Rainkeeper: It only took us six years, but we finally watched Star Wars, Rise of Skywalker.

Nightflyer: I love it.

Joy: I hate it.

Air: It was....mixed.

Seashell: Mix is a good way to describe it, yeah.

Nightflyer: How could you hate it?? THERE WAS LANDO AND EWOKS, AND HAN SOLO POPPED UP AGAIN EVEN THOUGH I SWORE HARRISON FORD SAID HE'D NEVER DO ANOTHER MOVIE- WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?!?!?

Joy: *shrugs* I don't know, the story just felt weaker compared to everything else. I feel like they could've done better.

Air: Am I the only one who didn't see the Kylo and Rey kiss coming?

Kelp: Oof, now that one person in the comment that didn't see the movie is gonna kill you.

Air:......IT CAME OUT SIX MONTHS AGO, AND WE GOT SPOILERS WITHIN THE FIRST WEEK. IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE KISS BY NOW, YOU'RE LIVING UNDER A ROCK.

Air: Still though, I wasn't expecting it.

Rainkeeper: I mean, they were basically building up to it for like the past two movies.

Air: They were?

Air: I thought everything was building to Rey and Finn together. Now I'm just confused.

Seashell: How long before Disney decided to make another trilogy just for the money?

Nightflyer: I'm calling it now that it's already in production, they just haven't told anyone. Disney is a very greedy corporation.

Hosts: *nods*

*players appear*

Moon: I GIVE UP.

Rainkeeper: On what?

Joy: Life?

Air: Wearing masks in public?

Nightflyer: Air that's important.

Air: I don't care- IT'S STUPID.

Nightflyer: You're only saying that because you sneezed with a mask on.

Air: You didn't experience what I did.

Air: IT WAS GROSS IN THERE.

Moon: Um.....No......

Moon: I was just gonna say that I've given in and completely join whatever musical fandom there is.

Hosts: *gasps*

Seashell: Oh my moons.

Nightflyer: *tramples Riptide and grabs Moon*

Nightflyer: STARKID??????

Moon: Not yet.

Nightflyer: *throws Moon aside*

Winter/Qibli: *flail and catch her*

Nightflyer: I don't like people. They disappoint me. *strikes pose*

Kelp: OKAY, BUT LA LA LAND IS SO UNDERRATED, I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYONE HATES IT.

Joy: Because all the best singers are in the background.

Kelp:........SOMEONE IN THE CROWD COULD TAKE YOU WHERE YOU WANNA GO-

Joy: Oh, not again.

Air: Supernatural the Musical was amazing, and I need the full thing like now.

Joy: C H I C A G O

Rainkeeper: This game has turned me into Be More Chill trash, thank you darers.

Rainkeeper: Boyf riends forever.

Seashell: The Matilda musical is actually really good.

Nightflyer: Are we gonna talk about the Shrek Musical or-

Joy: So Moon, what's your favorite musical?

Moon: Um-

Air: The Lion King, Hairspray, The Phantom of the Opera, Les Mis, Fiddler on the Roof, Wicked, Grease, Rent-

Kelp: Three moons, we want to see Rent so bad.

Joy: Not as bad as Avenue Q though

Air: -Aladdin, Kinky Boots, Mary Poppins, Annie, Dear Evan Hansen, The Music Man, The Sound of Music, Funny Girl, Guys and Dolls, Newsies-

Moon: Well, actually, my favorite is Cats. I just saw the movie.

Hosts:..........

Joy: Get out.

Kelp: Oh, get out, Meg! Get out of the kitchen! Go on! Get out! 

Moon: But-

Kelp: *shoving her out the door* Out! Out! Out! Out of the kitchen! Go on! Get out of here!

Players:.........

Peril: Can I ask what's wrong with Cats?

Nightflyer: *unfurls picture*

Peril: *screams* AH!!! AHH!!!!! WHAT IS THAT!?!?!?! *kicks it away* KILL IT! KILL IT WITH ME!!

Joy: That. That's what's wrong with Cats.

Seashell: So anywho, moving on since today has nothing to do with musicals *snaps talons*

*Meerkat appears*

Rainkeeper: First of all, you're so wrong, everything has to do with musicals.

Nightflyer: *angrily kicklines toward Seashell*

Nightflyer: A KICKLINE IS INEVITAABBBBBLLLLLEEEEEEEE!!!!

Seashell: What is wrong with you?

Meerkat: What am I doing here?

Sunny: *shrieks, runs over, tackles him with a hug*

Joy: Sunny, we need you to introduce this guy to everybody.

Seashell: And for protection just in case, here. *snaps talons*

Sunny: *has a tail barb*

Sunny: *squeals*

Meerkat: Woah, you guys can do magic?

Hosts: *levitating*

Air: No.

Sunny: Permission to make a flirty reference?

Rainkeeper: Please.

Sunny: *looks at Meerkat*

Sunny: Woooaahhh, somebody get me glass! Because I just found me, a tall drink, of WATER.

Meerkat: Oh stop it you big lug.

Glory: so who is this, uh, tall drink of water right here?

Sunny: Everyone this is Meerkat. He's my boyfriend.

All:...........

Peril: This is of no importance to me.

Starflight: Y-you're what? *lowkey heartbroken*

Fatespeaker: *long suffering sigh* Somebody. Rainkeeper. Liquor. Now.

Rainkeeper: *pulls rope from the ceiling, bar pops out of the side of the wall*

Rainkeeper: Bar's open til 2am.

Fatespeaker: Fabulous. *starts drinking*

Riptide: *whispers to Deathbringer* Can he join the gossip club?

Deathbringer: We'll see.

Tsunami: You have a boyfriend.....

Sunny: Yes.

Tsunami: For real?

Sunny: Yes.

Tsunami:.........

Glory: I don't like this.

Glory: Isn't he supposed to ask my permission or something?

Sunny: To be my boyfriend?

Glory: YES.

Sunny: Why would he do that-

Riptide: I asked.

Glory: Riptide asked.

Clay: We told him no, but still, he asked.

Tsunami: Wait you told him what?

Clay: Now.....Meerkat, huh?

Meerkat: Yep.

Clay:.......Let's go for a walk. *grabs him*

Sunny: CLAAAAAAAYYYY-

Clay: I'M JUST GONNA TALK TO HIM.

Tsunami: I'll join you.

Sunny: Oh no.

Meerkat: Sunny?

Meerkat: *is dragged out by Clay and Tsunami*

Meerkat: SUNNY?!?!!??!?!

Sunny:........

Sunny: *laughs nervously* He'll be fine.... Right?

Deathbringer: It's 50/50. They took me for a 'walk' once. 

Deathbringer: Clay spent the next week in the infirmary with me after they attacked and Tsunami smashed a rock over my head.

Deathbringer: I would say good times, but I honestly don't remember most of it.

Sunny: *laughs more nervously*

Qibli: Does Thorn know you have a boyfriend?

Sunny: Of course.

Qibli: Does she approve?

Sunny: She and Six-Claws had a fanart contest.

Qibli:....AND I WASN'T INCLUDED WHHHHYYYYY?!?!!

Winter: Why do we have to react to this? I don't care who Sunny dates.

Carnelian: If Ruby gets to come to the wedding, so do I.

Amber: Can Qibli and I be flower girls?

Qibli: No, you idiot, I'm the ring bearer, you can't have TWO flower girls, that makes no sense.

Amber: Excuse you, but I was under the impression that Dinner the fox would be the ring bearer. What then?

Qibli:..........

Qibli: Okay, but we gotta have matching petals.

Amber: DUH.

Kinkajou: I ship. TURTLE I DEMAND FANFICTION.

Turtle: *sighs* Why did I ever tell you I was a writer?

Kinkajou: BUDDY IF I KNEW HOW TO SPELL MY NAME, I'D WRITE IT MYSELF, BUT I CAN'T DO THAT, SO YOU GOTTA WRITE IT.

Turtle: Or I could just teach you to write-

Kinkajou: YEAH BUT THIS IS FASTER.

Moon: I pronounce thee Sunkat and call dibs on telling the Rainwing gossips about it first.

Sunny: Thorn beat you to that.

Moon: DAM IT.

Joy: Maybe we should include Meerkat as an official Truth or Dare character in the next book.....Thoughts?

Rainkeeper: Maybe. I mean it does make sense, seeing as Sunny's the only one without a SO in the DOD.

Air: SO OTP DOD TORD WIP

Nightflyer: I understood all of that.

Air: The language of the fandom is interesting.

Joy: Hey, you want interesting, I tried to explain what a Karen was to our scavenger author's parents.

Joy: They- they won't stop saying it now 

Joy: THEY DON'T EVEN USE IT CORRECTLY, I-

Kelp: Shhhhhhhh, this is why we don't teach slang to other generations.

Nightflyer: Hey, I vote we bring some popular slang back in style. My chosen few include 'Ditto', 'Wazzup' 'Gag me with a spoon' 'Blitzed' and "Come on Snake, let's rattle".

Air: *punches Nightflyer*

Nightflyer: OW!!!!

Air: I'm sorry! You said Let's Rattle!

Nightflyer: IT HAS TWO MEANINGS!!!

Air: Yeah, but one of them is that you fight someone!

Nightflyer: I WAS USING IT AS AN EXAMPLE, NOT FIGHTING WORDS!!

Nightflyer: I USED QUOTATION MARKS!

Nightflyer: THAT IS WHY I SAY IT!

Meerkat: *runs back into the room screaming*

Tsunami/Clay: *chase after him*

Meerkat: *grabs Sunny and keeps running*

Tsunami: GET BACK HERE!!!!