Rainkeeper: *checks website for Favorite band*

Rainkeeper: *sees they are on tour*

Rainkeeper: *gasps* *checks locations*

Rainkeeper: *they are performing just two hours away*

Rainkeeper: *gasps louder*

Rainkeeper: *ticket prices are only $25*

Rainkeeper: *gasps so forcefully that he falls over*

Joy: *looks at website*

Joy:......Wait, who's this other band? *googles them, plays one of their songs*

Joy: You brought a lemon to a knife fight? The hell kinda moron does THAT?

Nightflyer: Not everyone brings a knife to a knife fight, Joy.

Joy: I know that. I bring a gun. 

Nightflyer: Wh-

Joy: The saying is "Don't bring a knife to a gun fight" after all, not the other way around.

Nightflyer: *facetalons*

*players appear*

Moon: Is Rainkeeper okay?

Joy: Yeah, he just found out that his favorite band of all time is going to be near him in October and that the tickets are cheap.

Rainkeeper: *squeaks*

Air: He'll be fine in a little bit. 

Turtle: This has happened before?

Air: Many times.

Nightflyer: You should see him freak out over Panic At The Disco.

Winter: Let me guess. He panics at a disco?

Joy: No, why would he do that? He just screams a lot.

Seashell: IT'S DARE TIME PEEPS.

Kinkajou: *gasps* ARE WE GOING PEEP JOUSTING!?!?!

Air: Unfortunately no.

Kinkajou: Peep poloing?

Nightflyer: no.

Kinkajou:.....Are there GOING TO BE PEEPS!??!

Seashell: No, they're disgusting.

Kinkajou: THAT'S THE POINT! 

Rainkeeper: Nah, we have something else to do today.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

Umber: *turns into Amber*

Amber: *shrieks*

Amber: I DON'T CARE WHAT TORTURE YOU PUT ME THROUGH TODAY. I AM HAPPY.

Air: We're not torturing you! You get to do seven minutes in heaven with Qibli!

Qibli: Wait who? Amber! Good to see you!

Rainkeeper:.......Has he seriously not figured this out yet?

Joy: Nope.

Air: Let it be this way. We don't need any of the gossip like what happened in Glee.

Rainkeeper: What happened in Glee?

Air: Many things, Rainkeeper. Many things....

Nightflyer: *shoves Amber and Qibli in a closet*

Turtle: So can the rest of us pass the time with seve-

Seashell: NOPE! 

Rainkeeper: You'll be listening to Joy answer her dare!

Joy: Wait I have a dare?

Nightflyer: Yep.

Seashell: You have to name everyone you have  killed or been involved with death of, including hiding body, giving weapons, etc.

Joy:........ALL of them?

Seashell: Yep.

Joy: Does it still count if they've been resurrected?

Nightflyer: Sure why not.

Joy: Okay, here goes...

Joy: Macaw, Faithbringer, Moon, a couple dozen Winterwatcher and Moonbli shippers, Prickle, Pineapple, Queen Coral-

JW: WAIT WHAT?!?!

Joy: I never liked her. Some princes asked for my assistance. So what?

Turtle: *laughs nervously*

Joy: Anyways, Dave Karofsky, Jensen Ackles, George R.R. Martin-

Nightflyer: YOU WHAT.

Joy: He's fine, don't worry.

Joy: Everyone that has played Truth or Dare because I've killed you all multiple times, Eric Kripe, 

Nightflyer: Wait, Air, wasn't that the scavenger I told you NOT to kill?

Air: I didn't kill him!

Air:........I just asked Joy to do it...

Nightflyer: *sighs*

Joy: Billie the Reaper, Squid, Ochre, Macaw's entire family, everyone we resurrected and killed in T or D, Darkstalker, Indigo that one time, Winter's parents, Onyx, the other Prickle, Drought senior, Chameleon, Scarlet, a bunch of Skywing guards....

*seven minutes later*

Amber/Qibli: *emerge from closet*

Joy: *still listing names*

Seashell: *snaps talons*

Amber: *turns back into Umber*

Umber: *sighs* Well, it was fun while it lasted.

Joy: Stephanie Meyer, The members of Fox that decided to cancel Lucifer, that one guy in Netflix that didn't want to pick up Lucifer.......

*several hours later*

Joy: Kristen Stewart and most of the cast of Twilight except for Robert Pattinson, um, Heath Ledger-

Nightflyer: HEATH LEDGER!?!?! HOW COULD YOU!?!?

Joy: I didn't kill him! I liked him! It's just that I was unfortunately involved in his death...

Joy: Alex from Chopped, Simon Cowell-

Air: You killed Simon Cowell?

Joy: Yes, and he went to hell, then came back, and started acting a lot nicer.

Rainkeeper: Huh. I thought he was just on happy pills.

Joy: Nope! Now, where was I- oh yeah! Dave from Hell's Kitchen, That one Nightwing that insulted my Dad that one time,

*two days later*

Joy: Several Icewings, Everyone on Star's most hated celebrities poll, and Clay's mother.

All: *shocked*

Joy:.......There's probably more, but that's all I can name off the top of my list.

Rainkeeper: Jo.....Are you a mass-murderer?

Joy: No.....I'm more like Deadpool.

Rainkeeper: Oh, okay then.

Players:...............

Carnelian: What.

Winter: The.

Kinkajou: Hell.