Shore: YO!

Haze: WE'RE BACK!

Ember: WE'RE THE BEST HOSTS EVER!

*Players appear*

Air: You wanna say that again?

Ember: *screams and runs away*

Joy: We thought so.

Rainkeeper: *sighs* Why do we trust them with this game?

Kelp: Wait, I'm confused. Why-

Joy: If there's a dare for us hosts, then the game gets hosted by Shore, Ander, Haze, Permafrost, and Ember.

Kelp: Ooooooooh.

Permafrost: And we're like NEVER HERE so it's AWESOME.

Seashell: So what's the dare?

Kelp: Wait a sec. If we're classified as the hosts, but they're also the hosts, then is it just one big host vs. host fight?

Joy: That would be a great idea for a game show. All the game show hosts battle against each other for the title of the master game host.

Kelp: But who would host THAT show?

Joy: Morgan Freeman and Sir Patrick Stewart.

Air: OH MY MOONS.

Nightflyer: THAT IS THE BEST PAIRING EVER.

Kelp: With Betty White as the show girl.

Joy: We're onto something here.

Kelp: I know.

Haze: ANYWAYS.

Permafrost: Today's dare includes one of my many OTPs.

Ember: Nightflyer has to sit and watch Coalfly make out.

Nightflyer: WHAT.

Nightflyer: WHY-

Permafrost: And you have to secretly watch them as Joy interviews them on their opinions on the relationship.

Nightflyer:.....*growls*

Air: Oh, this is gonna be great. I'll go make some popcorn.

Rainkeeper: I'll get the video camera.

Ander: You're not supposed to enjoy the dare...

Seashell: Oh, Nightflyer won't, but we'll enjoy it.

Air: Oh yes we will.

Nightflyer: Why are you betraying me like this, Air?

Air: Because it'll be fun to watch you get super overprotective and worked up.

Nightflyer: *glares*

*Coal and Firefly appear*

Coal: Oh, hi!

Firefly: Sup?

Haze: Long story short, we need you two to make out.

Firefly/Coal:.........

Coal: Okaaaaay?

Firefly: Done.

Nightflyer: Firefly!

Firefly: Oh shut up, like you've never made out with Air before?

Nightflyer: I-that- this-

Air: HE HAS!

Nightflyer: GEE THANKS.

Air: *shrugs*

Coal: *kisses Firefly*

Nightflyer: *lunges*

Joy: *holds him back*

Nightflyer: Must.....MURDER....

Joy: Awww, he's just like me!

Kelp: I don't think that's a good thing.

Joy: Ouch.

Nightflyer: *growling*

Seashell: I don't understand why he hates them. Coalfly is life.

Air: They're adorable.

Nightflyer: If by adorable you mean COAL IS THE REASON MY LITTLE SISTER WAS KIDNAPPED BY A GANG! 

Firefly: Hey, I was fine!

Nightlfyer: THAT'S NOT THE POINT!

Coal: Okay, if we take out the whole gang thing- THEN would you like me?

Nightflyer: NO.

Coal: Okay, just checking.

Joy: Alright, Firefly, come with me *rags her out of the room*

Firefly: Wait why-

Coal: Wait NO, DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HIM!

Meanwhile....

Joy: So, Firefly, what's your honest opinion on Coal and Coalfly? Your response is confidential, so you can be extremely honest.

Firefly: Oh, um, okay.

Firefly: I love Coal.

Joy:....Yeah, and what else?

Firefly:.....I mean, okay, the gang thing is TERRIFYING, and sometimes he's a bit too overprotective, like come on, don't shield me from the gang, teach me how to kill them! But overall, Coal's great. He's like a really sweet puppy that's had a hard life, so he's reluctant to be friendly at first, but once he gets to know you, he's your best friend.

Joy: That's better.

Nightflyer: *has been listening in*

Nightflyer: *fumes*

Joy: *drags Coal in for interview*

Joy: So, what's your honest opinion on Firefly?

Coal: I don't deserve her.

Nightflyer: Damn right, you don't.

Coal: No, seriously. She's super smart and beautiful and I have no idea why she puts up with someone as stupid as me. And then there's the whole gang thing, which I have no idea how she deals with that. Firefly is just amazing, and I have no idea why she puts up with all my bullshit, but I'm really glad she does. I love her.

Nightflyer:........Dam it.

Rainkeeper: So, Nightflyer, thoughts?

Nightflyer: I hate you.

Coal: I know.

Nightflyer: But we're okay.

Coal: Wait really?

Nightflyer: I still hate you.

Coal: Understood.

Nightflyer: But I will TOLERATE your relationship with my sister.

Coal:.....Wow. Thank you.

Firefly: *pumps a fist in the air* FUCK YEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Air: *bursts out laughing*

Nightrflyer:........*shoves Coal*

Coal: *shoves him back*

Nightflyer/Coal:.........

Seashell: SISSY FIIIIIGHT!!!!!!

Nightflyer/Coal: *sissy fight*

Firefly: *facetalons*

Air: We put up with them why?

Firefly: I don't know, Air. I don't know.

Joy: So......

Haze: Anybody got a funny story? 

Permafrost: We like funny stories.