Air: It's CREEPY.

Joy: It's AWESOME.

Seashell: Agreed. AWESOME.

Air: Ugh, Fine. I'll listen to it one more time.

Joy: YES!

Rainkeeper: Listen to wha-

Seashell: PLACES, PLACES, GET IN YOUR PLACES, THROW ON YOUR DRESS AND PUT ON YOUR DOLL FACES! EVERYONE, THINKS THAT WE'RE PERFECT, PLEASE DON'T LET THEM LOOK THROUGH THE CURTAINS.

Joy: PICTURE, PICTURE, SMILE FOR THE PICTURE! POSE WITH YOUR BROTHER, WON'T YOU BE A GOOD SISTER? EVERYONE, THINKS THAT WE'RE PERFECT, PLEASE DON'T LET THEM LOOK THROUGH THE CURTAINS!

Nightflyer: What is going on....

Seashell/Joy: D-O-L-L-H-O-U-S-E I SEE THINGS THAT NOBODY ELSE SEES!

Rainkeeper:..........

Rainkeeper: Since when are you a Melanie Martinez fan?

Joy: Since I heard that one song, duh.

*players appear*

Glory: So, what's up?

Joy: Dad's with a slut, and your son's smoking cannabis.

Glory: WHAT?

Rainkeeper: Now you've done it.

Glory:....I....I don't even know who to yell at first.

Glory:.......Eh, why not both.

Glory: *grabs Deathbringer and Rainkeeper by the ear*

Rainkeeper: Ow ow ow owOW!

Deathbringer: Not again!

Glory: CARE TO EXPLAIN?

Deathbringer: I'm NOT with anyone else! 

Rainkeeper: And I DON'T smoke.

Glory: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT GUILTY PEOPLE WOULD SAY!

Deathbringer: Glory, please! You're too hot for me to cheat on!

All: *unanimous facetalon*

Glory:.......Oh REALLY.

Deathbringer: And I'm screwed.  

Riptide: Nice knowing ya, man.

Peril: The gossip squad will miss you.

Sunny: WOAH WOAH WOAH, WHAT GOSSIP SQUAD?!!?!!? WHY WAS I NOT INVITED TO THIS???

Fatespeaker: Because you're a DOD, DUH.

Peril: Shhhhh, we've said too much already.

Seashell: Anyways, here's your dare.

Air: Qibli and Moon have to host a talent show!

Qibli: WOOP MOONBLI!

Moon: I don't know.....It's not the same without Winter....

Qibli: True true, IT'S EPIC!!!!

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*everyone appears on America's Got Talent Stage*

Joy: I love using this stage. It's perfect.

Nightflyer: And everyone's so used to us being here that we don't have to set anyone on fire.

Air: I wish I was still a judge, that was fun....I got to cover people with glitter...

Nightflyer: Air, you don't need to be a judge to do that.

Umber: Yeah, I throw glitter at people all the time.

Carnelian: No you d-

Umber: *throws rainbow glitter in Carnelian's face*

Carnelian:.............

Carnelian: Why do I put up with you?

Umber: *leans on Carnelian*

Umber: Because you love me deep down, Carnie.

Carnelian: *growls*

Umber: *slowly backs away*

Sunny: BROTP.

Clay: What's a BROTP?

Sunny: A friend-ship.

Kinkajou: Yeah, I have NONE of those.

Sunny: I have several hundred.

Moon: *is at the judge table*

Moon: HEY! DRAGONS! GET YOUR ACTS TOGETHER- IT'S TALENT SHOW TIME!

*Six minutes later*

Seashell: Why six minutes?

Rainkeeper: Because four minutes isn't enough time, duh.

Seashell: What about five?

Rainkeeper: What's that?

Seashell:......A number......

Rainkeeper: Uh, NO. It goes One, Two, Three, FourTris, Marina, Vishnu-Naveen, Stanley's Penthouse, Ella.

Seashell:.......What.

Qibli: WOULD THE FIRST ACT PLEASE COME ONTO THE STAGE!

Peril: Hi!

Clay: *walks out behind her with a cart full of various objects*

Peril: So, MY talent is that I can burn ANYTHING.

Clay: Anything.

Peril: For example,

Clay: *holds up the objects from the cart as she says them*

Peril: Rocks, Sticks, plants, scales, flame-resistant metals, scrolls-

Starflight: *screams from back stage*

Peril:.....Glass, concrete, and anything else.

Qibli: Prove it!

Peril: Kay. *sets cart on fire and melts everything in it*

Moon: What about flame-resistant dragons? Can you burn them?

Peril: Of course.

Clay: What? You can't burn me!

Peril: What's your favorite food, Clay?

Clay: Cows!

Peril: *smirks*

Peril: Well, you know what they say. You are what you eat.

Clay:......Words hurt, you know. *runs off stage*

Peril: Claybear wait I LUV YOU I'M SORRY!!! *runs after him*

Moon: I liked that.

Qibli: I didn't. Now Cleril's gonna fight!

Moon: They'll be FINE.

Qibli: Still!

Riptide: Hello.

Moon: Hey Riptide, what's your talent?

Riptide: My talent is surviving my girlfriend's rage.

Qibli: That's not a tal-

Tsunami: WHAT?! THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY YOUR TALENT IS?!!?!? 

Tsunami: *storms on stage in a rage*

Tsunami: YOU INCONSIDERATE LITTLE-

Riptide: Oh come on, Tsu-tsu, it was a LITTLE funny.

Tsunami: *goes red in the face*

Tsunami: I told you not to say that!

Riptide: Say what, Tsu-tsu? That is was a little funny?

Tsunami: Riptide, I SWEAR-

Riptide: You're so beautiful when you threaten my life.

Tsunami: I-.......Dammit, Riptide.

Riptide: How about we start your next Aquatic lesson?

Tsunami:.........*blushes and runs off stage*

Moon:.......

Qibli:........

Deathbringer: *applauds from the audience*

Qibli: *stands up and starts clapping*

Riptide: Thank you.

Moon: NEXT!

Glory: My talent is causing people to freak out.

Moon: We have some very bizarre talents today.

Qibli: I dunno, this could be interesting.

Glory: It's really very simple. All I have to do i- *disappears*

*screaming ensues*

Deathbringer: WHERE IS SHE!?!?!? WHERE DID SHE GO!??!!? GLORY?!?!

Clay: Not again!!!! Glory!!!

Tsunami: Just when you THINK you can't get kidnapped again!

Sunny: Glory come back!!! Deathy's freaking out!!!

Glory: *appears bright red and tackles Sunny with a growl*

Glory: NO ONE CALLS HIM DEATHY BUT ME.

Sunny: But it worked!

Deathbringer: GLORY!!!! *hugs her*

Moon: Awwwww

Qibli: Ship it. NEXT!

Starflight: I know how Pi ends.

Qibli: Yeah, but what's your talent?

Starflight:......That IS my talent. I have literally taken the time and determined how a digit as massive as pi ends-

Moon: BORING! 

Starflight: IT's a huge mathematical discovery!

Qibli: *buzzes Starflight*

Starflight:.........Fine. Whatever......

Starflight:......IT ENDS IN FOURTRIS, BY THE WAY.

Seashell: YES!

Sunny: I can make ships cannon.

Air: *tramples over everyone else and throws Destiel at Sunny*

Air: MAKE IT CANON!!!!

Sunny: I cannot.

Moon: So you have no talent.

Sunny: NO, it's just I can't sail what's already sailing.

Air:.......IT'S NOT SAILING- WE ARE IN A VERY BAD PLACE RIGHT NOW.

Sunny: Perhaps, but they've faced worse things before.

Air:.......So I just have to live with them being subtextly canon?

Sunny: No, you have to live with the fact that Cas said I love you, but Jensen Ackles left it out of the script when it was his turn.

Air:..... *screams in frustration, and grabs Joy to go torture Jensen Ackles*

Sunny: Ta-Da! Talent!

Qibli:.....Could you sail Moonbli?

Sunny: *throws book 10 at them*

Sunny: Done.

Moon: What the hell is Wings of Fire?

Seashell: So long, Fourth wall. I'll miss you.

Clay: *eats a lot of food as a talent*

Tsunami: *beats up a dozen Seawings as a talent*

Deathbringer: *flirts, as a talent*

Fatespeaker: *reads tarot cards as a talent*

Kinkajou: *shoves sixteen pineapples up Darkstalker's oversized snout as a talent*

Turtle: *remained perfectly still for seven minutes, until Kinkajou screamed, as a talent*

Carnelian: *breaks every bone in Scarlet's body as a talent*

Umber: *walks on stage*

Moon: Hey Umber. What's your talent.

Umber: My talent is embracing the rainbow.

Qibli: I'm listening....

Umber: *snaps talons*

*glitter falls from the sky as a rainbow flag drops down behind him*

Umber: *is on a unicorn and throwing skittles*

Umber: MY WHOLE FAMILY THINKS I'M GAY, I GUESS IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THAT WAY. MAYBE IT'S CAUSE OF THE WAY THAT I WALK! MAKES THEM THINK, I LIKE-

Umber: ....BOYS.

All:.........*deadpan expressions*

Umber:........

Umber: EVEN MY BOYFRIEND THINKS I'M GAY-

Umber:......Shit.

Qibli: *laughs*

Moon: OKAY then.

Joy: So? Who's weird talent wins?

Qibli: Oh that's easy.

Moon: Totally easy.

Qibli: It's definitely Riptide.

Riptide: YES!

Tsunami: HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A TALENT!

Glory: No, he just had the most gifted talent of us all.

Clay: He has a talent we WISH we possessed.

Turtle: Oh yeah. Tsunami's scary.

Riptide: HA! I WIN!!!!

Qibli: And since it's Moonbli week....

Moon: FINE. *kisses Qibli*

Umber: *pelts them with skittles*

Umber: Come to the gay side, Qibli! We have skittles! 

A/N: could someone please direct me to a good Moonbli fanfic? I need it for the next dare....