney.

Air: CARDS AGAINST SUPERNATURAL, WHICH APPARENTLY EXISTS AND I WANT IT.

Nightflyer: Cards against MUGGLES!

Seashell: Cards Against DISNEY!

Rainkeeper: *sighs* Can you guys just pick for us? Regular, Muggles, or Disney?

Riptide: Is that what we're doing today?

Joy: No, actually, we need you guys to pick which one out of all of you is the most hated.

All:.........

Tsunami: It's Peril.

Sunny: Fatepeaker.

Starflight: Definitely Fatespeaker.

Fatespeaker:....I thought it was Starflight....

Glory: Him too.

Deathbringer: Also vote Starflight, and frankly, Tsunami, I'm offended that you say my bestie was hated.

Sunny: I thought I was your bestie....

Riptide: Same....

Deathbringer: Peril is my bestie, Riptide is my homie, and Sunny is my little sister. 

Riptide: That works.

Sunny: I'll take that. When is our cop show?

Deathbringer: As soon as we start thinking of murders to solve.

Joy: Just take cases from Lucifer or other cop shows and use those.

Deathbringer:....... You're a genius.

Peril: So we're in agreement then, everyone hates Starspeaker?

Fatespeaker: but Peril! I thought we were friends!

Peril: We are! I just want to kill you, like I do all my friends! Well, except maybe Turtle, he's cool. But THE REST OF YOU-

Air: Let's just flip a coin, winner is less hated. Starflight! Heads or tails?

Starflight: Heads.

Joy: *flips a Pentecostal Coin*

Joy: It's tails. Fatespeaker wins.

Fatespeaker: HA! EVERYBODY HATES STARFLIGHT!

Clay: I don't.

Peril: Yeah, but you don't hate anybody.

Clay: Not true!

Peril:......

Clay: I hate Scarlet! And Morrowseer! And your parents. And Ochre. I hate a lot of people!

Peril: Okay. Can I burn them since you hate them?

Clay: NO. BAD PERIL.

Air: Bad Lesbian! I said sit!

Nightflyer: AIR STOP QUOTING SUPERNATURAL FANFICTIONS.

Air: Speak of the devil and she shall appear, with bad hospital coffee. 

Nightflyer: OH MY MOONS.

Air: I wish I rememebered what fanfic that was...

Nightflyer: I wish you remembered how to spell remembered.

Seashell: *passes Starflight a piece of paper with the dare on it*

Starflight: Oh. Okay.

Air: I can spell!

Joy: Prove it. 

Air: Fine, give me a word.

Joy: Government.

Air:.....CRAP.  Um.... Government. G-O-V-E-R-M-

Joy: Nope.

Air: DAMMIT. Give me another one.

Joy: Stephen King.

Air: S-T-E-V-

Joy: Nope.

Starflight: *throws identical wedding rings at Joy and Air*

Air: How- Wait, what the heck?

Joy:....Starflight, why did you throw wedding rings at us?

Starflight: What? I'm just a camel with the ego of a cactus. I could NEVER have thrown those rings.

Air: But we JUST saw you throw them.

Starflight: Don't you know Camels can't throw rings? Why would I even HAVE wedding rings? 

Joy: They're identical too. Weird. Oh, that's a good one. Spell weird.

Air: Later. Starflight, just admit you threw the rings, we don't care.

Starflight: But I DIDN'T THROW THEM. That's like asking my if I ate casserole. Would never happen.

Clay: What's wrong with casserole?

Starflight: No self-respecting camel eats casserole! It could contain a relative.

Joy: Okaaaaay. But you threw the rings.

Starflight: Nope. Not this camel.

Air: Wow, you really do have the ego of a cactus then.

Joy: Aren't you Starflight?

Starflight: Yup.

Joy: And this is your ring.

Starflight: Yup.

Joy: I found this ring in this wallet. And if that's the case, this must be your wallet. 

Starflight: That makes sense to me.

Joy: Then take it.

Starflight: It's not my wallet.

Air:

Joy: *facetalons*

Joy: WHY DID YOU THROW RINGS AT US!?!?

Starflight: I don't know. I didn't throw them.

Air: then who did?!?!?!

Starflight: I don't know. Maybe you bought them and just forgot.

Joy: WHY WOULD WE BUY MATCHING WEDDING RINGS?!!?

Starflight: I don't know..... Is there you're not telling us?

Air: *facetalons*

Starflight: Maybe they're just really fancy friendship rings.

Joy: This. THIS IS WHY EVERYONE HATES YOU.

Air: Well, you know what? Fine. I'M KEEPING MY EXPENSIVE FRIENDSHIP RING.

Joy: Just. Admit. You. Threw. The. Rings.

Starflight: Nope. I didn't.

Joy: BUT WE SAW-

Starflight: Your eyes must be mistaken.

Joy: *screams in rage and pulls out a rifle*

Kelp: NOT AGAIN *dives for cover*

Joy: YOU THREW THE FREAKING RINGS, YOU- *shoots him*

Starflight: *dying* Not this camel....