Shore: Small children say weird things sometimes.

Ander: Only 2, and already learning witchcraft. Delightful.

*players appear*

Air: Been bingeing Supernatural again.

Air: I forgot how much I liked season 7, when everyone we loved was still alive and they still attempted to talk about their emotions.

Nightflyer: Been bingeing A Very Potter Musical again.

Nightflyer: Forgot nothing, it's too epic to forget anything.

Ember: HI AGAIN.

Joy: Why do we keep letting you guys host?

Permafrost: Because we're AWESOME, SO HA!

Air: How does that fill you with awe?

Nightflyer: What?

Air: Sorry, seriously. Been bingeing supernatural so much....

Air:.....Wait, what day is it?

Joy: What week is this?

Nightflyer: Who am I, Hedwig?

Haze: ANYWAYS,

Ander: *snaps talons*

*cat version of Faithbringer appears*

Ember: Nightflyer! Nine lives. End them all any way you want.

Nightflyer: Wonderful. *pulls out a wand*

Nightflyer: Avada Kevadra!

Faithbringer: *dies*

Faithbringer: *respawns*

Air: I.... I didn't think you knew the killing curse.

Nightflyer: I know lots of curses. SECTUMSEMPRA!

Faithbringer: *slowly dies and then respawns*

Faithbringer: Can you NOT kill me Harry Potter style???

Nightflyer: All I hear is meow meow meow. *drops an anvil on Faithbringer*

Rainkeeper: Acme style. Nice.

Kelp: MEEP MEEP *runs away*

Nightflyer: *shoves Faithbringer through the veil from Order of the Phoenix*

Faithbringer: *respawns*

Faithbringer: Okay, that one was dumb.

Nightflyer: If it's good enough for Sirius, then it's GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU. *shoots her with a tommy gun*

Haze: Where did she go?

Joy: She's over there, over there, and up there.

Faithbringer: *respawns*

Ember: Only four left.

Nightflyer: Oh, I got a good one. *locks Faithbringer in a cat carrier and gives everyone else sound proof headphones*

Nightflyer: *puts on a playlist of nothing but Justin Bieber songs*

Faithbringer: *screams bloody murder and eventually dies*

Joy: That one was especially creative, I liked it.

Faithbringer: *respawns*

Nightflyer: *shoves her in a cage full of hungry dogs*

Faithbringer: *screeches and dies and respawns*

Nightflyer: *hands everyone a knife*

Nightflyer: Caser style. 

All: *stabs Faithbringer*

Faithbringer: Et tu, Brute? *dies*

Faithbringer: *respawns*

Nightflyer: Ander, I might need your assistance for this one. *whispers plan to her*

Ander: Ah, that can be arranged.

Ander: *snaps talons*

Faithbringer: *appears on a ship*

Faithbringer: What? What's this?

*ship is completely deserted*

Faithbringer: *glances at side of ship for a name*

*Ship is called the S.S. Moonstalker, and is surrounded by fifty other WOF ships*

Faithbringer: Oh crap.

S.S. Moonstalker: *is utterly annihilated by cannons from every other ship then attacked by a kraken*

Air: I think that's been my favorite cat death so far.

Joy: Nah, the Boondock Saints reference is still mine. 

Nightflyer: You guys ready for your cat death dares?

Air: Definitely.

Rainkeeper: Got it all worked out.

Kelp: Same. 

Haze: I hope no one calls the ASPCA on us for these cat death dares.

All:.......

Shore: Can..... Can they do that?

Ander: Maybe?

Joy: Well then shit. RUN!

All: *runs away*