Rainkeeper: Hey guys!

Joy: *stares*

Rainkeeper:.....What?

Joy:....Could you repeat something for me? *tells him the quote*

Rainkeeper: Ding ding, the Psycho's gone.

Joy: Yep. I need to stop watching Friends reruns.

Rainkeeper: Why?

Joy: Because you sound EXACTLY like Chandler Bing, and I do NOT need my voice to sound like Rachel Greene.

Air: Oooh! Can I sound like Phoebe? I love Phoebe!

Seashell: Back up here. WHY is JOY watching FRIENDS?

Joy: Because all the good shows don't start until October, and I have no idea when Lucifer will be on Netflix! It's TORTURE to wait this long!

Air: October 11th. I'm counting the days.

Seashell: I don't even know when my TV shows c-

Air: October 10th.

Seashell:.....Thank you....

*players appear*

Turtle: *calmly* Wazzup?

Moon: *calmly* Wazzup.

Kinkajou: *tackles Turtle to the ground*

Kinkajou:  WAAAAAAZZZUUUUUUUP!?!?!?!!?

Hosts:.....

Rainkeeper: Wow.

Joy: Moon!

Moon: Yeah?

Air: Bli!

Qibli: Don't call me that, please.

Joy/Air: MOONBLI!!

Qibli/Moon: What?

Nightflyter: *throws Moon, Winter, and Qibli's Future by moonwatchersister at them*

Umber: *shrieks*

Umber: I LOVE THAT BOOK!!!!

Turtle: I wish it would be continued....

Air: I know! What happened to moonwatchersister? 

Joy: I don't know. She just vanished.

Rainkeeper: I miss her.

Hosts: *nods*

JW:........

Carnelian: Who's moonwatchersister?

Moon: I don't have a sister....

Seashell: YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND THE PAIN OF UNFINISHED FANFICTIONS WITH INACTIVE USERS!!!

Air: SO MUCH PAIN WHEN IT ENDS ON CLIFFHANGERS!

Seashell/Air: *sobs*

turtle: So uh....What's the dare?

Rainkeeper: Moonbli has to read it.

Moon: Kay *starts reading it*

Qibli: *reads it over Moon's shoulder*

Everyone else: *smiling at the adorableness of Moonbli*

Qibli: Wait......YOU HAVE A SON WITH WINTER WTF?!?!? I THOUGHT THIS WAS A MOONBLI FANFIC!

Joy: It is!

Rainkeeper: Just WAIT.

Moon: Awww, Crescent's such a cute name! 

Qibli: Sure. *scowls*

Moon: Oh. MY. Moons. Are you JEALOUS???

Qibli: No!

Moon: You TOTALLY ARE! You're jealous that I have a son with Winter in an alternate universe!

Qibli: So? 

Moon: That is so cute! *hugs him*

Qibli: *smiles*

Qibli: Okay then.

Moonbli: *keeps reading*

Moon: *screeches*

Moon: TURTLEJOU!!!!!!!

Turtle: Wait what?

Kinkajou: LEMMESEE LEMMESEE!!!!

Qibli: WHERE'S THE MOOOOOONBLIIIIIII

Kinkajou: OMMM Turtle read this!

Turtle: Why?

Kinkajou: We're having dragonets!

Turtle: WHAT!?! *grabs the story*

Kinkajou: I love this!!!

Moon: Give it back! I wanna read more!!!!

Qibli: *steals the story back and keeps reading*

Qibli: Ah, Moonbli.....

Moon: Oh great. I bring my secret Winterwatcher love child to you now, don't I?

Qibli: Yeah, but then it talks about your smile and your eyes- Three moons, did this author read my mind?

Moon: Lemme see! *reads* 

Moon: "My galaxy-like scales"? Really?

Qibli: Uh, Yeah. They're beautiful scales.

Moon: You're just saying that because you're in love with me.

Qibli: Don't have to be in love to state a fact.

Kinkajou: *dying in the background*

Turtle: Guys, STOP! YOU'RE KILLING MY GIRLFRIEND!

Kinkajou: *squeaks* Turtlejou!

Kinkajou: *dies*

Turtle: *screams*

Moon/Qibli: *keeps reading*

Moon: *gasps*

Qibli: *stares at the floor*

Moon: I CANNOT believe you would just let be be with Winter even though you loved me! That's so noble!

Qibli: I'd do it in this universe too, if you wanted to be with him more.

Moon: *gaps at him*

Qibli: What?

Moon: You're just.......You're amazing.

Qibli: Hey, I didn't do anything in THIS reality.

Moon: *hugs him*

Moon: You don't have too.

Moon: I love you.

Qibli: Aww, I love you too.

Kinkajou: *dies in the afterlife*

Carfnelian: *reads the story*

Carnelian: OMM Qibli called himself a single pringle!

Umber: *gasps*

Umber:What? Was I not available?

Qibli: Umber-

Umber: NU-UH. Qibli, you hot piece of ass, if things ever go down the drain with Winter and Moon, you call me, and I'll make you feel nice, you got it?

Qibli: Got it.

Umber: Good. I'd break up with my rainwing lovers for you, Sandy-scales.

Turtle: You have Rainwing lovers?

Umber: Buddy, I rule the rainbow it EVERY tribe. From the closeted Icewings to the feisty Rainwings.

Kinkajou: *is triple dead*

Moon: *keeps reading*

Moon: *gasps*

Moon: THAT BASTARD!!!!

Qibli: What did I do?

Moon: Nothing, you're an angel-

Air: CAS.

Moon: -But Winter, that PRICK! I DISAPPEAR, AND HE MARRIES LYNX WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT! I could- I could strangle him!

Qibli: That jerk! I hope I kick his butt later.

Moon: OMM WE KISSED!!!

Qibli: YES! GO ME!

Moon: YES DA TURTLEJOU IS BACK!!!!

Kinkajou: *resurrects herself and tackles Moon to get to the story*

Turtle: Kinkajou!

Moon: Hey! It's my story!

Kinkajou: MOVE BITCH IT'S MY TIME!

Kinkajou: *reads it and screams*

Turtle: What? What happened?

Kinkajou: TURTLE WE'RE GONNA HAVE THREE KIDS!!

Turtle: I'm gonna die.

Qibli: *steals story back and keeps reading*

Qibli: *gasps* 

Qibli:  MOON YOUR SON CALLED ME QI-BI AND HE MISSED ME AND I WANT TO HUG HIM THROUGH PAPER!

Umber: Qi-BI? As in bi? Man, this kid knows what's up.

Moon: OMG WE'RE GOING ON A DATE!!

Qibli: I love this life!!!

Moon: HA HA WINTER FEEL THE JEALOUSY BURN, YOU DICKHEAD!

Qibli: Aw, Turtle's afraid he's gonna fail his dragonets.

Kinkajou: WHAT?

Turtle: Oh great.

Kinkajou: TURTLE! YOU SELF-LOATHING BABOON! You'd make a great father!

Turtle: Okay.

Kinkajou: YOU WOULD YOU'LL SEE!

Turtle: Kinkajou WE'RE NOT HAVING DRAGONETS IN THIS UNIVERSE!

Joy: Yet.

Seashell: *cough* Foreshadowing *cough*

Moon: OH MY MOONS KINKAJOU- YOU NAMED YOUR CHILD AFTER GLORY'S SLOTH???

Kinkajou:........

Kinkajou: Okay, yeah that sounds like a me thing to do.

Moon: *screams*

Moon: GLORYBRINGER GLORYBRINGER GLORYBRINGER!

Qibli: Moon, it was one line-

Moon: GLOOOOORYBRIIINGER!!!!!!

Qibli: Okay, just for that, we're gonna skip ahead.

Moon: NOOOOOO

Qibli: Oh shit Winter found you.

Moon: Crap.

Qibli: Oh shit he found out about Crescent.

Moon: Fuck.

Qibli: OH SHIT WINTER TRIED TO HURT CRESCENT.

Moon: That BITCH.

Qibli: OH SHIT I CAUGHT HIM.

Moon: YOU- Oh my gosh I love you.

Moon: *tackles Qibli and kisses him*

Hosts:..........

Air: *slowly drags story away*

Joy: I think we're good here.

Moon/Qibli: *making out*