Air: *sets crown on head*

Rainkeeper: What-

Nightflyer: *sighs*

Air: I HAVE BEEN DEEMED THE SUPERNATURAL QUEEN. BOW BEFORE ME, PEASANTS.

Nightflyer: *facetalons*

Rainkeeper:.....Eh, why not. *bows*

Joy: HEY, AIN'T NOBODY IN THIS GROUP GONNA BE A QUEEN BUT ME!

Air: Try me, bitch.

Joy: *straightens crown*

Joy: It's on like Donkey Kong.

Seashell: Finally! *grabs popcorn*

Nightflyer: Oh dear moons.

Rainkeeper: You grab your friend, I'll grab mine?

Nightflyer: How about you take Joy?

Rainkeeper: No, I think you should take her.

Nightflyer: No, I think she'll just kill me.

Rainkeeper: Fair point.... Seashell, how about you grab Joy?

Seashell: Hell no, I've been waiting years for this blood bath. *eats popcorn*

Rainkeeper/Nightflyer:.........

Nightflyer: Welp, I'll go tell Castiel he's gonna have to resurrect Air for me.

*players appear*

Moon: Yo, Turtle, how are things?

Turtle:.....Fine.

Moon: Yeah, but how are things going with-

Hosts: *start making siren noises*

Air: WEEEEWOOOOOWEEEEEWOOOOO

Rainkeeper: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nightflyer: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Joy: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

Seashell: BEEEEDOBEEDOBEEDOBEEDO

Carnelian: SHUT UP!

Rainkeeper: THIS IS TO BE A BOOK 12 SPOILER FREE ZONE UNTIL THE MAJORITY OF THE FANDOM HAS READ THE BOOK.

Joy: Because face facts people, after a while, it's your own fault if something gets spoiled.

Nightflyer: *sighs* Like with the second Fantastic Beasts movie. I still haven't seen it, and at this point, the spoilers are now my own fault.

Winter: Okaaaaaaay.

Rainkeeper: Oh, and to insert a shameless self promotion- if you haven;t seen it yet, we have an epic list of WOF headcannons in the Random WOF stuff book so check them out, some could be great prompts for fanfics!

Air: Dare time!

Moon: What hopeless torture are you forcing upon us now?

Rainkeeper: Moonbli seven minutes in heaven.

Qibli:......YES!!!!!!! What's the catch?

Joy: Winter has to watch.

Winter: OH yeessss, because it JUST WOULDN'T BE A DARE WITHOUT WINTER GETTING TORTURED, NOW WOULD IT?

Joy: No, it really wouldn't.

Nightflyer: We should start a petition for there to be a sarcasm font.

Joy: FUCK. YES.

Seashell: Oh, and Winter will also be tied tooooooo

Air: MINI KINKAJOU!

Kinkajou: Mini Kinkajou??!?!?!!?! WHERE ARE YOU GONNA GET A MINI ME!?!?!?!?

Seashell: Mini me, quit humping the laser!

Joy: He's in the box.

Rainkeeper: In this box? 

Joy: Yes, next to Jose.

Rainkeeper: Okaaaaay.

Joy: CAREFUL!

Rainkeeper: What?

Joy: He's really ugly.

Jose: He is ugly, senor.

Joy: He's nasty looking.

Rainkeeper: *takes out a mini Kinkajou form a box*

Kinkajou: I thought you said she was ugly!

Joy: HE IS!!!! *bursts out laughing*

Kinkajou: He looks a little like me.

Joy: Nooooooo, he looks A LOT LIKE YOU!

Kinkajou: This isn't funny.

Joy: Then why is everybody else LAUGHING??

Kinkajou:......What's its name?

Air: Mini Kinkajou?

Joy: Little ugly ass Jeff.

Nightflyer: I'd appreciate it if you didn't use the word ass.

Joy: Oh, I didn't. IT's all one word. LittleUglyAssJeff.

Rainkeeper: WOULD YOU STOP THE JEFF DUNHAM BIT SO WE CAN DO THE DARE????

Turtle: What if we called her Mini Kinkie?

Joy: Nikki, that is WRONG!

Turtle: No it's not!

Winter: WTF IS HAPPENING?!!?!?!

Nightflyer: REFERENCES!!!

Rainkeeper: *ties Mini Kinkajou to Winter*

Air: *shoves Moon, Qibli, and Winter into a closet*

Moon: Why is the closet wallpapered with flannel?

Air: What, Dean's been in there for over 14 years- you didn't think he'd do some redecorating to feel more at home?

Players:..........

Air: *locks closet door*

Qibli: Soooooo.....We get to make out now, right?

Moon: I guess.

Winter: Go to hell, both of you.

Mini Kinkie:  WINTER SHUT UP, MOONBLI'S GONNA SAIL!!!!

Winter: How are you already MORE annoying then normal Kinkajou?

Mini Kinkie: Because I can be! I'm the Scrappy to Scooby! I gotta be more annoying!

Winter: I hate you so much...

Qibli/Moon: *making out*

Winter: I WILL RIP YOUR FACES OFF-

Kinkajou: NO YOU WON'T!!! *clings to Winter's face*

Winter: GET OFF ME, YOU LITTLE-

OTher players/Hosts:.............

Carnelian: You know, we should really have a card game or somryhing to do while everyone else sits in the closet.

Air: You think Jack has anything to do while the rest of the world sits in the closet? No. He just sits and eats nougat candy bars like a good little child.

Players:........

Umber: Can I have a nougat candy bar?

Rainkeeper: No.

Umber: Why not?

Joy: Because we said so.

*seven minutes later*

Winter: GET. THIS. FREAKING. SPIDER MONKEY. OFF ME.

Mini Kinkie: *chewing on Winter's ear*

Mini Kinkie: He tastes like sparkle flavored Popsicles!! 

Moon: It is very hard to make out when Winter is screaming at you.

Qibli: Eh, you get used to it.

Moon:......I'm sorry, WHAT?

Kinkajou: Can I keep Mini Kinkie?

Hosts:........

Nightflyer: Yes.

Turtle: YESSSSSSSS.

Joy: Okay, question time for our audience!

Air: What's your FAVORITE present you have EVER gotten?

Nightflyer: Well, one time I got a stone stature of a gargoyle reading ab ook. That was pretty cool.